What did one ghost say to the other?
"Get a life!"
My mom told me to unplug all the electronics, so I unplugged my grandma's life support.
Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?
"Lonely."
I don't trust anything that bleeds for more than 5 days and is still alive.
When you unplug the charger to charge your phone, but you realize it was plugged into your grandpa's life support:
If reincarnation is correct, if you die now, you can be reborn and live a second life. If you were born in Ukraine, you can immediately live a third life.
This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.
If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"
One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad...
Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)
Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life. Well, I'm on this app 24/7, so do I have no point in life 24/7, or am I just weird and unwanted?
The secrets of life.
Mac & Cheese.
What fell first, the feather or the depressed kid?
Q: The feather, the depressed kid is still up there.
I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.
Another joke ik they suck.
What is a depressed persons favorite joke? Their life.
I refuse to go bungee jumping. I was brought into this world from broken plastic, and I REFUSE to die the same way.
I hate it when you say your life is a joke because a joke actually has meaning.
Roses are red Violets are fine Why is your life So much better then mine
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
How to know something won’t be fun:
Someone will say, "C'mon, it’ll be fun!"
My hair goes just onto my collar bones. WOW! That's longer than I'll live.
Orphan: Can I go outside?
Coworker at orphanage: Go ask your mom.
Orphan: WAWAWAWAWAW
