what did the grim reaper say when his favorite car commercial came on? Safe life repair, safe life replace!
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In life it’s either Yeet or get beat and I clearly failed yeeting as a child as my dad beat me
A man receives a phone call from his doctor. The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news." The man says, "OK, give me the good news first." The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live." The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?" The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday."
Dream: Speedruns Minecraft
Technoblade: Speedruns Life
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My grandfather says I’m too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
The difference between my life and a joke is that a joke has meaning
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My grandad said I'm too reliant on technology, so I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
People in plays say that everyone's life is a drama but mines a tragedy.
My sister told me a joke.
All she said was my life
I would roast BlessedBrian, but it seems LIFE already did a thorough job
Depression I got it. A girlfriend dont got it. A life dont got it. Help got it. Freinds dont got it. Family I got it. Best of all depression I got it !!!!!!!!
Sometimes my Battery life has the same recognition as me :(
when your deppresed about the world :( but you remember you will soon die :)
I told my orphan girlfriend that I had to grab milk (goes to the store grabs milk) as I grab the milk I thought hey I bet I can repeat her life twice
My life is so sad it's because your in it.
Who need April 1st if your whole life is already a lie ༼⍨༽
Being alive is so expensive I am not even having a good time doing it
