Life jokes
My life, part 2.
My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack.
I always hit on 16, then get busted.
What do fire and people have in common?
They will both eventually die out.
Why did the mushroom kill himself?
Because he had a mushy life.
My peepee small.
Why did Karen leave me?
Because I was a mushroom.
Life.
His boss gave him some projects to work on, but he failed at it.
His boss told him: "You suck."
And he started sucking his boss, after he was done.
His boss told him: "You suck for life!"
XD
"Abortion: Another word for dying at spawn."
Why was the Ethiopian baby crying?
It was having a mid-life crisis.
How do blondes play real-life Jenga?
By stacking humans.
My life, get it, 'cause I don't got one.
Suicide gives you security for the future.
Decide the day of suicide and live with full joy till that day, and you can choose to postpone it.
So I walk into Orchids Of Asia. I come out three minutes later with the best massage of my life. What's the catch? Aye, there, matey, the catch of the day be crabs.
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Me: My life.
Your life is the best joke ever.
Fun fact: If you're an orphan, you probably don't know your parents.
Once I was 7.
I hate my birthday. For my first birthday my mom gave me my life. I liked it when it was new and fun. Now it's broken and sad and I wanna take it back.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Your mom.
Fuck you you rwind my life.
My teacher told me to have a good day. SOOOOOOOOOO I went home :)