Waffle jokes
Why did Helen Keller burn her hands?
Because she was trying to read the waffle iron.
What does NASA stand for? 馃崫馃馃崫馃馃崫
When I was 14, my mum caught me wanking, and she slapped me across the face. A couple weeks later, my dad caught me having a beer, and he made me drink 40 beers. I just thought, "Well, I'm glad he didn't catch me wanking."
what do you call 6 gay men in WWII?
Rainbow Six Siege.
How does a gay man trick a heterosexual man that is homophobic into giving him a brojob?
The gay man puts mustard on his dick and then puts his dick inside a glory hole.
The "W" in African stands for water.
The American salute starts with your hand facing flat towards the ground on your head.
The British salute starts with your hand against your head just like the American salute.
The French salute starts with your hands in the air.
The Saudi salute starts with you being bent over with a camel tongue in your ass.
