One day, I was walking through a park when I realized it was crowded.
To this day, I still don't know who let the children out of my basement.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marihuana, Jack got high and slapped his thigh and said you know you wanna, Jill said yes picked up her dress and said lets have some fun, silly ole Jill forgot her pill and know they have a son.
When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare You know it’s bouta hang over
Hey gwen lets chat to 1:00 p.m-2:00! Love prince 🌹
Why are kids so skinny?
Parents eat all the food themselves let the kid starve.
what do you do when your man doesn't like fruit jokes?
Let the mango
I got in trouble in school today. The teacher said "I'm gonna call your parents!" I said "let me know when you find them" <3
DEPRESSO EXSPESSO LETS BE FRIENDS PLZ
Neona (😞): Are you mad at me?
Gwen (😌): Me? NEVER! Sometimes we listen and don't listen, lets just hugg it out!
Neona (😁): Agreed!
Walking's a chore, let alone crawling
Gwen lets chat at night for ab 1 hour! I want to get to know eachother better!
p.s its jake
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Why Couldn't the twin's never do anything right? Because they were trip-lets
Why do orphans like boomerang more then there parents? The boomerang comes back
One day I saw a kid cry so I go. Let's go find your parents. I miss my job at the orphanage
why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room
what are emos fav tv show theme song?
Bablade Bablade let it rip!
When I die, I'll let everyone I kept dear lower my coffin into the ground.
So they can let me down one last time.
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if a black person calls you a cracker, let them say you can say things they can't say like, "thanks for the warning officer"
Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the police... who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!
They say I have a sliver tongue, I'll let you make it white
