Life jokes
Joshua White loves blue, A simple truth, tried and true. In his pocket, only six, Yet each penny a valued fix.
With eyes that seek the azure skies, He dreams of places that mesmerize. A palette of blues, a symphony of hues, Whispering secrets only he can choose.
His heart beats to the rhythm of the sea, Where waves crash, wild and free. In sandy shores, he finds solace rare, A momentary escape from life's daily wear.
In cerulean fields, flowers dance, Their vibrant petals, a timeless romance. He wanders through meadows, devoid of strife, Seeking solace in nature's vibrant life.
Joshua White, a soul of gentle grace, Embracing the world at his own pace. Though his pockets hold a mere six, His spirit soars, never to be fixed.
For in the depths of his azure dreams, The richness of life's tapestry gleams. And with every breath, he finds anew, That love is boundless, ever true.
I'm an orphan, please stop it. It's not nice and it made me cry.
I can’t wait for collage....
5 min later, ight I’m gonna go kill myself.
A man came up to a girl about to jump off a cliff. The man said, "Why?" She then replies, "There are many monsters in this world, and I am one of them."
Stephen Hawking is ALIVE!
Memes
My existence.
The African kids' theme song is "Staying Alive."
What does the F in orphan stand for?
FAMILY 😭😭
*IT'S DEPRESSING THIS PAGE EXISTS*
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? The front desk always asks, “Where are your parents?”
I'm going to start taking confetti with me to therapy so when my therapist asks me, "How are you?" I can say "sad" and toss the confetti everywhere. It'll be like a real-life iMessage!
What do orphans and apples have in common?
Only one gets picked.
Wesley, stop saying your life is a joke.
Jokes have meaning.
My two moods are “I can’t believe I get to be a person” and “I can’t believe I have to be a person.”
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Wait, they don't have any.
What does the f in orphan stand for? Family.
Once there was an old lady...
Congratulations, stop bragging!
Hey woah man, and Alya how are you guys? Oh and hbu jk master? How is life right now? Is it hard? You wanna talk?
Does anyone ever get tired of being random? Me neither.
You gonna poop someday.
Your future.