Let jokes

Q. What's the difference between an abortion clinic and a nursery? A. The abortion clinic won't let you take the baby home.

Walking's a chore, let alone crawling.

What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?

Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!

"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"

They say I have a silver tongue, I'll let you make it white.

I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon....I'll let you know.

When I die, I'll let everyone I kept dear lower my coffin into the ground.

So they can let me down one last time.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.

Jack got high and slapped his thigh and said, "You know you wanna."

Jill said yes, picked up her dress and said, "Let's have some fun!"

Silly ole Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.

Orphan: I'm hungry.

Dad: Let's go to KFC.

Orphan 2: Boy, you don't got a dad!

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police... Who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!

Troll your friend by saying "I" and saying "cup," and then tell them that that means "I see you pee."

LOL

There is also "lettuce cup," which means "let us see you pee."

What do you do when your man doesn't like fruit jokes?

Let the mango.

Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.

One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.

Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.

Depresso Exspresso let's be friends, please.

Gwen, let's chat at night for about 1 hour! I want to get to know each other better!

P.S., it's Jake.

Neona (😞): Are you mad at me?

Gwen (😌): Me? NEVER! Sometimes we listen and don't listen, let's just hug it out!

Neona (😁): Agreed!

So put your best face on everybody, pretend you know this song everybody.

*pulls out noose* "COME HANG!"

*pulls out gun* Let's go out with a bang... Bang- *gunshot*

I got in trouble in school today. The teacher said, "I'm gonna call your parents!"

I said, "Let me know when you find them." <3

Let's go punch some orphans, who are they gonna tell, their parents? 🤣🤣🤣

What did the plane say to the twin towers?

"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)