LGBTQ jokes

Q: Why did the Queer get fired from the sperm bank?

A: He got caught drinking on the job.

Anal.

What did the condom say when he came out of a gay guy's asshole?

He said, "Fuck this shit!"

A police officer writes a ticket for a car not being parked correctly. The driver asks why. When he realizes he is parked poorly, he responds, "Oh. I'm terribly sorry. You see, I'm so gay I can't even park straight."

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass.

Thor is so gay he farts the rainbow bridge to Asgard.

I'm gay, lol.

Did you hear about the homosexual letter? It only came in male boxes.

I'm so gay I could barely think straight.

What's the number one pick up line at a gay bar?

"May I push your stool in?"