Life jokes
Louie being born.
Stop making these, I am orphan, pls stop.
An orphan was shocked, he called the ambulance. If he forgot he's suicidal, he quickly hung up.
Don't joke about Juice WRLD; he died a hard life, so get f***ed.
What's the best part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.
Memes
BOB: Wanna know a joke?
LILLY: What? Your hat?
BOB: No, my life :'(
Why does Adam buy airsoft guns, you might ask?
To defend himself against his own father... his life must be shit.
The world's funniest joke? Your life.
Rape jokes aren’t funny!!! And definitely not something to joke about, what’s wrong with ppl, like seriously what a world we live in. This is sick!
If life was like Pacific Rim, I'd say your mom's pussy was a category 5.
Wanna know something funny? Well, there was this one time when my parents were talking about their marriage.
Then after the wedding, they decided to make a joke, and then 9 months later, I was born. My birthday (4/1/06) April 1, 2006.
This is not a joke, it's a warning!
You guys are stupid. I am an orphan, and you better stop doing these. BTW, if you are an orphan, put it in the comments and say that it's not funny!
What's brown and sticky?
An orphan.
Orphan
Apparently, I'm a category for jokes now. Hmm... ok!
#HOMIEZ4Life
P.S. Say "crack my finger," now say it backwards :)
You will remember reading this for the rest of your life.
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?
That I will never get old.
My life.
Kill me, please.
What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?
Gloves!
JK, he hasn't opened it yet.
Never kill an orphan, because then that will end their misery.