your life ahhahaha
your life wanna hear a sadder one
my life
your own life hah
Why do orphans like the game adopt me because they've never been adopted in their life
everything
whats the cruelest joke? Life
My social life
the circular saw asked the chainsaw,"When am I as big as you?" the chainsaw would answer with,"When you cut down some things in your life. Like your owner." the circular saw would reply with,"What?"
I've spent most of my life avoiding conflict. That's why I'm never intending to visit Syria.
I told my sister that when you got to bed with an itchy but your going to have smelly fingers in the morning and i've never heard her laugh so hard in my life.
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God promised John that if he came 1st he would get an eternal life but instead he came 5th and got a kettle!
U: A life Other person: I don't get it U: Exactly
Cereal is like... breakfast soup made out of corn flakes Ketchup is like... a smoothie because of the tomato Coffee is like... a bean drink energizer My life is like... the shoe rack-
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I've been looking for my parents for years.for the life of me I can't remember where I hid their bodies
Life's a bitch and then you die. I now see what they mean.
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Dad: Ill pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie Next day: Dad: son what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen? Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life gosh dad your embarrassing. The dad sulked for 3 whole years Proof that words really can hurt
My mom: Your life could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer. Me: I wish I were Tracy Latimer then someone would kill me.
