Life jokes
What do you call a baby that came out of their mother's womb? A virgin.
Louie being born.
What's the best part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.
Why does Adam buy airsoft guns, you might ask?
To defend himself against his own father... his life must be shit.
BOB: Wanna know a joke?
LILLY: What? Your hat?
BOB: No, my life :'(
Memes
This won’t end well..
The world's funniest joke? Your life.
Rape jokes aren’t funny!!! And definitely not something to joke about, what’s wrong with ppl, like seriously what a world we live in. This is sick!
Wanna know something funny? Well, there was this one time when my parents were talking about their marriage.
Then after the wedding, they decided to make a joke, and then 9 months later, I was born. My birthday (4/1/06) April 1, 2006.
What's brown and sticky?
An orphan.
This is not a joke, it's a warning!
You guys are stupid. I am an orphan, and you better stop doing these. BTW, if you are an orphan, put it in the comments and say that it's not funny!
Apparently, I'm a category for jokes now. Hmm... ok!
#HOMIEZ4Life
P.S. Say "crack my finger," now say it backwards :)
If life was like Pacific Rim, I'd say your mom's pussy was a category 5.
Orphan
You will remember reading this for the rest of your life.
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?
That I will never get old.
A turtle was walking down the street when suddenly a snail came and robbed him. When the police came, they asked what happened. The turtle responded, "I don't know, it all happened so fast!"
🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦁🦁🦁🐩🐖🐒🐷🐵🐎+/;!¥/%? Fuckfuckfuuk of your own is also a joke about your relationship with Google and Twitter users who don't know what they think of their own personal life, and the way they have been involved since the last few years of debate is the only thing.
Never kill an orphan, because then that will end their misery.
Best part about being an orphan?
Not spending 1h30 at the table every night with your dad yelling, "What's 2*3?!!" And you crying, "I don't know!!!"
Why can’t orphans live?
They don’t have parents.