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Women say their baby daddies are trash like... woman, didn't he impregnate you and didn't he win your heart? I mean, he's not trash, you are!

Yo mama so far, she makes the Statue of Freedom look like a 6-inch action figure.

Yo mama so fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star!

I like dicks... sporting goods.

"Abortion jokes are like the babies; they never get old."

Facial detection? More like racial detection.

Mike Pence should have been eaten like Trump fans were saying!

The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.

Covid be like, "I'm going to take your breath away."

A kid tell me he was gonna f**k my mom on Fortnite! So I told him I was gonna double pump his mom until she was wet like moisty meyers.

Like if you're not a gay.

Dislike if you're furry.

Repost if you HATE blacks.

Comment for VBUCKS.

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What do you call a guy in a wheelchair playing soccer?

Rocket League!

(Ali A Intro)

I like men.

Wanna smash?

Suck my balls.

I'm in class as I'm posting this ass joke.

This joke sucks terribly.

Honestly just like and leave.

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I got a job at a library once. I got fired like an hour in because the library manager said that the cookbooks didn’t go into the women’s sports section.

What does a bouncy airplane sound like?

Boeing Boeing Boeing...

"Nancy be like I sucked my way to the top."

Nancy be like, "Don't do drugs, do cock!"

What is the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?

"I like ya cut G" means two different things.

I was naughty at school and my teacher said she's going to tell my dad. I was like, "Who's that?"

A boy and his friend were walking down the street.

Boy 1: "Bro, you still got my Nikes?"

Boy 2: "Yeah, sorry. I got them dirty."

Boy 1: "Please clean them, we have school tomorrow."

Boy 2 got back to his house and decided to clean his friend's shoes. After he finished drying them, he got stuck in his painfully small dryer. Then he remembered his brother needed something from the dryer. So he tried to get out, when his brother came in.

He came in twice.

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Like this joke. Ur mom.

You say Alex Jones, I say Alex moans mmmmm. I like that fat, tasty big boy and his Rolex watches, mummy, he turns me on!