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Why do orphans like the movie Home Alone?

Because they're home alone themselves!

Do not ever make fun of people who look like they have no necks. They are fully protected from vampires.

Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-Myers it.

Little Johnny was in class, and his teacher asked, "How many of you guys are Trump fans?" Since the entire class wanted to be liked by the teacher, they all raised their hands, well, except Little Johnny. So the teacher asks, "Why are you being different again, Johnny?" So Little Johnny says, "Well, because I'm a Democrat. My mom is a Democrat, and my dad is a Democrat, so I'm a Democrat!" So then the teacher responds with, "Well, what if your mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?" Well, Little Johnny says, "A Trump fan!"

You're like a cat, all you do is eat and sleep.

How did my dad know I was gay?

He stuck his cock in me and I liked it.

What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball?

Orphan: "My Parents."

Dam, sometimes when I look at my friend's head, I say, "Dam, that's a dam big head, Nick." Then he is like, "Dude, that's a literal dam."

Why didn't R. Kelly go to Germany to fuck teens? The legal age there is 14...Like bro hop on a plane and fuck a 14 year old hooker!

I think democracy is a scam. I love men and I love you. I love men and I love you. I love my dog. He won't sleep inside and I shitted my pants. I peed my pants. I smell bad. I took a shower and my dog was like, "Oh my god." I was like, "Oh." I was like, "Oh my god," and then I was like, "I shitted again" and he was like, "Bark bark," cause he's a dog. Thanks for listening.

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I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?

And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.

Twinkle, twinkle, there’s a car Coming like a shooting star.

I will stand in the way. I will not be seen again. Are you happy I am dead? Now you made it to the end.

Dark humor is like life:

Not everyone gets it.

You are like my girlfriend: imaginary and non-existent.

Please write your comment.

But do not use words like monkey, donkey, loser, etc.

Donald Trump didn't build a wall because he likes going to islands to touch little girls.

What did Trump say to Epstein? "I like my tea like I like my teens: warm, sweet, and freshly made."

Q: How are Clocks like Pedophiles? A: They both stop at 12.

Girls are like bacteria. The toxic ones are everywhere, and you have to take special care of the good ones.