Leave jokes

Why did my dad leave me and my mum?

I told him it wasn't big enough and then ran off saying, "Daddy, yeeeees!"

That chromosome gon' leave just like your hairline. 😗😮😮

This is not a joke, Tom. I'm asking you to leave me alone, stop being sexual, I don't like you.

Alright, I'm gonna make like a tree and leaf.

*****You have to leave right after you tell this joke.****

Random guy: Come on, Bin Laden, time is ticking. Get it, ticking. OK, I'll leave.

What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT.

I wasn't gonna tell another Epstein joke but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.

What's the difference between a child and a cancer diagnosis? At least the cancer grows up and leaves eventually.

Americans leave without saying goodbye.

Russians say goodbye without leaving.

Confucius say: "Gay man who take far, far away trip, hates to leave friends behind."

Imagine you ask a girl out in braille.

And she leaves you on felt.

What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar?

"Man, I blew 50 bucks in there."

Me and my emo group were walking down to the tree and somebody yelled, "Don't leave me!"

What is red, orange, and yellow but doesn’t feel anything when it falls? Autumn leaves. 🍁

Your hairline goes so far back your dad didn't leave.

Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.

Leaving for Disneyland! See you guys on Tuesday!

Me: Where's your mom?

Kid: [cries]

Me: [leaving from the adoption center]

Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.

What's the best way to tell your friend you hate them? Option 1: Kill them. Option 2: Walk away. Option 3: Kill each other.

Me: Why can't I just kms and leave them the pain?