What are the differences between a preschool and a pedophile's basement? Little kids leave preschool.
your walking into a bar and you see 2 younger kids around 18 you call the manager to have them removed but no one came down. later that night you see the 2 18 year olds 1 was a girl and the other was a boy so you call the manager down no one came again. you confront them and tell them to leave, but one turns around and hits you. you are nocked out on the floor. when you wake up there is a hard feeling in your a** you turn ur head around and there is an autistic girl with a strap on in ur a** going fool on hard.
So I went to my friend's funeral today. As we were all leaving, a kid put a "get well soon" card next to my friend's grave. 'Poor kid'.
Being bullied by an artist? Want them to leave you alone?
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So I heard Kenny's mom got moved to a nursing home.
He'll probably leave her alone now.
He doesn't eat vegetables.
You're so poor, people break into your house and leave things.
There's an orphan in my class... For some reason, he never leaves.
My girlfriend told me she was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer. I said, "No, wait! I can change."
Why did Stephen Hawking's wife leave him? She was sick of buying triple A batteries.
Why did the orphan not have a girlfriend?
Because he thought that she would leave him too.
A cowboy rides into a ranch on Sunday, stays three days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible?
I searched up hornets and then said that it will leave a sting.
I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears, people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that.
My friend had this annoying little kid that always used to yell and scream when he didn't get what he wanted. I told me friend there's a new attraction a few states away he could take him too. Confused my friend asked me what it was. I told him "The Sandyhook Experience: Where you come in and leave with a 'hole' lot of fun."
Women should be allowed to leave the kitchen... to clean the rest of the house.
Guy 1: Why is my cat so angry?
Guy 2: Because she wants to eat your big sausage.
Guy 1: Don't you?
Guy 2: Yeah, it seems delicious.
Guy 1: Mmm, so... w-wait what are you doing? I didn't think you meant the one in my lunch :< Where are you leaving #_#
**Meow...**
Guy 1: Shut up, I will never feed you this sausage. It's not for you :< -_- </3
I had a friend named Mari. Sadly, she did drugs.
So one day I go up to her and say, “Mari-juana do this???” She later asked me to leave forever... I don’t gnome why, but... it CRACKed me up a bit!!!
what do u call a penguin in the desert lost!!!!!!! hahhahahaa banta everyone on this site has 0 life and should leave
Why can't depressed people leave the maze?
Because their lives are the walls and they are too scared to meet the exit.
What's a similarity between a cliff hanger and nooses?
They both leave you hanging.
