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School

What is everyone’s favorite class?

None, because people don’t like school.

Car

Why is it so hard to choose between buying a Subaru or a Volvo? Because you’re deciding whether you want to look like a rapist or a pedophile.

Flower

You look nice, and you seem like good fun, so if I give you this flower, will you finger my bum?

Post

Hello! I hope you're having a good day or night! Mind commenting when you laughed the hardest and why? Like if you like this post!

9/11

I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.

"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.

Ping-Pong

Why does Michael Jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.

Video

ssundee: "If this video gets to 100k likes, I'll post part 2."

SSUNDEE WIFE: "SHUT THE #### UP!"

Child

My child: "Dad, am I beautiful?"

Me: "You’re like the sun, sweetie. You’re painful to look at."

Male

What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?

"I love eating cat."

Polar Bear

Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the world's hardest riddle! Good luck 😝

“I turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities.”