Life isn't about pleasing yourself and that you have to do things for the sole benefit of God. It’s like masturbation. Sometimes it’s not getting yourself off, but getting someone else off too. That’s what thighjobs are for.
If your parachute doesn't work, don't worry. You have the rest of your life to figure it out.
A: Who can tell me a joke? B: LIFE.
One time I fucked this chick so hard, she almost came back to life
me: am actually happy right now life: lol one sec
August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.
Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane.
A person who simps for Pokimane: And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly.
because all I do is pound it man I would put you on my 600 life if you didnt weigh a thousand
I'm life
me and my life
history teacher: They had a temporary cure for the disease , but it would be years before the found a cure for life. Student: I need that.
You are about to hear the funniest joke ever
My life
Want to hear a joke? My life Get it?
my grandpa is an asshole,the fucker deserved to die,the son of a bitch was using his life support,and i needed to change my iphone.
Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it was made by the same company that made their life decisions.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, When life gets tough, I'll stand by you.
My mom: Your life could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer. Me: I wish I were Tracy Latimer then someone would kill me.
Cereal is like... breakfast soup made out of corn flakes Ketchup is like... a smoothie because of the tomato Coffee is like... a bean drink energizer My life is like... the shoe rack-
yo mama so stupid your mama thinks that vr is real life.
confusion life question!!! . can you cry underwater? . do fishes ever get thirsty? . why don't birds fall out the tree when the sleep? . why is a building called that when its already built? . when they say dog food is new and improved, who taste is?
There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life, His hands where a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.
