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I know this is a really bad poem, but I'll do it anyway 'cause I have nothing else to do.

'Twas so pretty a night, with people all asleep. Everyone's dreaming of that candy apple treat, and a palace. But alas! No, it's all a dream. Even eating ice cream, it's all a dream! Why can't I have this? Why can't I have that? BUT NO! It's just hitting you like a bat. YOU JUST HAVE TO HAVE IT, you say to yourself. All for me, all for me, and et cetera. It goes on and on. But why wish for riches? You're already rich enough. If you have a device, then take my advise, if you were poor you would have spent the money on food, like honey, not something that... OF ALL THINGS IS GOOGLE!

Like I said, it's really bad. :(

Walk into the club like, "Wow, I got a big penis!"

What instruments do skeletons like to play?

Trombones.

What does a kid say to an orphan, "Where are your parents?"\n\n"I don’t have parents. Where are yours? Are you an orphan like me? I hope not!"

What do orphans and Trump supporters have in common?

No one likes them.

You smell like a monkey, and you might have to take a shower, pu.

So um uh I like people who like people who like people.

My family was like dinosaurs when they got COVID.

They both went extinct.

(Wait, forgot about the 3rd third thing.) I have said this countless times, but it doesn't seem to be getting through to you: quit hating on particular jokes. You don't like it? Nobody cares. Don't go into the morbid jokes category, you idiots, ffs!

What will happen if someone kicks you right in the balls?

You will be like, "Ow, my nuts!"

What is wrong with having chocolate for dessert? It tastes like shit, and I hate it.

This is crop tops! Go to crop tops and click each picture and look! Comment too.

Oh, and like!

If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents!

Hahaha come on people, they don't have parents, we can do what we like with them...

Rape...hurt...and sell them!

When you are sleeping in class and the shooter sees you, then they wake you up and say, "Let’s team up," like, what the f*ck?

Does anyone know how to add pictures? Like, I need to know.

So uh, I did this thing where I put soap on my brother's toothbrush, and then I put more on and colored it to make it look like toothpaste, and uh, he is constipated now. I AM EVIL :3

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.

You look like a 2020 hologram of COVID-19.

Your forehead is so clear, like the Liberty Bell manual in 1876.

What TV shows do orphans not like?

"Family Guy."