Life jokes
My life is a joke.
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Your love life.
Why can’t orphans fly? Because they’re still winging it.
I had a dad.
Why did the orphan chase the family? Because he was jealous that he did not have a family.
.l.
Robber 1: *gets shot in ass*
Robber 2: You have to shit in a bag for life lol.
Robber 1: What, the Tesco or Asda one?
Me: When I saw an orphan on the street in rags.
Also me: Are you okay?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave it away?
Me: Because you have no family.
Me: I'ma sign up to be a clown.
My friend: Why?
Me: Because my life is a joke. 😂
Why did the turtle cross the road?
We don't know yet.
OOF dislike plz I have no life XD.
All of these jokes are DED sub to pewdipie.
My life #freemymanrkelly
JOKES
1. my life 2. pat as a cat.
"Dustin Jordan Manna should have been an abortion."
I have the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban at the New York Zoo.
My life, your life, and your sister is a slut.
"Morbidity, the story of my life in one joke."
You wanna hear an orphan joke?
Okay, here it goes:
You.
"Akeld" sounds like a 56-year-old man just picking on kids for no reason. I say, get a life!
My horrible life.
Oliver Savage's life.
Your life.