Life jokes

What should orphans do when their parents aren’t there? The usual.

Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.

Why? You ask.

Because it only takes one charge to bring it back to life.

Why did the Headless Horseman get a job?

He was trying to get ahead in life.

I get jealous when my phone dies.

Why have there been so many deaths around the world?

Trees and ropes.

What do you call an 18 year old orphan?

Homeless.

Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."

You're the sun in my life, now get 93 million miles away from me.

What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?

They both have no meaning.

Hey, you person who's scrolling, please leave your HONEST opinion on life. Do you think "life sucks" or "eh, it's okay," etc.? It can be short; if you don't want to, then that's okay.

5 4 3 2 1. I love the huge bright sun. 5 4 3 2 1. My life has just begun. Though Akeld and Unkown, make me feel alone, they want be dead, and off with my head, and all I said was... NO FRICKIN' HATIN' IN THESE COMMENTS! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

Chenle: One time when I was younger, someone asked me how old I was and I forgot. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember.

Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.

Person: Bro, you have a bad and stupid life.

Me: Yeah, it was all good till you were here!

Person: WTF!

He never has a bad day because he always wakes up on both sides of the bed.

Why did the orphan cross the road?

To find their parents.

What is the difference between Harry Houdini and everyone else in my life? Harry was the only person not to disappear.

Small word of advice: Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love, because they may be gone by then. You don't realize, but every second there is someone who dies, and it just could be your loved one.

Don't flirt when there is Life Alert!

Edna: Hey there big boy!

Big boy: You need to stop doing this.

Mom: I was an orphan once. The kid: Oh, ok, idgaf. Mom: And you're gonna be too! :) The kid: Ok, idgaf- WAIT WHAT THE FU-

Every size bag of chips is a family size for orphans.