Life jokes
Kobe ended so many games with threes. Now he ends his life with trees.
Why can’t orphans tell these jokes?
Because they're fun for the whole family to hear.
What can you say about that homeless man's life and current status?
Wasted.
This joke is so dark, I need life.
Remember kids, when you're angry, burn down an orphanage. Then they'll really be living the hard knock life.
There was always that one specific person you thought ruined your life, but it turns out your life has always been ruined by you being in it.
What does the F in orphan stand for?
FAMILY 😭😭
*IT'S DEPRESSING THIS PAGE EXISTS*
Life is never hard until you get hit hard with reality.
Zozo the hobo is single like a Pringle.
Single like a Pringle, and he loves Pringle's, get it?
An advantage of being an orphan: the teacher can't give you any homework.
What do you call a deaf child?
-Ryan Simmonite-
A: Who can tell me a joke?
B: Life.
Life's full of ups and downs :D <3
1.) What’s yellow and can’t swim?
- A bus full of children.
2.) Did you hear about the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
- He died of a yeast infection.
3.) I will never forget my grandad’s last words...
- “You’re still holding the ladder, right?”
4.) I have a fish that can breakdance...
- Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.
5.) Give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours...
- Light a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
I like plants, but then I decided to turn over a new leaf and branch out.
What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.
What type of jokes do you tell an orphan?
Family jokes.
"I swear I'm the real Gwen! I swear on my life!"
What's the worst part about getting old?
Going to pull up the wrinkles in your socks, just to find out you're not wearing socks!
I am really hot, but I hate water. What am I?