Life jokes
Life's a bitch, and then you die. I now see what they mean.
The doctor gave his patient 1 day of life, so he shot him. Then the judge gave him 15 years, so there you go, problem solved.
Teacher: Ok kids, time to go home.
The orphan: What is home?
Teacher: Here, I have somewhere for you.
*puts in trash can*
Kid: Knock knock!
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents XD
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Wait, they don't have any.
I think it was wrong for that school shooter to end his life at the scene.
He could have done some good by becoming some lonely lifer's bottom.
Meeting a girl at the park is good. But parking meat in a girl is better.
People who are bothering Gwen, stop. This is a joke site, and you guys should know that!
People, she is not even 40 or whatever. I see the comments, and they are so stupid. Do you even know her in life? No!!! Shut up and leave her alone!
Your future.
If an orphan got hit, will they go tell their parents?
I looked this quote up, but it really is a good thing, just for starters.
"Sometimes you will never know the VALUE of a moment until it becomes a MEMORY."
If you have a bad day, just think there are at least 15 people who care about you.
I didn’t orphan never say home.
Because they didn’t have one.
Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”
Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.
Does anyone ever get tired of being random? Me neither.
Hey woah man, and Alya how are you guys? Oh and hbu jk master? How is life right now? Is it hard? You wanna talk?
Does anyone else just want to die, or is it just me?
Friend: Your life is a joke.
Me: No, jokes have meaning.
You gonna poop someday.
My superpower is that I can create life.