i told my emo gf do you like the lights oh wait she ain.t got any
What was oceangates biggest regret? Not painting Dylan Mulvaney on the side of the titan submarine for when it sunk like bud lights profits.
ur mom is so fat buzz light year had to say to infinity to beyond to leave her house
how do you make a cat say woof? you cover it in petrol and light a match.
When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark. But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!
How do I fix a broken light bulb? I don't. I simply blow up the house.
I saw this kid who looked depressed, so I threw a torch, at him I thought I would brighten up his day
me : hey you want to hear a dark joke brother: sure me : turn off light
What do you call a son of gilgamesh that hates flashy lights? The epileptic of gilgamesh.
How many Michael Jacksons does it take to screw a light bulb?
Oh wait, Michael Jackson only screws little boys, my bad.
What's the difference between a light bulb & a woman ? You can screw & unscrew a light bulb but you can't unscrew a woman
when god said let there be light he got blinded because you reflected it of your forhead
Why are Elmo’s jealous of lights?
Lights are hanging.
If the sun is 9n space, then why is there light on earth, but not in space?
I miss the good old days when you could have a light joke at someone else's expense. Like doing that marital rape thing, it never used to be called that. It used to be called 'serving your husband" or "wifely duties". The real joke is that it was legal until 1990.
Why is that a joke?
Because it is piss funny seeing the look on her face when she wakes up in the middle of coitus.
Why is that a joke?
Dude come on you want to start your day off happy or not?
Why is that a joke?
She literally looks like she just seen a ghost and sort of flops about trying to fend you off like a rag doll. It's piss funny.
No seriously dude, why is that a joke? It sounds more like a felony.