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What was blue and black and doesn't like to have sex... The little girl in my trunk.

A slag is like the first piece of bread in a loaf. Everyone touches it, but nobody wants it.

I'd like to relish the fact that you've mustered up the courage to ketchup to my level.

Osama Spin Laden, dropping beats like the twin towers.

You want to know what the ugly truth looks like?

Go look in the mirror.

Viagra is a lot like amusement parks...

It's a one hour wait, for a two-minute ride.

Follow me on Instagram @v2good.at.fortnite and @v2good.at.edits for a surprise.

Btw, you have to like all my posts :)

I am Wayde, I like ranga balls, please cum in my ass.

I'll never forget how my grandmother died. "This lemonade tastes like bleach..."

I like my humor like my people. Well done.

So a guy named Nathaniel just came home, and when he enters his sister’s room, he sees her f***ing a piece of broccoli. And Nathaniel says, “Abbie, what’s wrong with you? I was going to eat that later, and now it smells like broccoli!”

Why does Beethoven's music sound like hell sometimes?

Because he doesn't listen to it!

So there I was, having a fantastic time going down on my nan.

When suddenly I got a nasty taste in my mouth.

"Wait a minute," I said. This distinctly tastes like horse semen.

Then it clicked.

"Ah, so that's how you died."

If the broccoli said, "I look like a tree," then what did the mushroom say?

"I look like an umbrella."

Hellen Keller once said, "love is not something you see or hear, it is something you feel," but of course she said it like this "fbfebsovbforbw urbwbwvorb."

I like my women how I like my cigarettes: Smokin’ hot, and with a little saliva on the butt.

I like my women how I like my golf score: low in the 80s and with a handicap.

Looks like McSkillet McKilledIt.

Two friends who've been bros for forever see each other in Wal-Mart in the card section. The first guy asks what he got his wife for her birthday. The second guy tells him he got her a Maserati and a card. The first guy tells him he got his wife a card and a dildo for her birthday.

The second guy asks why he got his wife a dildo for her birthday. The first guy says, "If she doesn't like the card I got her, then she can go fuck herself!"

Why didn’t the girl like stairs?

They were always up to something.