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"Float like a butternut, sting like a bee."
Do you like my a-corn-y jokes?
How do you catch an elephant?
Act like a peanut.
I am always high, welcome to bipolar disorder. LMAO. (Don't bother to like or comment, I just had to say this.)
What's the difference between a bad joke and an actually bad joke?
An actually bad joke is not funny, like this one!
Why do orphans like to play Minecraft?
Because they like to have a home.
Why do orphans like Monopoly?
To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.
Why do orphans go on holiday?
To see what family is like.
I can tell a joke :)
Twinkle, twinkle, there's a car Coming like a shooting star. I will stand in the way. I will not be seen again. Are you happy I am dead? Now you made it to the end.
Boobs are like batteries...
AA will get the job done...
C is bigger than AA...
D is bigger that C...
...and if they're square, you don't want to put your tongue on them!
Why do orphans don't like to eat big bags of chips? Because they're family size.
This is a 2 for 1 plane combo that will never exist.
But, it's like a plane pizza.
Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.
I don't understand why, when I went to the shooting range today, the police came. Like, bro, I always go to elementary schools.
Me: Hey, do you live in the ocean?
Random guy: Why?
Me: Because you look like a whale.
Like my daddy? Too bad you don't have one.
Why do people like dating us emo girls? Because of the texture on our thighs.
I like my girls like my coffee: Flat and white.
The twin towers are just like my mom and dad, they went to work and never came back.
You look like the 0.01 percent of germs the Lysol didn't kill.
How do two emo kids greet each other?
"I like ya cut, G."