I gotta song for Hawaii, baby, you light up my world like nobody else.
Come on guys, it's not nice to make fun of autism. I mean really, the Riot devs try their best, but just because they have autism does not mean you can make fun of them. Make fun of them for something else, like their Down syndrome.
Charlotte looks like a sperm.
My heart is like a plane.
It crashes every once in a while.
Monkey: What ya doing?
Other monkey: Just you know, "hanging around."
Bad joke, right? I just can't think of something amazing. It's like my brain is "hanging."
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who.
You sound like an owl.
The twin towers are like genders, there used to be two of them.
Fruit is like ex-wives.
They both look really good hanging from a tree.
My mom's name is Angel and she is nothing like one:) Especially in bed...
Surveys say that 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea. That means the 5th one likes it.
Hey God, what are you making?
Just a wooden stick that lights on fire.
Sounds like a match made in heaven.
What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most?
The “cold and passed out” kind.
Trying to make a baby talk is like trying to negotiate with North Korea.
Jasper likes little girls and Bin Laden.
Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One says to the other, "I blew like 20 bucks in there!"
What do you get when a dog that is actually a Weeto is caught in an earthquake?
Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!
Q: Why do I like bone jokes so much?
A: Because they are humerus.
I like to eat mom's spaghetti. Now try it with the NEWWWW VEGETTIIII, turn any vegetable into pasta!
Yo mama like a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everybody’s pants.
Why did the guitar teacher get arrested? He fingered A minor(get it, like the chord A minor)
