Let jokes
Thanks to the voice who keeps telling me to let go,
he is my only motivation for trying again.
When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.
Mom: Let's have an adoption party!
Kid: *cries*
Mom: What's wrong?
Kid: I'M ADOPTED????
What did one plane say to the other? "Let's fly!"
One day, I was walking through a park when I realized it was crowded.
To this day, I still don't know who let the children out of my basement.
Memes
Lady: "Can I lick your balls?"
Me: "Ummmmm, ok?"
Lady: *grabs ball sack and licks my balls*
Me: "I'm gonna have to clean these now!"
Lady: "Let me do that."
Me: "No, thank you! I have to use these baseballs for practice!"
Why do you let your dads sleep so they don't get grumpy and eat your dinner?
In other news, we are hearing of a nasty helicopter crash on the M4. Let's cross live to our eye-in-the-sky, Mark. Mark?
Hey Gwen, let's chat from 1:00 p.m. to 2:00! Love, Prince 🌹
Guys, put more comments in.
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Why couldn't the twins never do anything right?
Because they were triplets!
Roses are red, chocolate is brown,
I expect nothing and still get let down!
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So I took away his towers, and he took away my queen.
New business idea: let's put a KFC in Africa and a watermelon shop.
I have a joke about suicide, but I’ll just let it hang.
Mom: Anna, let your younger brother have the sled one half of the time, and you the other half. That way it will all be fair, and I don't have to put up with this crying. I've already got seven others to take care of.
Anna: I do, Mom. I have Fred (younger brother) go up, and I go down!
Mom: Good. Now how 'bout the rest of you go play outside? It's beautiful out there! It's the warmest it's been all year, 45 degrees below 0!
Kids: Wow! I never thought it would warm up! I love Alaska!
My mom told me to get a job, so I did.
One day my mom saw me, I had money. My mom asked me where did you get that money? My mom asked me where did you get that money. I said I got a job in the neighborhood. My mom asked me what do you do, so I said when you take showers I secretly open the door, and I let the guys come and see you one by one, and I get paid for it.
My mom said you're growing up so fast, & I said back to my mom that is what the guys say when they see you in the shower.
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I just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.
I'll let you know.
Trump said: "Let's make America great again."
Translation by Democrats:
"Let's fake America again."