Life

Life jokes

Incest

Everyone says Kenny has an easy life.

I disagree. I hear his mom likes complicated sex positions.

Child

If I saw a homosexual or transsexual man do so much as TOUCH my child, he would be dead, zombified, and castrated by the end of the day.

Protect your young'uns from these degenerate freaks and live off the grid so they have no bearing on your life.

Skeleton

What's the difference between a skeleton and a baby? I don't set the skeleton on fire.

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  • Girl

    What's similar between a pregnant 14 y/o girl and the foetus inside of her?

    They both are thinking "My mom's gonna kill me!"

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  • Funeral

    At weddings, old people poke me and say, "You're next!" So I do the same to them at funerals.

    Family Tree

    Q: What season can an orphan see their family tree?

    A: Fall.

    If you don't get it, in the fall trees have no leaves, there [are] just empty branches, like an orphan's tree.

    Kid

    What do dark humor and kids with cancer have in common? They never get old.

    God

    I think God is cool with abortion.

    After all, he did kill his only son.

    Orphan

    What is the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?

    One of them is wanted.

    Abortion

    Abortion is wrong because God wanted the baby to be alive.

    Miscarriages are okay because God did not want the baby to be alive.

    Somebody

    All my life I wanted to be somebody. I wanted to achieve something.

    Now, after messing up my life at every possible chance, I finally realize that what I really want is to have been someone after following through with one thing.

    Difference

    What is the difference between a kid with cancer and dark humor?

    Dark humor never dies!

    Orphan

    If Trump was an orphan, I know he would know not to build a wall because he was in one most of his life.