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Dam, my balls itch like hell.

Q: Why do orphans like boomerangs?

A: They come back, unlike their parents.

Head teacher talking about recent vandalism during school assembly:

"And to those of you who wrote Mr. Smith's telephone number on the door of the girl's toilets, he would like to make it clear that the last digit is a 7 and not a 4."

I only trust people that like big butts... they cannot lie.

I liked the chocolate mousse cake joke.

Do you know why Jesus is so popular with the ladies??

Haven't you ever seen pictures of the guy? He was hung like this... 🤚--------🤪----------✋

Rape jokes aren’t funny!!! And definitely not something to joke about, what’s wrong with ppl, like seriously what a world we live in. This is sick!

A boi found a magic vase and a genie came out and told him he had one wish. The boy said, "I wanna be like Batman." The genie said, "OK, your wish is granted."

The boy came home later that day and his parents were dead.

What does a Mexican not like in their drink? Ice.

One day, there are friends having fun.

Hours later, one of the friends, Alice, wanted to leave and said, "Cya guys, I'm just gonna hang in the tree and have some fresh air."

And they all agree.

Hours go by, and the group of friends are ready to go home, but then they see a tree in the distance that looks like someone is hanging on the tree with a tight rope.

I asked my friend, "Hey, did you get a haircut?" and she said, "No." Then I'm like, "Really? Then why are you bald today?"

Uranus? More like urine is gassy! (Uranus is urine, by the way.)

I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?

Your legs are just like Oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat what's in between.

Morbid jokes are just like girlfriends. Not everyone gets it.

So I got my son a trampoline for Christmas this year, and he was so ungrateful, like he just sat there crying in his wheelchair. What has this world come to?

I like peanut butter and honey.

I like cats.

When I die, I want my body to be cremated.

And fucked! Fucked really hard, papí!! Like a real whore!! Like a real tramp!! Stuff your entire cock in there!!! Uhh!! Uhh!!

2 weeks here.

What do dicks and popsicles have in common?

They both like to be sucked on, and they sometimes choke you.