Let jokes
I got in trouble in school today. The teacher said, "I'm gonna call your parents!"
I said, "Let me know when you find them." <3
Let's go punch some orphans, who are they gonna tell, their parents? 🤣🤣🤣
What did one plane say to the other? "Let's fly!"
When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.
Mom: Let's have an adoption party!
Kid: *cries*
Mom: What's wrong?
Kid: I'M ADOPTED????
Lady: "Can I lick your balls?"
Me: "Ummmmm, ok?"
Lady: *grabs ball sack and licks my balls*
Me: "I'm gonna have to clean these now!"
Lady: "Let me do that."
Me: "No, thank you! I have to use these baseballs for practice!"
One day, I was walking through a park when I realized it was crowded.
To this day, I still don't know who let the children out of my basement.
Neona (😞): Are you mad at me?
Gwen (😌): Me? NEVER! Sometimes we listen and don't listen, let's just hug it out!
Neona (😁): Agreed!
Guys, put more comments in.
We are so close to beating the world record for most comments on this website, and the record is 171.
Gwen, let's chat at night for about 1 hour! I want to get to know each other better!
P.S., it's Jake.
So put your best face on everybody, pretend you know this song everybody.
*pulls out noose* "COME HANG!"
*pulls out gun* Let's go out with a bang... Bang- *gunshot*
Hey Gwen, let's chat from 1:00 p.m. to 2:00! Love, Prince 🌹
Why do you let your dads sleep so they don't get grumpy and eat your dinner?
In other news, we are hearing of a nasty helicopter crash on the M4. Let's cross live to our eye-in-the-sky, Mark. Mark?
Why couldn't the twins never do anything right?
Because they were triplets!
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So I took away his towers, and he took away my queen.
Q. What's the difference between an abortion clinic and a nursery? A. The abortion clinic won't let you take the baby home.
What does William say when he hurts his toe?
"I wanna scream and shout and let it all out."
Pro marriage tip: Let your wife know you’re all about women’s rights. There’s no reason she needs to talk that much; it’s not like replying to her is voice activated.
Mom: Anna, let your younger brother have the sled one half of the time, and you the other half. That way it will all be fair, and I don't have to put up with this crying. I've already got seven others to take care of.
Anna: I do, Mom. I have Fred (younger brother) go up, and I go down!
Mom: Good. Now how 'bout the rest of you go play outside? It's beautiful out there! It's the warmest it's been all year, 45 degrees below 0!
Kids: Wow! I never thought it would warm up! I love Alaska!