Leave Jokes - Page 16 - Worst Jokes Ever

Me: Where's your mom?

Kid: [cries]

Me: [leaving from the adoption center]

Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.

What's the best way to tell your friend you hate them? Option 1: Kill them. Option 2: Walk away. Option 3: Kill each other.

Me: Why can't I just kms and leave them the pain?

Peter: Curses!

Jacob: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

Peter: *Crying*

Jacob: Why are you crying?

Jacob: Whatever. *Leaves orphanage*

Imagine you ask a girl out in braille.

And she leaves you on felt.

If you can relate follow me pls

The image shows a text about promises and expectations, with rain drops as a background. The text reads, "Don't Make Me A Promise. Don't make me a promise you can't keep. Don't tell me things that you don't mean. Don't whisper sweet nothings that I can't hear. Don't tell me you'll meet me then not be there. Don't give me tomorrow and leave me in yesterday. Don't give me things then ask me to pay. Don't say you remember then forget. Don't make me believe you then have regret. Don't say its the truth when its a lie. Don't say hello to tell me goodbye. Don't say this is real when its make believe. Don't say how you feel then act differently. Don't make me laugh then make me weep. Don't make me a promise that you can't keep." At the bottom, it reads, "AngelinaBlue2010".

STORY OF 2 PEOPLE NOT ME:

Girlfriend: What would you do if I won the lottery?

Boyfriend: I would take half and leave you.

Girlfriend: Ok cool. I won 12 dollars here's 6 and don't come back.

"Hey, look at me, I'm stupid named Jordan C who won't shut up and leave Addison alone."

"Watersharky, don't leave the site."

Okay, the time has come... I am finally leaving this website, so yeah.

I'm going to enjoy my life, so yeah.

I'm going to leave now, so bye.

Akeld, just want you to know: Leave me and Gwen alone.

Real me.

Q: How would a chicken leave?

A: Through the exit.

Leaving for Disneyland! See you guys on Tuesday!

What did Pavol Demitra think before the Yaroslavl plane hit the ground?

"Oh shit, did I leave the stove on at home?"

Why did the orphan have to stay at school?

Because they need to leave with a parent.

Confucius say: "Gay man who take far, far away trip, hates to leave friends behind."

I searched up hornets and then said that it will leave a sting.

There's an orphan in my class... For some reason, he never leaves.

What's the difference between fathers and hurricanes?

Nothing. They both destroy families and then leave for a couple of years.

What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar?

"Man, I blew 50 bucks in there."

Americans leave without saying goodbye.

Russians say goodbye without leaving.

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