Life jokes
One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad...
Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)
Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Why did the orphan run into the street? To get to the other side of life.
So, I was walking down the path of my life with Bigfoot, noticing the two pairs of footprints, mine and his.
One day, I notice his prints are gone. I look up to him and say, "You had promised you would always be there for me. How is this possible?"
He then looks me straight in the eyes and says, "Raw!"
So that's why...
It's always the little things that make us laugh.
Tell the person next to you to spell "me." When they do, say, "You forgot the D." They should respond with, "There is no D in ME." You say, "Not yet." If this does not go as planned, well, then you are fucked for life.
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
My therapist said to try having a different outlook on life.
I agree. I should have a different outlook on life. Preferably from underground.
Why couldn't the orphan have the bag of chips?
It was family size.
My fucking life, cya.
What animal has more lives than a cat?
A frog. It croaks every night.
Why doesn’t my bully get a dad joke? Oh, ya, ummm...
5+2 = 7
But 4+3 also = 7
So take your own path.
Having an abortion will make you so tired... it literally sucks the life out of you.
When you breathe.
My will to live.
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the rhyme side!
What do cannibals call an orphanage? All you can eat buffet.
My teacher told me to have a good day. SOOOOOOOOOO I went home :)