Life jokes
Why have there been so many deaths around the world?
Trees and ropes.
Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."
How do you cut your grass without a lawnmower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
Why did the Headless Horseman get a job?
He was trying to get ahead in life.
I overdosed on Viagra yesterday.
It was the hardest day of my life.
Memes
What should orphans do when their parents aren’t there? The usual.
Why do Orphans like school?
Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
The 3 life rules:
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2.
3.
Oh, there are no rules, because you have no life.
Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life. Well, I'm on this app 24/7, so do I have no point in life 24/7, or am I just weird and unwanted?
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Aloneness is not the joke, it's unfortunately my reality.
Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Person: Sure.
Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.
Person: Dear God...
What's the difference between an emo kid and an onion?
You cry when you cut an onion.
"No Way Home" is just the life of an orphan.
Why are orphans lucky?
Because they can get in trouble and nobody can tell their parents.
"Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate."
I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
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Chenle: One time when I was younger, someone asked me how old I was and I forgot. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember.
Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their parents.
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