Leave jokes

Why do orphans like cows?

Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.

Me and my emo group were walking down to the tree and somebody yelled, "Don't leave me!"

My wife is so fat! When she goes swimming, she leaves a ring around the lake.

What is red, orange, and yellow but doesn’t feel anything when it falls? Autumn leaves. 🍁

Your hairline goes so far back your dad didn't leave.

Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.

Me: Where's your mom?

Kid: [cries]

Me: [leaving from the adoption center]

Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.

What's the best way to tell your friend you hate them? Option 1: Kill them. Option 2: Walk away. Option 3: Kill each other.

Me: Why can't I just kms and leave them the pain?

Peter: Curses!

Jacob: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

Peter: *Crying*

Jacob: Why are you crying?

Jacob: Whatever. *Leaves orphanage*

Imagine you ask a girl out in braille.

And she leaves you on felt.

STORY OF 2 PEOPLE NOT ME:

Girlfriend: What would you do if I won the lottery?

Boyfriend: I would take half and leave you.

Girlfriend: Ok cool. I won 12 dollars here's 6 and don't come back.

"Hey, look at me, I'm stupid named Jordan C who won't shut up and leave Addison alone."

"Watersharky, don't leave the site."

Okay, the time has come... I am finally leaving this website, so yeah.

I'm going to enjoy my life, so yeah.

I'm going to leave now, so bye.

Akeld, just want you to know: Leave me and Gwen alone.

Real me.

Q: How would a chicken leave?

A: Through the exit.

Leaving for Disneyland! See you guys on Tuesday!

What did Pavol Demitra think before the Yaroslavl plane hit the ground?

"Oh shit, did I leave the stove on at home?"

Why did the orphan have to stay at school?

Because they need to leave with a parent.