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When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.
Mom: Let's have an adoption party!
Kid: *cries*
Mom: What's wrong?
Kid: I'M ADOPTED????
One day, I was walking through a park when I realized it was crowded.
To this day, I still don't know who let the children out of my basement.
Lady: "Can I lick your balls?"
Me: "Ummmmm, ok?"
Lady: *grabs ball sack and licks my balls*
Me: "I'm gonna have to clean these now!"
Lady: "Let me do that."
Me: "No, thank you! I have to use these baseballs for practice!"
I got in trouble in school today. The teacher said, "I'm gonna call your parents!"
I said, "Let me know when you find them." <3
Let's go punch some orphans, who are they gonna tell, their parents? 🤣🤣🤣
So put your best face on everybody, pretend you know this song everybody.
*pulls out noose* "COME HANG!"
*pulls out gun* Let's go out with a bang... Bang- *gunshot*
Neona (😞): Are you mad at me?
Gwen (😌): Me? NEVER! Sometimes we listen and don't listen, let's just hug it out!
Neona (😁): Agreed!
Why do you let your dads sleep so they don't get grumpy and eat your dinner?
In other news, we are hearing of a nasty helicopter crash on the M4. Let's cross live to our eye-in-the-sky, Mark. Mark?
Gwen, let's chat at night for about 1 hour! I want to get to know each other better!
P.S., it's Jake.
Hey Gwen, let's chat from 1:00 p.m. to 2:00! Love, Prince 🌹
Why couldn't the twins never do anything right?
Because they were triplets!
Walking's a chore, let alone crawling.
When I die, I'll let everyone I kept dear lower my coffin into the ground.
So they can let me down one last time.
Guys, put more comments in.
We are so close to beating the world record for most comments on this website, and the record is 171.
Mom: Anna, let your younger brother have the sled one half of the time, and you the other half. That way it will all be fair, and I don't have to put up with this crying. I've already got seven others to take care of.
Anna: I do, Mom. I have Fred (younger brother) go up, and I go down!
Mom: Good. Now how 'bout the rest of you go play outside? It's beautiful out there! It's the warmest it's been all year, 45 degrees below 0!
Kids: Wow! I never thought it would warm up! I love Alaska!
My mom told me to get a job, so I did.
One day my mom saw me, I had money. My mom asked me where did you get that money? My mom asked me where did you get that money. I said I got a job in the neighborhood. My mom asked me what do you do, so I said when you take showers I secretly open the door, and I let the guys come and see you one by one, and I get paid for it.
My mom said you're growing up so fast, & I said back to my mom that is what the guys say when they see you in the shower.
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I just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.
I'll let you know.