I got LEGOs for Christmas and my friend got her father's headstone
LEGO Ninjago - I like it okay?
Which of the ninja would be best for an undercover mission as the person in disguise?
Kai. He just has to leave his hair down and no one would know it was him (he uses hair gel as Cole has said a couple times I think, bc his hair looks like fire 🔥)
I found two of the same Lego Duplo sets, so I called ‘em Duplocates
9/11 is like me after im finished with my lego house. I destroy it 😄🤣
I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly there was also two towers included in the box as well..
When Michael Jackson died people melted him down into lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.
El/11: Ego My Lego
Why did the Lego cross the road he was on the wrong blockl
what did they do with his body when he died they made him into lego sho kids can play with him for once
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
He got so many plastic surgeries that they melted him down into legos and let kids play with him for a change.
What did the orphans friend give him for his birthday?
Lego so he can build a home.
What did they do with Michal Jackson when he died?
They melted him down and turned him into Lego so kids could play with him for once
Tyler only has a kid because they don't make condoms the size of Lego Men.
Why dosen’t the orphan have any toys bc his lego figures ran away to
Down syndrome kid: Stop being greedy with the Legos! Me: Stop being greedy with the chromosomes!
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Lego figures from his friend but they ran way too.
When the Lego box says 6-99 years but you eat it in 20 minutes.
I was with my blind friend, and he's telling me, "Yeah, I can read braille." So I hand him a Lego brick and ask him to read it. Apparently, Lego has been hiding a dark secret from us for years; as all their bricks read, "Screw you, asshole."
Chuck Norris once stepped on a Lego.
The Lego broke in half.
I accidentally walked on the lego batman mask.
I want my fucking feet back.