Leave jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Golly.
Golly who?
Godly leave me alone!
The UK is a joke. I want to leave ASAP.
You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room.
Why did the grandpa leave the house to go to the grocery store?
To get the ice cream for the grandma.
Why did my dad leave me and my mum?
I told him it wasn't big enough and then ran off saying, "Daddy, yeeeees!"
Alright, I'm gonna make like a tree and leaf.
*****You have to leave right after you tell this joke.****
What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT.
Americans leave without saying goodbye.
Russians say goodbye without leaving.
Confucius say: "Gay man who take far, far away trip, hates to leave friends behind."
I wasn't gonna tell another Epstein joke but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar?
"Man, I blew 50 bucks in there."
Your hairline goes so far back your dad didn't leave.
Me and my emo group were walking down to the tree and somebody yelled, "Don't leave me!"
What is red, orange, and yellow but doesn’t feel anything when it falls? Autumn leaves. 🍁
Imagine you ask a girl out in braille.
And she leaves you on felt.
STORY OF 2 PEOPLE NOT ME:
Girlfriend: What would you do if I won the lottery?
Boyfriend: I would take half and leave you.
Girlfriend: Ok cool. I won 12 dollars here's 6 and don't come back.
Why did the orphan have to stay at school?
Because they need to leave with a parent.
Me: Where's your mom?
Kid: [cries]
Me: [leaving from the adoption center]
Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.
What's the best way to tell your friend you hate them? Option 1: Kill them. Option 2: Walk away. Option 3: Kill each other.
Me: Why can't I just kms and leave them the pain?