Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.
What's the best way to tell your friend you hate them? Option 1: Kill them. Option 2: Walk away. Option 3: Kill each other.
Me: Why can't I just kms and leave them the pain?
Peter: Curses!
Jacob: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Peter: *Crying*
Jacob: Why are you crying?
Jacob: Whatever. *Leaves orphanage*
Imagine you ask a girl out in braille.
And she leaves you on felt.
STORY OF 2 PEOPLE NOT ME:
Girlfriend: What would you do if I won the lottery?
Boyfriend: I would take half and leave you.
Girlfriend: Ok cool. I won 12 dollars here's 6 and don't come back.
"Hey, look at me, I'm stupid named Jordan C who won't shut up and leave Addison alone."
"Watersharky, don't leave the site."
Okay, the time has come... I am finally leaving this website, so yeah.
I'm going to enjoy my life, so yeah.
I'm going to leave now, so bye.
Akeld, just want you to know: Leave me and Gwen alone.
Real me.
Q: How would a chicken leave?
A: Through the exit.
Leaving for Disneyland! See you guys on Tuesday!
What did Pavol Demitra think before the Yaroslavl plane hit the ground?
"Oh shit, did I leave the stove on at home?"
Why did the orphan have to stay at school?
Because they need to leave with a parent.
Confucius say: "Gay man who take far, far away trip, hates to leave friends behind."
I searched up hornets and then said that it will leave a sting.
There's an orphan in my class... For some reason, he never leaves.
What's the difference between fathers and hurricanes?
Nothing. They both destroy families and then leave for a couple of years.
What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar?
"Man, I blew 50 bucks in there."
My friend was getting bullied so I went over and asked him to stop. It went a little bit like this:
Me: Dude, leave her alone. Him: Beat it, b*tch. *lots of arguing and swearing* Me: Ya know! The smartest thing that ever came outta your mouth was probably a penis. Him: *walks away*
LEGO Ninjago - I like it, okay?
Which of the ninja would be best for an undercover mission as the person in disguise?
Kai. He just has to leave his hair down and no one would know it was him. He uses hair gel, as Cole has said a couple times I think, because his hair looks like fire 🔥!
