Life jokes
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
Why have there been so many deaths around the world?
Trees and ropes.
Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."
What's the difference between an emo kid and an onion?
You cry when you cut an onion.
Why do Orphans like school?
Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
The 3 life rules:
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Oh, there are no rules, because you have no life.
Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life. Well, I'm on this app 24/7, so do I have no point in life 24/7, or am I just weird and unwanted?
"No Way Home" is just the life of an orphan.
Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Person: Sure.
Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.
Person: Dear God...
Small word of advice: Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love, because they may be gone by then. You don't realize, but every second there is someone who dies, and it just could be your loved one.
"Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate."
What should orphans do when their parents aren’t there? The usual.
I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
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What is the difference between Harry Houdini and everyone else in my life? Harry was the only person not to disappear.
What happened when the man died? Yes.
My sad ass life.
Aloneness is not the joke, it's unfortunately my reality.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Person: Bro, you have a bad and stupid life.
Me: Yeah, it was all good till you were here!
Person: WTF!
Hey, you person who's scrolling, please leave your HONEST opinion on life. Do you think "life sucks" or "eh, it's okay," etc.? It can be short; if you don't want to, then that's okay.