Let jokes

Troll your friend by saying "I" and saying "cup," and then tell them that that means "I see you pee."

LOL

There is also "lettuce cup," which means "let us see you pee."

Gwen, let's chat at night for about 1 hour! I want to get to know each other better!

P.S., it's Jake.

Mom: Let's have an adoption party!

Kid: *cries*

Mom: What's wrong?

Kid: I'M ADOPTED????

What did one plane say to the other? "Let's fly!"

When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.

Lady: "Can I lick your balls?"

Me: "Ummmmm, ok?"

Lady: *grabs ball sack and licks my balls*

Me: "I'm gonna have to clean these now!"

Lady: "Let me do that."

Me: "No, thank you! I have to use these baseballs for practice!"

One day, I was walking through a park when I realized it was crowded.

To this day, I still don't know who let the children out of my basement.

What did the plane say to the twin towers?

"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)

Why are kids so skinny?

Parents eat all the food themselves, and let the kids starve.

Thanks to the voice who keeps telling me to let go,

he is my only motivation for trying again.

What do you do when your man doesn't like fruit jokes?

Let the mango.

Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.

One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.

Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.

Depresso Exspresso let's be friends, please.

I got in trouble in school today. The teacher said, "I'm gonna call your parents!"

I said, "Let me know when you find them." <3

Let's go punch some orphans, who are they gonna tell, their parents? 🤣🤣🤣

Neona (😞): Are you mad at me?

Gwen (😌): Me? NEVER! Sometimes we listen and don't listen, let's just hug it out!

Neona (😁): Agreed!

So put your best face on everybody, pretend you know this song everybody.

*pulls out noose* "COME HANG!"

*pulls out gun* Let's go out with a bang... Bang- *gunshot*

Guys, put more comments in.

We are so close to beating the world record for most comments on this website, and the record is 171.

Why couldn't the twins never do anything right?

Because they were triplets!

In other news, we are hearing of a nasty helicopter crash on the M4. Let's cross live to our eye-in-the-sky, Mark. Mark?