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Foot

I accidentally walked on the Lego Batman mask.

I want my fucking feet back!

Memes

Building

The image shows a grid of eight panels, each with a close-up of the character Kuzco from the movie "The Emperor's New Groove." In each panel, Kuzco is smiling smugly and the text overlay says "Oh, yeah. It's all coming together.". Above the image the text "Building LEGO be like" is displayed.

Condom

Tyler only has a kid because they don't make condoms the size of Lego Men.

Chromosome

Down syndrome kid: Stop being greedy with the Legos! Me: Stop being greedy with the chromosomes!

Memes

Logo

Brick

I WANNA STEP ON ONE OF THOSE

A photo shows a person's foot about to step on a Lego brick, with other Lego pieces scattered on the carpet. Text at the bottom reads "Lego Introduces New Sharper Bricks That Instantly Kill You When You Step On Them | Babylon Bee"

Grandpa

A photo of actor Keanu Reeves looking slightly impatient. The text overlay reads: "Me waiting for my grandpa to stop choking so I can tell him I put a lego piece in his oatmeal."

Year

A meme shows a 3D character standing with arms out wide, with text above that reads "I have fused with god" in a speech bubble. Above this image is text that says: "9 year old me stepping on a lego and surviving:".

Clone

The image shows a LEGO instruction manual for a Clone Army set. It humorously highlights step one: assembling a clone trooper minifigure, with instructions indicating that 1.2 million of these are needed. The words "WELL" and "FUCK" are above and below the instructions respectively.

Movie

The image is a flow chart titled "Marvel Viewing Order." It includes a mix of Marvel movies and other films, shows, and people, including Captain America, Captain Marvel, Iron Man, The Incredible Hulk, Thor, Iron Man 2, Avengers, Iron Man 3, Chicken Run, Age of Empires IV, How I Met Your Mother, Boss Baby, Looney Tunes Back in Action, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The Disappearance of Madeleine McCann, Scooby-Doo 2 Monsters Unleashed, The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl, Summer Heights High, Lego Indiana Jones 2 The Adventure Continues, The Cat in the Hat, Ted Cruz, and Avengers Endgame.

Bionicle

The image shows two poses of a green Bionicle figure against a white background. The first pose shows the Bionicle standing with its arms slightly raised. The text "*BREATH IN*" is written above it. The second pose shows the same Bionicle with one leg raised and the text "BOI" is placed next to it.

Season

Health

Youch

The image shows a screen capture from a Pokemon video game. The text above the game says "Me when I stepped on Lego:". Two pokemon are shown: Slowbro, with 201 health, and Venusaur with 204 health. Venusaur has wide, red eyes and its tongue is hanging out.

Breakup

A blue and black Bionicle figure is shown in the center of the image. To the left, a text box reads, "I'm breaking up with you" and another reads, "What?". To the right, a text box reads, "GRRR!" and underneath, another reads, "angry bionicle".

Toy

The top part of the image shows a black and clear plastic object with pink lego elements inside. It resembles a sex toy. The bottom part of the image shows Gordon Ramsay with a disgusted expression.

General Grievous

The image depicts a scene with text above and below an image of a lego figure. The text at the top reads "Obi-Wan: Hello there" and "General Grievous:". Below the text is a lego figure of General Grievous with 4 arms moving in a circle. The text at the very bottom reads "-General Kenobi-".

Episode

*cries/dances in idk what to do with my life anymore bro*

The image shows a meme with a quote at the top that says, "It's just an episode of a silly lego show! It can't be THAT sad". Below that, it says "The episode:". Underneath this there is an image with a blue background with the text "THE TALE OF BENTHOMAAR" and a blue mask.

Waffle

A Lego figure holding a waffle with the text "Lego My Eggo"

Skeleton

A white Lego skeleton figure is holding a large white cylinder in front of it. The cylinder is positioned to look like a penis.

Memes

GAY AF

which lego is gayer
literally a pride
lego set
these
motherfuckers

Community

Bro i remember a guy who had the Icp lego as pfp when i was new whi was it

bombing the bomb (I kicked a child)

Poll

am I a one by one Lego piece

The Unknown King of Moderation

The full song from the Lego Batman meme actually goes so hard guys

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