Life jokes
What will make a depressed teenager happy?
A cliff.
You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
End everything and your life, Steven Roca!
What happened when the emo kid gave the tree a high five? It left him hanging.
Why is death taken so lightly?
Because you can take it so quickly.
Not a joke?
More like not an existing organism in life.
I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and then give her blood so she can bleed more.
Why is death taken so lightly?
Because anyone can take it.
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents aren't there to watch them!
Everyone makes mistakes. Just ask your parents.
My best opinion: when life goes to hell, you just go down with it.
What is an orphan's favorite show?
"Full House."
What can you say about that homeless man's life and current status?
Wasted.
Me: *finds out my dad's an orphan*
No one:
Literally no one:
Me: Time to make his life hell.😈
How many Emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark crying.
None, they sit in the dark cutting their wrists.
What is something that makes you wish you were dead, rips your skin off, is small, can wear you out in two seconds, betray you in any way possible, and can eat you alive?
Kid's.
I'll unplug your life support for my phone that's about to die.
Orphan: "I get all the A pluses and y'all bad!"
And then I told him: "If you feel so special, try telling your parents. You can't, can you?"