Life Jokes

You know it’s called the circle of life? Cuz there’s no point to it.

why is bieng alive so expensive im not even having a good time

Our teacher told us to write a story about the life of a object that's not alive, so i wrote a story about an emo kid

I've recently been treated with Asthma and have been prescribed penicillin. One day I was taking it and a man screaming "SUIII" came into the room and stole it! He thought the penicillin would give him penalties. I couldn't breathe, shame on you Penaldo for ruining my life!

why is life like penises

woman make it hard

If reincarnation is correct, if you die now, you can be reborn and live a second life. If you were born in Ukraine, you can immediately live a third life.

The secrets of life.

Mac & Cheese

Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life well I'm on this app 24/7 so do I have no point in life 24/7 or am I just weird and unwanted?

This is not really a joke but it's a question. If Life is a Movie, Then is Death, Life, Is we seeing the trailer right now?

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Who needs singles day when your single for the rest of your life!

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Why did a orphan say I'm wanted? because they wanted to feel a lie in their life.

I would I new life but my dad said it was a mistake to begin with.

Life is like a box of chocolates. It gets finished pretty quickly if you're a fat guy.

Maybe you should go on eBAY to see if they have a life for sale

Jim was caught beating a man up. Brooklyn took a picture of his license plate with her phone and told him your life is ruined. So Jim took a picture of her and the next thing you know he said is NOW MY PHONE IS RUINED.