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My history teacher asked my class what time they would go back to just to see what happened.

I said I'd go back to Hitler's childhood to tell him the lies that he becomes the ruler of the world by starting the Nazis, and leave his death out of the discussion.

I wanted to take a bath, but decided to leave it where it is.

Is it just me, or do these gays need to leave me alone?

I hate when people leave their cars running, especially in the summer.

I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"

Palestinians leave without saying goodbye.

Israel says goodbye when the Americans say so.

What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT.

My wife is so fat! When she goes swimming, she leaves a ring around the lake.

Why do orphans like cows?

Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.

I searched up hornets and then said that it will leave a sting.

There's an orphan in my class... For some reason, he never leaves.

Me: Where's your mom?

Kid: [cries]

Me: [leaving from the adoption center]

Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.

Peter: Curses!

Jacob: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

Peter: *Crying*

Jacob: Why are you crying?

Jacob: Whatever. *Leaves orphanage*

What's the best way to tell your friend you hate them? Option 1: Kill them. Option 2: Walk away. Option 3: Kill each other.

Me: Why can't I just kms and leave them the pain?

Your hairline goes so far back your dad didn't leave.

What is red, orange, and yellow but doesn’t feel anything when it falls? Autumn leaves. 🍁

STORY OF 2 PEOPLE NOT ME:

Girlfriend: What would you do if I won the lottery?

Boyfriend: I would take half and leave you.

Girlfriend: Ok cool. I won 12 dollars here's 6 and don't come back.

Me and my emo group were walking down to the tree and somebody yelled, "Don't leave me!"

Imagine you ask a girl out in braille.

And she leaves you on felt.

Q: How would a chicken leave?

A: Through the exit.