Life jokes
Person 1: A life.
Person 2: I don't get it.
Person 1: Exactly.
I entered Kian's house. At the top of the stair, I was greeted by my greatest fantasy, JOHN. He said in a manly tone, "Hello there." I walked slowly up the stairs and greeted him back. As I walked past his room, I felt uneasy. I walked into Kian's room to find no one. I turned around and gasped. John is standing there, a bulge had appeared and poked me as he got nearer. He pushed me onto Kian's bed. The bed was that bad it broke as I fell onto it. John says, "A broken bed is nothing to worry about." I look up at him in disbelief, he's more masculine than I thought. He thrust himself onto me, his crotch area sticky to the touch. He then ripped a fart as he bent over, at this point I knew it was too late John, the fart he ripped (sticky to the touch) had me so in shock I wasn't ready for what was next, he picked and jumped on my head ripping the most monstrous, enormous, deadly, sticky to the touch fart I'd ever seen, it knocked me out. I awoke to find I was in the WALLS. I looked out to find I was in the glory hole, my worst nightmare had become reality, I fully understood my purpose in life was to the holy glory hole, I heard "GRANDAD CAN I GET SOME V-BUCK" I then knew I was in for some Kian treats.
The end
What did the emo say before he crossed the road?
"Fuck my life."
I went to the store, and yeah...
My social life.
What's sad and has no life? The person reading this.
I air.
How can you make a orphans hand bleed?
Real them to clap until there parent come home.
A penis has a sad life.
His hair is a mess.
His family is nuts.
His neighbor is an asshole.
His best friend is a pussy.
And his owner beats him.
Why did the orphan run into the street? To get to the other side of life.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He ran out of battery life.
Fruit is like life. You slowly eat it away as it slowly also begins to rot like everyone I’ve known.
After a long labor, a doctor approaches the new mother and says, “Ma’am, I’ve got some good news and some bad news. What would you like?” After quickly thinking it over, she responds, “I’ll have the bad news first, doctor.”
The doctor replies, “Well, I’m not sure how to put this, and I’m sorry to have to tell you, your child has red hair.”
Relieved, a smile spreads across the mother’s face. “Doctor, if that’s the bad news, what’s the good news?” The doctor replies, “He’s dead.”
"Hi, my name is Robert. I have no life. Even my PS4 username is gay lil_bama."
Why did the turtle cross the road?
We don't know yet.
OOF dislike plz I have no life XD.
All of these jokes are DED sub to pewdipie.
My father said I'm too reliant on technology.
I called him a hypocrite, and unplugged his life support.
I was born yesterday, and I walked down memory lane. I fell over the edge!
What do you call a dead human?
A DEAD HUMAN! HAHAHahahah ha.. ha.. ha Am I the only one laughing?
You wanna know who didn't kick the bucket? Stephen Hawking didn't; nor did he bite the dust.
I like plants, but then I decided to turn over a new leaf and branch out.