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What happens when a skeleton does not laugh at your pun?

Looks like someone's funny bone is broken. 😁

Mortar is like a woman's fanny; the more you play with it, the wetter it gets.

My tutor just said this quote of 2k18^^^

Pontypool is rough.

One time I saw a manatee all spray painted to look like a tiger. Needless to say, the first thing I yelled was, "OH! THE HUMANATEE!"

I like my women like how I like my cocaine, smuggled and cut clean.

I was talking to my friends and they said a random topic about cats, and I'm like, "Water you talking about?" =3

I like unicorns.

I like my woman like I like my coffee: in a big sack on top of a donkey.

Me: No one likes Shrek; he is just a fat green guy.

Friend: Hey! Stop talking about me.

Stage 4 cancer is like a woman. You can’t beat it, but if you do, she’ll probably come back again.

Friend: My girls are like boomerangs; they always come back.

Me: Mine DON'T :(

Friend: You know how I like my women like my coffee... hot.

Me: What if you don't like coffee? :(

I like my women like I like my chocolate.

Edible.

Why are most firefighters men? Because they like to find hot places and leave them wet.

Pickup line; Hey mama, you school? Cuz I'd like to shoot some kids up in you.

Solicitors are more likely to harass someone with a “no soliciting” sign on their front porch.

You're do annoying like your fucked up hairline.

Roses are red, I like weed,

If you say yes then I'll do a "good deed."

One dog said to the other dog, "Man, it is hard sleeping on the floor."

The other said, "Really? I like my bed."

I'm treated like God when I'm home, I'm usually ignored until someone wants something.

Yo mama is so ugly, even the ugliest person in the world looked like a sword standing next to her.