Leave jokes

Today I went to get a sub, and they asked me if I wanted all vegetables. I said no, leave some for the rest of the customers.

That chromosome gon' leave just like your hairline. 😗😮😮

Why did my dad leave me and my mum?

I told him it wasn't big enough and then ran off saying, "Daddy, yeeeees!"

Ugly face dude: Hi kiddo!

Kid: Hi kid. Leaves.

Kid turns back and says: Wait a minute, who are you?

Warning! Cringe Alert!

What happens when you leave your phone at jail?

It becomes a cell phone.

What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT.

What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar?

"Man, I blew 50 bucks in there."

Confucius say: "Gay man who take far, far away trip, hates to leave friends behind."

What's the difference between a child and a cancer diagnosis? At least the cancer grows up and leaves eventually.

I wasn't gonna tell another Epstein joke but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.

Americans leave without saying goodbye.

Russians say goodbye without leaving.

What is red, orange, and yellow but doesn’t feel anything when it falls? Autumn leaves. 🍁

Why do orphans like cows?

Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.

Me and my emo group were walking down to the tree and somebody yelled, "Don't leave me!"

My wife is so fat! When she goes swimming, she leaves a ring around the lake.

Why did the orphan have to stay at school?

Because they need to leave with a parent.

What's the difference between fathers and hurricanes?

Nothing. They both destroy families and then leave for a couple of years.

Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.

Me: Where's your mom?

Kid: [cries]

Me: [leaving from the adoption center]

Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.