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It’s like going to the orphan and telling your mama jokes.

I'd tell a science joke, but I was like, "Nah, it would get no reaction."

Yo' mama sometimes always happens to let you know you're back in New York -- like the way people order in a restaurant: "Could you take my order before Jesus gets back? What's the matter with you? I've evolved into another species here, you understand? I can't eat clam chowder no more. I gotta see the cyborg menu, you understand?"

Why do the Greeks and Romans like food? Because food is good for you.

Why did the orphans like church so much?

So they had someone to call father...

Why do I f*** my mom?

Like father like son. #batabababa

Bread is like an orphan: plain and stale and no fam.

TDS? More like STDs.

I was in the car, and I got out and saw a deer walking sexy, and I'm like, "What the..."

What’s wrong with a gay bbq?

All the hotdogs taste like shit.

Roses are red, I like girls from the South, a 425-pound teacher gets suspended after sitting on a kid's head and farting in his mouth.

It looks like your face was lit on fire and someone tried to extinguish it with a hammer!

"I had a great day today." "Why?" "Because Allison was frustrated at her calculator and started banging it on the side of the table and the teacher screamed, 'Allison how would you like it if I banged you on the table?'"

"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "What's wrong with me!" "Calm down, calm down. Just pull yourself together!"

Kid: Why do orphans like tennis?

Dad: Because it's the only time they get "love."

People so dumb they think they're "transblind" like WTF, idiots!

I hate my birthday. For my first birthday my mom gave me my life. I liked it when it was new and fun. Now it's broken and sad and I wanna take it back.

I like when people say they hate me because we have something in common. <3

What do rats like on their birthday? Mice cream and cake.

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