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Why do you let your dads sleep so they don't get grumpy and eat your dinner?
In other news, we are hearing of a nasty helicopter crash on the M4. Let's cross live to our eye-in-the-sky, Mark. Mark?
Guys, put more comments in.
We are so close to beating the world record for most comments on this website, and the record is 171.
Hey Gwen, let's chat from 1:00 p.m. to 2:00! Love, Prince ๐น
Neona (๐): Are you mad at me?
Gwen (๐): Me? NEVER! Sometimes we listen and don't listen, let's just hug it out!
Neona (๐): Agreed!
Memes
So put your best face on everybody, pretend you know this song everybody.
*pulls out noose* "COME HANG!"
*pulls out gun* Let's go out with a bang... Bang- *gunshot*
Why couldn't the twins never do anything right?
Because they were triplets!
Walking's a chore, let alone crawling.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high and slapped his thigh and said, "You know you wanna."
Jill said yes, picked up her dress and said, "Let's have some fun!"
Silly ole Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police... Who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!
What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?
Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!
"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? Thatโs right, heโs at my house, and heโs building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami wonโt let him, so she was walled alive!"
Q. What's the difference between an abortion clinic and a nursery? A. The abortion clinic won't let you take the baby home.
They say I have a silver tongue, I'll let you make it white.
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon....I'll let you know.
Mom: Anna, let your younger brother have the sled one half of the time, and you the other half. That way it will all be fair, and I don't have to put up with this crying. I've already got seven others to take care of.
Anna: I do, Mom. I have Fred (younger brother) go up, and I go down!
Mom: Good. Now how 'bout the rest of you go play outside? It's beautiful out there! It's the warmest it's been all year, 45 degrees below 0!
Kids: Wow! I never thought it would warm up! I love Alaska!
My mom told me to get a job, so I did.
One day my mom saw me, I had money. My mom asked me where did you get that money? My mom asked me where did you get that money. I said I got a job in the neighborhood. My mom asked me what do you do, so I said when you take showers I secretly open the door, and I let the guys come and see you one by one, and I get paid for it.
My mom said you're growing up so fast, & I said back to my mom that is what the guys say when they see you in the shower.
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Trump said: "Let's make America great again."
Translation by Democrats:
"Let's fake America again."
I just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.
I'll let you know.