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I like my COVID like I like my women: 19 and easy to spread.
More like your anus.
I gave up hope and I liked it!!
I take meds to feel fantastic! (I kissed a boy{but fed up lyrics})
My Mother: Wanna hear the song, "Chloe, your the one I want" on Pandora?
Me: No, I am tired of that song and I am annoyed by it.
Mom: Don't talk back to me like that, young lady.
Me: / someone else? - -gets silent in da room-
Brother: Yeah, this song is very annoying, but maybe better than the Chelsea song.
Joke is here now what do you do if you hear the name Chloe?
Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.
What games do bats like to play at recess?
Once I told an abortion joke and this woman was like, "I've had an abortion, that's offensive." And I was like, "I just tell jokes, I think what you do is much worse."
Someone cutting the cheese then farted.
Someone sees the cheese, and it smelled like crap (literally). He said, "Who cut the cheese?"
I like zebras.
I like rocks, specifically Jeon Jungkook's rock hard abs. 😉🤭🤣
I don't like the word "gun".
Whenever I say it, people always get triggered.
Youtubers say like and subscribe!
Why did Mexicans go to Area 51?
To show them what a real illegal alien looks like.
Q: What season can an orphan see their family tree?
A: Fall.
If you don't get it, in the fall trees have no leaves, there [are] just empty branches, like an orphan's tree.
An alligator is in a class, turns out he likes teaching!
What do you call an alligator that likes donuts? A donutator!
These jokes are weak like the structure of the towers.
These are bee puns.🐝
I BEElieve you are eager to hear!🐝
I love to BEE a little 9 years old writing on this page.🐝
(Last one) I want to BEEcome a BEE. ;-; I kid... Like this now and please Subscribe to Kelly Qin on YouTube and she is my mom and she has a bake channel!
My girlfriend is like treasure to me.
You need a shovel to find her.
Why is Donald Trump like a creamsicle?
He's white on the inside.
He's orange on the outside.
And then there's that stick!