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Donald Trump

    • Why is Donald Trump like a creamsicle?

    He's white on the inside.

    He's orange on the outside.

    And then there's that stick!

    Telephone Number

    • Head teacher talking about recent vandalism during school assembly:

    "And to those of you who wrote Mr. Smith's telephone number on the door of the girl's toilets, he would like to make it clear that the last digit is a 7 and not a 4."

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    • Jesus

    • Do you know why Jesus is so popular with the ladies??

    Haven't you ever seen pictures of the guy? He was hung like this... 🤚--------🤪----------✋

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    • Ppl

    • Rape jokes aren’t funny!!! And definitely not something to joke about, what’s wrong with ppl, like seriously what a world we live in. This is sick!

    Wish

    • A boi found a magic vase and a genie came out and told him he had one wish. The boy said, "I wanna be like Batman." The genie said, "OK, your wish is granted."

    The boy came home later that day and his parents were dead.

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    • Tree

    • One day, there are friends having fun.

    Hours later, one of the friends, Alice, wanted to leave and said, "Cya guys, I'm just gonna hang in the tree and have some fresh air."

    And they all agree.

    Hours go by, and the group of friends are ready to go home, but then they see a tree in the distance that looks like someone is hanging on the tree with a tight rope.

    Haircut

    • I asked my friend, "Hey, did you get a haircut?" and she said, "No." Then I'm like, "Really? Then why are you bald today?"