Why have there been so many deaths around the world?
Trees and ropes.
Life Jokes
What should orphans do when their parents aren’t there? The usual.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their parents.
What is the difference between Harry Houdini and everyone else in my life? Harry was the only person not to disappear.
What happened when the man died? Yes.
5 4 3 2 1. I love the huge bright sun. 5 4 3 2 1. My life has just begun. Though Akeld and Unkown, make me feel alone, they want be dead, and off with my head, and all I said was... NO FRICKIN' HATIN' IN THESE COMMENTS! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Person: Bro, you have a bad and stupid life.
Me: Yeah, it was all good till you were here!
Person: WTF!
My sad ass life.
Why did the orphan fail all his classes?
He couldn’t do his homework.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Aloneness is not the joke, it's unfortunately my reality.
Chenle: One time when I was younger, someone asked me how old I was and I forgot. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember.
Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.
Hey, you person who's scrolling, please leave your HONEST opinion on life. Do you think "life sucks" or "eh, it's okay," etc.? It can be short; if you don't want to, then that's okay.
He never has a bad day because he always wakes up on both sides of the bed.
Every size bag of chips is a family size for orphans.
Mom: I was an orphan once. The kid: Oh, ok, idgaf. Mom: And you're gonna be too! :) The kid: Ok, idgaf- WAIT WHAT THE FU-
I feel bad for the people who were born on April 1.
Their life is a joke.
What are the three worst years of a black child's life?
First grade!
I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.
My girlfriend really wants me to get her pregnant so she would have a father figure in her life for once.
