Life jokes
Kid: Knock knock!
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents XD
A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.
The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."
"You should tell your parents," I replied back.
The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.
Life's a bitch, and then you die. I now see what they mean.
A kid calls out for his mom one day while he is in the tub and says, "Mom come quick! I'm walking on water!"
And the mom runs in and says, "I knew evon whatent yo daddy! I ain't never slept with him a day my life!"
The doctor gave his patient 1 day of life, so he shot him. Then the judge gave him 15 years, so there you go, problem solved.
Your future.
Hey woah man, and Alya how are you guys? Oh and hbu jk master? How is life right now? Is it hard? You wanna talk?
I looked this quote up, but it really is a good thing, just for starters.
"Sometimes you will never know the VALUE of a moment until it becomes a MEMORY."
Does anyone ever get tired of being random? Me neither.
Does anyone else just want to die, or is it just me?
Meeting a girl at the park is good. But parking meat in a girl is better.
People who are bothering Gwen, stop. This is a joke site, and you guys should know that!
People, she is not even 40 or whatever. I see the comments, and they are so stupid. Do you even know her in life? No!!! Shut up and leave her alone!
I didn’t orphan never say home.
Because they didn’t have one.
Friend: Your life is a joke.
Me: No, jokes have meaning.
You gonna poop someday.
Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”
Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.
This joke is so dark, I need life.
Yo mama so fat even God could not lift her spirits.
Teacher: Ok kids, time to go home.
The orphan: What is home?
Teacher: Here, I have somewhere for you.
*puts in trash can*
Joke: Tori’s boyfriend's life 😂😂