Life jokes

"Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate."

I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!

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Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.

Why? You ask.

Because it only takes one charge to bring it back to life.

How do you cut your grass without a lawnmower?

You dye it blue and it will cut itself.

I overdosed on Viagra yesterday.

It was the hardest day of my life.

Why did the Headless Horseman get a job?

He was trying to get ahead in life.

Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."

I get jealous when my phone dies.

Why have there been so many deaths around the world?

Trees and ropes.

What should orphans do when their parents aren’t there? The usual.

Why did the orphan cross the road?

To find their parents.

What is the difference between Harry Houdini and everyone else in my life? Harry was the only person not to disappear.

What happened when the man died? Yes.

5 4 3 2 1. I love the huge bright sun. 5 4 3 2 1. My life has just begun. Though Akeld and Unkown, make me feel alone, they want be dead, and off with my head, and all I said was... NO FRICKIN' HATIN' IN THESE COMMENTS! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

Person: Bro, you have a bad and stupid life.

Me: Yeah, it was all good till you were here!

Person: WTF!

My sad ass life.

Why did the orphan fail all his classes?

He couldn’t do his homework.

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Apples get picked.

Aloneness is not the joke, it's unfortunately my reality.

Chenle: One time when I was younger, someone asked me how old I was and I forgot. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember.

Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.