So I went to my friends funeral today, As we were all leaving a kid put a get well soon card next to my friends grave ‘poor kid’
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So I heard Kenny's mom got moved to a nursing home. He'll probably leave her alone now. He doesn't eat vegetables.
Your so poor people break into your house and leave things
There's an orphan in my class... For some reason, he never leaves.
My girlfriend told me she was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer. I said, "No, wait! I can change."
Why did Stephen Hawkins wife leave him...she was sick of buying triple A battery's
why did the orphan not have a girlfriend?
because he thought that she would leave him to.
A cowboy rides into a ranch on Sunday stays three days and leaves on Friday how is this possible
i searched up hornets and then said that it will leave a sting
I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears, people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that
My friend had this annoying little kid that always used to yell and scream when he didn't get what he wanted. I told me friend there's a new attraction a few states away he could take him too. Confused my friend asked me what it was. I told him "The Sandyhook Experience: Where you come in and leave with a 'hole' lot of fun."
Women should be allowed to leave the kitchen......to clean the rest of the house
( Guy 1: Why my cat's so angry ? ) ( Guy 2: Because she wants to eat your big sausage ) ( Guy 1: Don't you ? ) ( Guy 2: Yeah it seems delicious ) ( Guy 1: Mmm so .. w-wait what are you doing ? I didn't think you mean the one in my lunch :< where are you leaving #_# ) **Meow ...** ( Guy 1: Shut up i will never feed you this sausage it's not for you :< -_- </3 )
I had a friend named Mari. Sadly she did drugs. So one day I go up to her and say “Mari-juana do this????” She later asked me to leave forever..... I don’t gnome why but... it CRACKed me up abit!!!
what do u call a penguin in the desert lost!!!!!!! hahhahahaa banta everyone on this site has 0 life and should leave
Why can't depressed people leave the maze?
Because their lives are the walls and they are to scared to meet the exit.
What's a similarity Cliff Hanger and Nooses?
They both leave you Hanging
People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
Son: Hi Dad, I'm Son Dad: Hi Son, I'm Leaving You
Years later: Dad still did not come back
