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Once I told an abortion joke and this woman was like, "I've had an abortion, that's offensive." And I was like, "I just tell jokes, I think what you do is much worse."
Someone cutting the cheese then farted.
Someone sees the cheese, and it smelled like crap (literally). He said, "Who cut the cheese?"
I like zebras.
I like rocks, specifically Jeon Jungkook's rock hard abs. 😉🤭🤣
I don't like the word "gun".
Whenever I say it, people always get triggered.
Youtubers say like and subscribe!
Why did Mexicans go to Area 51?
To show them what a real illegal alien looks like.
Q: What season can an orphan see their family tree?
A: Fall.
If you don't get it, in the fall trees have no leaves, there [are] just empty branches, like an orphan's tree.
An alligator is in a class, turns out he likes teaching!
What do you call an alligator that likes donuts? A donutator!
These jokes are weak like the structure of the towers.
These are bee puns.🐝
I BEElieve you are eager to hear!🐝
I love to BEE a little 9 years old writing on this page.🐝
(Last one) I want to BEEcome a BEE. ;-; I kid... Like this now and please Subscribe to Kelly Qin on YouTube and she is my mom and she has a bake channel!
My girlfriend is like treasure to me.
You need a shovel to find her.
Why is Donald Trump like a creamsicle?
He's white on the inside.
He's orange on the outside.
And then there's that stick!
Dam, my balls itch like hell.
Q: Why do orphans like boomerangs?
A: They come back, unlike their parents.
Head teacher talking about recent vandalism during school assembly:
"And to those of you who wrote Mr. Smith's telephone number on the door of the girl's toilets, he would like to make it clear that the last digit is a 7 and not a 4."
I only trust people that like big butts... they cannot lie.
I liked the chocolate mousse cake joke.
Do you know why Jesus is so popular with the ladies??
Haven't you ever seen pictures of the guy? He was hung like this... 🤚--------🤪----------✋