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Life Jokes
Person 1: A life.
Person 2: I don't get it.
Person 1: Exactly.
Everything.
My social life.
What's the worst part about getting old?
Going to pull up the wrinkles in your socks, just to find out you're not wearing socks!
I'm the joke, bitch.
My entire existence.
Life.
Your life? Wanna hear a sadder one?
My life.
What's worse than 1 tree with 10,000 dead babies on it?
1 baby on 10,000 trees.
Your life, ahhahaha!
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
I’ve seen more life in a trampled garden gnome than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.
You're so poor. You're just PO, you can't even afford the other O and R.
When people ask my age, this is what I do.
“🥱 I DON’T CARE.... ÆAHAHAHAHAHAÆAAÆ!”
If your parachute fails midair, remember, you have the rest of your life to fix it.
She asked me if I was hung like a horse, but I said no.
I'm hung like a person who wants to die, but then the rope broke.
I hope you're an organ donor so your organs can go to someone who deserves them.
Apparently there was a woman from Australia who had sex with 500 men in one day.
That's like a real life "Your mom" joke.
Water bottles, strong, Standing tall, like sturdy men, Quenching every thirst.
Clear and transparent, Reflecting strength and resolve, Resilient and pure.
In hand, they offer Refreshing relief, like hugs, Soothing every soul.
Water bottles, like men, Nourish and hydrate our lives, Simple yet vital.
