New Lego Jokes

I got LEGOs for Christmas, and my friend got her father's headstone.

LEGO Ninjago - I like it okay?

Which of the ninja would be best for an undercover mission as the person in disguise?

Kai. He just has to leave his hair down and no one would know it was him (he uses hair gel as Cole has said a couple times I think, bc his hair looks like fire 🔥)

I found two of the same Lego Duplo sets, so I called ‘em Duplocates

9/11 is like me after im finished with my lego house. I destroy it 😄🤣

I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.

When Michael Jackson died, people melted him down into Lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.

El/11: Ego My Lego

Why did the Lego cross the road? He was on the wrong block!

what did they do with his body when he died they made him into lego sho kids can play with him for once

What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?

He got so many plastic surgeries that they melted him down into legos and let kids play with him for a change.

What did the orphan's friend give him for his birthday?

Lego, so he can build a home.

What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?

They melted him down and turned him into Lego, so kids could play with him for once.

Tyler only has a kid because they don't make condoms the size of Lego Men.

Why doesn’t the orphan have any toys? Because his Lego figures ran away too.

Down syndrome kid: Stop being greedy with the Legos! Me: Stop being greedy with the chromosomes!

What did the orphan get for Christmas?

Lego figures from his friend, but they ran away too.

When the Lego box says 6-99 years but you eat it in 20 minutes.

I was with my blind friend, and he's telling me, "Yeah, I can read braille." So I hand him a Lego brick and ask him to read it. Apparently, Lego has been hiding a dark secret from us for years; as all their bricks read, "Screw you, asshole."