Life jokes
In the realm of Danny, Ben, and Paxton, A trio of souls intertwined, Their stories woven with grace and might, A tale of friendship, ethereal and fine.
Danny, the dreamer with stars in his eyes, Chasing visions that danced in his mind, With every thought, a world he'd create, A poet, an artist, one of a kind.
Ben Power, the steadfast, a force to behold, With strength that could move mountains high, His heart, a fortress, unyielding and bold, A protector, a guardian, forever nigh.
Paxton, the wanderer, a spirit untamed, Roaming free wherever the wind blew, In every step, a new adventure claimed, A seeker, a nomad, forever anew.
Together they stood, a harmonic blend, Different paths converging as one, In the depths of their bond, a love unfurled, A symphony played, forever sung.
Through trials and triumphs, they faced the storm, Hand in hand, against the tempest's might, With laughter, tears, and hearts so warm, They shared the darkness, embracing the light.
Oh, Danny, Ben, and Paxton, forever bound, Through the pages of life, your stories unfold, In the tapestry of friendships profound, Your spirits, like poetry, forever bold.
If anyone's joke here says "burn in hell," I will mimic your account for the rest of your life.
My grandma unplugged the internet cable, so I unplugged her life support.
"Go big or go home," that’s what some people say.
"Go loud and proud," that’s what other people say.
"Go out with a big, loud bang!" that’s what I say.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It never gets old.
MAGAnon STOP SCAMING FOR THE SAKE OF LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I get jealous when my phone dies.
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
My life...
If you put your foot in a pond, your foot will get wet.
No joke, I just wasted about 5 or 6 seconds of your life.
What do you call a disabled kid who is blind?
A grape chilli bean.
Lol, I have no life :)
What do you call a dead human?
A DEAD HUMAN! HAHAHahahah ha.. ha.. ha Am I the only one laughing?
(To a thief) If you like taking things, how about you take my life?
Why can't you fool an aborted baby? Because it was not born yesterday.
Have you heard about kids with AIDS?
It never gets old.
I've been looking for my parents for years.
For the life of me, I can't remember where I hid their bodies.
I found a book called "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems." So I bought 2.
Dead.
Wanna hear a short joke? Well duh, I mean that's why you're on here... Well, here one...
My life.