Leave jokes
That chromosome gon' leave just like your hairline. 😗😮😮
Today I went to get a sub, and they asked me if I wanted all vegetables. I said no, leave some for the rest of the customers.
This is not a joke, Tom. I'm asking you to leave me alone, stop being sexual, I don't like you.
Why did the grandpa leave the house to go to the grocery store?
To get the ice cream for the grandma.
The UK is a joke. I want to leave ASAP.
You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room.
Q. What happens when a pedophile spills his coffee? A. It leaves an EP-stain.
What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT.
Americans leave without saying goodbye.
Russians say goodbye without leaving.
What's the difference between fathers and hurricanes?
Nothing. They both destroy families and then leave for a couple of years.
Why did the orphan have to stay at school?
Because they need to leave with a parent.
I searched up hornets and then said that it will leave a sting.
What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar?
"Man, I blew 50 bucks in there."
Confucius say: "Gay man who take far, far away trip, hates to leave friends behind."
Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.
Leaving for Disneyland! See you guys on Tuesday!
Me and my emo group were walking down to the tree and somebody yelled, "Don't leave me!"
Your hairline goes so far back your dad didn't leave.
My wife is so fat! When she goes swimming, she leaves a ring around the lake.
Imagine you ask a girl out in braille.
And she leaves you on felt.