"Morbidity, the story of my life in one joke."
Why did the crumb cake isolate himself? He had a crumbling social life.
Rules of Dark humor:
1. All subject matter can be used, nothing is off limits.
2. No saying "Me" or "My Life" as a joke. Nobody finds those funny. We want actual good and meaningful jokes.
3. Don't Repeat Previously Posted Jokes. If you are saying the same joke that the person right before you posted you are just begging for attention and nobody by any means likes that.
I will add more in the future and be frequent on this site.
- Sincerely, Zane
My chance of finding love.
The Pope and Donald Trump are on stage in front of a huge crowd.
The Pope leaned towards Trump and said, “Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but go deep into their hearts and for the rest of their lives. Whenever they speak of this day, they will rejoice!”
Trump replies, “I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand? Show me!”
So the Pope slapped him.
wow this group is a joke like my life.
Birthdays are weird. We celebrate being one year closer to dying. And we celebrate it with friends and family, which is totally not how we'll die.
We're all gonna die alone, not surrounded by friends and family.
We have life. I hope we have life. We have God in Jesus Christ. This is a good thing. It is a song part.
*Hears the news about Sandy Hook* Person 1: "God, I can only imagine what was going through those kids' heads in the last moments of their lives..."
Person 2: "Probably Bullets."
Person 1: "OMG!! Can you even think of what their parents are going through?!"
Person 2: "Probably Coffin Brochures."
Person 1: "...."
Person 2: "It's called dark humor. Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it."
I want to die.
People want to be nice to each other because they only have one life, and they want to live it well.
Sucks to be them. I'm a cat.
History teacher: "They had a temporary cure for the disease, but it would be years before they found a cure for life."
Student: "I need that."
Roses are red, I don't know why, Living is hard, I want to die.
What was the one word that could have saved Princess Diana's life?
Taxi.
What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
It says enter a joke, but I can't enter my life.
At weddings, old people tell kids, "You're next!"
At funerals, little kids tell old people, "You're next!"
My life, your life, and your sister is a slut.
You are about to hear the funniest joke ever.
My life.
What's the difference between a skeleton and a baby? I don't set the skeleton on fire.
