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Rape jokes are like your dad's dick. You don't want it but you still get it anyway.
Don't y'all just hate when something funny to you happens and then you just have to be quiet so you don't look like a villain?
My mom told me to make my dad smile, and she will give me $100, so I said, "The Cowboys are gonna win the Super Bowl." He smiled, but my mom didn't give it to me.
Anyways, I forgot about my package coming, and the mailman came, and I said, "I like your hat; teal looks nice on you," and he smiled, and my mom gave me $100.
My jokes are like your dad, you only see them for a few days.
POV: You liked this joke because you're straight.
Little Jonny just came back from quarantine with his girlfriend, Sally.
They both said they had to go to the bathroom. When they came back, Sally was coughing up a storm. The teacher said, "You need to be quarantined again."
"No," Sally said, "I was just in the bathroom choking on something that grown-ups, especially women, like." Then the teacher faints.
Why do orphans love violent video games like GTA?
They never had parents to protect them from it.
The Titanic before the iceberg be like: "We can't go under it, we gotta go through it!"
Why do orphans like the movie Home Alone?
Because they're home alone themselves!
Do not ever make fun of people who look like they have no necks. They are fully protected from vampires.
Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-Myers it.
Little Johnny was in class, and his teacher asked, "How many of you guys are Trump fans?" Since the entire class wanted to be liked by the teacher, they all raised their hands, well, except Little Johnny. So the teacher asks, "Why are you being different again, Johnny?" So Little Johnny says, "Well, because I'm a Democrat. My mom is a Democrat, and my dad is a Democrat, so I'm a Democrat!" So then the teacher responds with, "Well, what if your mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?" Well, Little Johnny says, "A Trump fan!"
You're like a cat, all you do is eat and sleep.
How did my dad know I was gay?
He stuck his cock in me and I liked it.
What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball?
Orphan: "My Parents."
Dam, sometimes when I look at my friend's head, I say, "Dam, that's a dam big head, Nick." Then he is like, "Dude, that's a literal dam."
Why didn't R. Kelly go to Germany to fuck teens? The legal age there is 14...Like bro hop on a plane and fuck a 14 year old hooker!
I think democracy is a scam. I love men and I love you. I love men and I love you. I love my dog. He won't sleep inside and I shitted my pants. I peed my pants. I smell bad. I took a shower and my dog was like, "Oh my god." I was like, "Oh." I was like, "Oh my god," and then I was like, "I shitted again" and he was like, "Bark bark," cause he's a dog. Thanks for listening.
I am curious how many likes this will get.
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I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.