sleep and death are alike it just with death you don't wake up
Your life. That's all
Wanna here a joke??
My life
I’ve seen more life in a trampled garden gnome then in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the RHYME SIDE
What do u call a pig that dose Karate
everything
I went to see my grandfather in the hospital because I Wanted to get to know him better before he passed, maybe take a selfie with him. But when I got there my phone died so I unplugged a vacuum to plug in my phone, and it turns out he only knows Spanish so When he kept saying "Me desconectaste el soporte de mi vida." I thought he wanted water, but when I got back with the water he was asleep and now my phone was charged so I translated what he said. And it was "You unplugged my life support", that's when I called the doctor...
Good news is, I got one sick selfie!
life is like a box of choclates, they f*cking melt :)
What does a Chinese guy say to the love of his life ?! "Your the ying to my yang" !
We have I hope we have life we have God in Jesus Christ this is a good thing it is a song part
Roses are read romance is dead everyday i suffer from existential dread
Listen my friends say i am gay but i tell them i am not because i am not happy in fact i have no life you are my friend i trust you with my life know can you take it
Why did the cliff feel offended? Because George jumped OFF. ENDED his life. (I'm sorry...No I'm not)
My joke is about archer riddles sex life wait sorry there is none.
Thanks for reading Archer’s love life story.
My humour is so dark that its life matters.
What is the scariest thing you'll ever see in your life? James Charles thinking he has rights.
I asked my girlfriend if we could try my rape fantasy last night. She said no. It was the best night of my life.
A plane is going to crash there are four passengers and only three parachutes. all the staff are safe and are gone, leaving the passengers. Ryan Reynolds is the first he says, my fans need me and jumps, Donald trump takes another and says I am the smartest president, jumps, leaving one. There is a pope and a boy left. The pope says child, my life is over and yours has just begun, take the last parachute. The boy replies don't worry - Donald took my backpack.
