Life jokes
What’s the difference between me and grass? Grass doesn’t cut itself.
What's the most annoying thing in the world?
When you're told you're still qualified to live.
Why don't orphans have Life360?
Because parents won't track them.
What do you call an orphan's home?
No home.
What hit the floor first, the emo or the apple? The apple, the rope stopped the emo.
Honestly
How is sports like regular life for orphans?
They don't get picked for either.
Imagine being an orphan. *kid beside me crying*
Why can an orphan relate to a pack of bananas?
Because they both split away from their family.
Don't hate life, love it because when you want to live and try again in life, it's already too late. :(
Ammon died.
Shut the f*** up, I am an orphan!
Sad life goes, joke mom.
Dear Kenya, love of life,
Thanks for commenting on my jokes, and thanks for being a nice person to me! Love, Jaden. You can tell by the emojis 🥰😍❤️💞!
Love you a million times more!
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
Hi, how are you? Busy, busy today, and I have to...
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: 'Cause they can’t get back to home.
When someone pops up in your life making you all happy, you be like, "Who sent you?"
My life, part 2.
A child with cancer says, "Mother, what will I be when I grow up?"
Then the mother says, "Shut up, dick, you have cancer!" Hehehe.
Why are orphans so bad at football?