Life

Life jokes

Virgin

What do you call a baby that came out of their mother's womb? A virgin.

Hat

BOB: Wanna know a joke?

LILLY: What? Your hat?

BOB: No, my life :'(

Adam

Why does Adam buy airsoft guns, you might ask?

To defend himself against his own father... his life must be shit.

Memes

Ppl

Rape jokes aren’t funny!!! And definitely not something to joke about, what’s wrong with ppl, like seriously what a world we live in. This is sick!

Time

Wanna know something funny? Well, there was this one time when my parents were talking about their marriage.

Then after the wedding, they decided to make a joke, and then 9 months later, I was born. My birthday (4/1/06) April 1, 2006.

Pussy

If life was like Pacific Rim, I'd say your mom's pussy was a category 5.

Finger

Apparently, I'm a category for jokes now. Hmm... ok!

#HOMIEZ4Life

P.S. Say "crack my finger," now say it backwards :)

Orphan

This is not a joke, it's a warning!

You guys are stupid. I am an orphan, and you better stop doing these. BTW, if you are an orphan, put it in the comments and say that it's not funny!

Child

What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?

That I will never get old.

Thirst

I was in the Sahara Desert, dying of thirst. Thankfully, Pionel Pessi, the debut man, came to my rescue👨‍🚒. He brought in 100's of helicopters filled with bottles to quench my thirst. I asked him how he had so many bottles; "big games," he replied. Thanks for saving my life, my idol.

Relationship

🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦁🦁🦁🐩🐖🐒🐷🐵🐎+/;!¥/%? Fuckfuckfuuk of your own is also a joke about your relationship with Google and Twitter users who don't know what they think of their own personal life, and the way they have been involved since the last few years of debate is the only thing.

Turtle

A turtle was walking down the street when suddenly a snail came and robbed him. When the police came, they asked what happened. The turtle responded, "I don't know, it all happened so fast!"

Existence

Wanna hear a short joke? Well duh, I mean that's why you're on here... Well, here one...

My life.