Let jokes

Now you should let your imagination work... imagine naked Jesus with an erection... and nail holes in his hands...

I left my dog at home once, and when I came home it was a mess. Let's just say I was in a RUFF situation.

There was a man in a tower, and the other man thought it was a girl, so he said, "Let down your long hair." He said, "OK, I will let my big, super long, hairy penis down for you to climb and suck." Then the other man said, "If you have such a long dick, suck it yourself. See ya, b*tch."

What did Jeff Dahmer say to the gays? Get over here and let me give you so much anal to where you die, DADDY! UWU!

Max Heart and his gay cousin Nickals Amoto say I back out of a fight. When he said let's fight, then last minute he said he doesn't want to, then says I chickened out. I [was] ready to fight, but his gut [was] swollen [and] his arms [were]. He actually looks like Humpty Dumpty, but [I] just wanted to say he backed out + Max and Nickals are both gay with each other.

Why did Brandon's mum chase him with a knife? Because he didn't let her cum first!

I want to fight! LET'S FIGHT!!!

Why didn't the 6th of Jan go well? Cause the shitty Trump supporters didn't carry out the damn job correctly and let the president down. Also, hang Mike Pence!

My gf told me she was pregnant. So I punched her in the stomach.

She asked me "Why the hell did you do that?!?!?" "I wanted to let you know I'm pro abortion."

What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?

One won't let you down, while the other will.

How do you make a disabled person cry?

Let's go play tag!

Gwen just wanted to help you with the bullying.

Tip 1. Ignore them; bullies are really just cowards.

Tip 2. Stand up for yourself; it's ok for people to also help you, but you do the same for yourself!

Tip 3. Just let them be; they're just stupid!

Love you-Iariah

My wife slept with another man and got pregnant. She told me 9 weeks later. I said it's ok and told her let's talk downstairs, so I pushed her down the stairs.

Let's make this the most liked and commented on this website.

Best friend: Let’s get tattoos of our parents.

Orphan: I don’t have parents.

My sister said, "LET'S GO TO PIZZA!" So, I went to the pizza shop with her and she replied, "We really only needed the car?"

Let me Lickitung until you Squirtle.

I told my cousin since we're not blood-related our parents would let us date.

Her pants were on fire.

Have you heard the word of the day? It’s "legs".

Now, let’s go back to my place and I can spread them.

Listen, Man United might not thank me but get the contract out, put it on the table. Let him sign it, let him write whatever numbers he wants to put on there, given what he's done since he's come in. Ole's at the wheel, man. He's doing it. He's doing his thing. Man United are BACK.