My life.
One time, a cow saved my life.
It was bovine intervention.
What did Earth say to the other planets?
"You guys have no life!"
Give a man a plane ticket and he'll fly for a day. Push a man from a plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
Tell a woman she's beautiful a hundred times, and she won't believe you. Tell a woman she's fat once, and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.
The three unwritten rules of life:
1. 2. 3.
