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Guy: Are you tired?

His “Crush”: No.

Guy: Are you sure, because you’ve been running through my mind all day?

His “Crush”: That’s sweet.

Guy: I’m joking, you don’t look like you do any running.

This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.

I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."

What do eggs like doing on stage?

Cracking jokes!

Little Johnny and his teacher were telling each other jokes and riddles. His teacher asked, "Three birds were sitting on a wire, a hunter shot one. How many are left?" Little Johnny replied, "None, because the sound would scare the other two away." His teacher said, "No, but I like the way you think!"

Little Johnny replied, "Alright, now I have one for you. What goes in dry and hard and comes out soft and hard?" His teacher was shocked and said, "Little Johnny!" He replied, "It's gum! But I like the way you think!"

Let's beat that "lEtS gET 69 LikEs anD CoMmEntS" with 21 dislikes on this post. #21gang

I don't like making 9/11 jokes because every joke about 9/11 I make has a tendency to crash and burn.

Bully: "Hey little Timmy, you look like an ugly rat."

Timmy: "Well, at least I'm a good chef and I'm in a movie, unlike you."

Bully: Dies from embarrassment. 😱

Why do orphans like water?

Cuz they drink it ;)

Person: What's your perfect date look like?

Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.

Everyone makes mistakes. Like my mom, she made a mistake 13 years ago.

Why are Christmas trees banned at the mental hospital?

They would hang themselves like ornaments.

I would like to call you as dumb as a rock, but they can hold a door open.

Make this "joke" get 69 comments & 69 likes.

"Simon says touch your chin."

The fat people be like, "Which one?"

Little Johnny walked into his parents' room to see them going at it.

He asked his mom what they were doing, and she said, "Uh, we're play fighting," and he's like, "With no clothes on?"

She said, "Yeah," and so he said, "Let me join you then..."

I didn't get the joke at first, then it hit me like a plane.

I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.

I have a friend of mine from school. I always see them with bangs, so I never knew what their forehead looked like until one day they came... Their forehead was bigger than Mount Everest, that you can make an entire Olympics mountain climbing audition on that forehead! :)