Life jokes

Me die.

Guess whose parents didn't survive?

Liv's parents.

My mom: Your life could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer.

Me: I wish I were Tracy Latimer, then someone would kill me.

Yo mama so stupid, your mama thinks that VR is real life.

Beethoven composed his whole life.

What did he do in the afterlife? He decomposed! Har har har har har har.

There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life. His hands were a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.

Confusion life question!!!

* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?

Your own life, hah!

How can you make a orphans hand bleed?

Real them to clap until there parent come home.

I air.

Person 1: A life.

Person 2: I don't get it.

Person 1: Exactly.

Everything.

My social life.

What's the worst part about getting old?

Going to pull up the wrinkles in your socks, just to find out you're not wearing socks!

I'm the joke, bitch.

My entire existence.

Life.

Your life? Wanna hear a sadder one?

My life.

What's worse than 1 tree with 10,000 dead babies on it?

1 baby on 10,000 trees.

Your life, ahhahaha!