Life jokes
We forge the chains we wear in life.
I say these jokes are life saving material. Who's with me?
You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
End everything and your life, Steven Roca!
Why is death taken so lightly?
Because you can take it so quickly.
I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?
A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.
What's the cruelest joke?
Life.
Being an orphan always has an upside; for instance, a bag of chips is family-sized.
Okay, the time has come... I am finally leaving this website, so yeah.
I'm going to enjoy my life, so yeah.
I'm going to leave now, so bye.
Everyone makes mistakes. Just ask your parents.
I've heard stories of my mother. She was a teenager and left me in the blender, but luckily the power cut out, like at the orphanage.
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
All of them are married!
I went up to an orphan and asked where their parents were--they stared.
I've spent most of my life avoiding conflict. That's why I'm never intending to visit Syria.
I just wanted to say whoever is a faker pretending to be me, that you are literally ruining my life right now. And I can literally not take this right now in life and that I just want peace so please, please stop.
I'm never going bungee jumping because a cord bridged me into the world. It's not taking me out.
Why do orphans like the game Adopt Me? Because they've never been adopted in their life.
"I swear I'm the real Gwen! I swear on my life!"