My therapist said to try having a different outlook on life. I agree. I should have a different outlook on life. Preferably from underground.
today was the worst day of my life, my ex got hit by a bus, and i lot my as a bus driver
They say we will have eternal life when Jesus is no longer coming.
When I die I what to have a piece of paper near me giving a clue on how I died, like, "I want everyone to miss me except for this bullet," or," You didn't hang with me but guess what did?"
What’s a orphans favorite cereal.
Because it’s the only magical sting in his life
Did u know a erasor on a pencil slowly dies of your mistakes and did u know your actually supposed to live for 25 min but every time u breath resets time
why can't you fool an aborted baby? because it was not born yesterday.
One of my friends named Jill had a drug overdose. She didn’t have any of that drug after that. For the rest of her life she acted very high. When she died, it was because of natural causes, not the drug. So this proves that a lethal dose is also a life time supply.
life is like a mcdonalds meal it only lasts 7 seconds for fat people
I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again but if life is a labyrinth, I'd always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favourite...
What does a glass of water ask a pond? Water you doing? What does the pond answer? Pondering life.
I think God is cool with abortion
After all, he did kill his only son
My ex died today. I also lost my job as a butcher
my love life
if trump was a orphan I know he would know not to build a wall because he was in one most of his life
All my life I wanted to be somebody. I wanted to achieve something. Now, after messing up my life at every possible chance, I finally realize that what I really want is to have been someone after following through with one thing.
If your reading this then your life means nothing ........
Have a nice day 🙂😊
Why did the orphan run into the street, to get to the other side of life
What does a knife have but not my life...
A point
When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.
I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision. );
