Leave jokes
Why did my dad leave me and my mum?
I told him it wasn't big enough and then ran off saying, "Daddy, yeeeees!"
Alright, I'm gonna make like a tree and leaf.
*****You have to leave right after you tell this joke.****
Random guy: Come on, Bin Laden, time is ticking. Get it, ticking. OK, I'll leave.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Golly.
Golly who?
Godly leave me alone!
What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT.
Memes
What's the difference between a child and a cancer diagnosis? At least the cancer grows up and leaves eventually.
Americans leave without saying goodbye.
Russians say goodbye without leaving.
I wasn't gonna tell another Epstein joke but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
Why do orphans like cows?
Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.
Confucius say: "Gay man who take far, far away trip, hates to leave friends behind."
What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar?
"Man, I blew 50 bucks in there."
There's an orphan in my class... For some reason, he never leaves.
I searched up hornets and then said that it will leave a sting.
Imagine you ask a girl out in braille.
And she leaves you on felt.
STORY OF 2 PEOPLE NOT ME:
Girlfriend: What would you do if I won the lottery?
Boyfriend: I would take half and leave you.
Girlfriend: Ok cool. I won 12 dollars here's 6 and don't come back.
Peter: Curses!
Jacob: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Peter: *Crying*
Jacob: Why are you crying?
Jacob: Whatever. *Leaves orphanage*
Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.
Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.
What's the best way to tell your friend you hate them? Option 1: Kill them. Option 2: Walk away. Option 3: Kill each other.
Me: Why can't I just kms and leave them the pain?
Me: Where's your mom?
Kid: [cries]
Me: [leaving from the adoption center]