What do dark humor and kids with cancer have in common? They never get old.
You have an entire life being an idiot, why not take a day off?
My ex died today.
I also lost my job as a butcher.
My love life.
How do you know someone has Down syndrome?
They're doing better than you.
I think God is cool with abortion.
After all, he did kill his only son.
What is the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?
One of them is wanted.
Before: Caring & Noble.
After: Chernobyl.
Someone dies.
All my life I wanted to be somebody. I wanted to achieve something.
Now, after messing up my life at every possible chance, I finally realize that what I really want is to have been someone after following through with one thing.
What is the difference between a kid with cancer and dark humor?
Dark humor never dies!
If Trump was an orphan, I know he would know not to build a wall because he was in one most of his life.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find his family. Sorry!
My syndrome may be down, but my hopes are up!
If you're reading this, then your life means nothing...
Have a nice day! 🙂😊
Woman: A woman’s life is harder, there is menstruation, periods, birth...
Man: Men have to deal with women.
I am the orphan joke.
What is a joke that will never end even though you want it to?
For me, life.
I heard life was a gift. Well, I hope they kept the receipt, because I'd like a mother-fucking refund!
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
