Warning! Cringe Alert!
What happens when you leave your phone at jail?
It becomes a cell phone.
That chromosome gon' leave just like your hairline. 😗😮😮
Why did my dad leave me and my mum?
I told him it wasn't big enough and then ran off saying, "Daddy, yeeeees!"
Alright, I'm gonna make like a tree and leaf.
*****You have to leave right after you tell this joke.****
Why didn’t the grape 🍇 leave her family?
Because she loved raisin' kids!
Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.
Is it just me, or do these gays need to leave me alone?
I hate when people leave their cars running, especially in the summer.
I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"
Random guy: Come on, Bin Laden, time is ticking. Get it, ticking. OK, I'll leave.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Golly.
Golly who?
Godly leave me alone!
I wanted to take a bath, but decided to leave it where it is.
My history teacher asked my class what time they would go back to just to see what happened.
I said I'd go back to Hitler's childhood to tell him the lies that he becomes the ruler of the world by starting the Nazis, and leave his death out of the discussion.
What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT.
Why do orphans like cows?
Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.
Me and my emo group were walking down to the tree and somebody yelled, "Don't leave me!"
My wife is so fat! When she goes swimming, she leaves a ring around the lake.
What is red, orange, and yellow but doesn’t feel anything when it falls? Autumn leaves. 🍁
Your hairline goes so far back your dad didn't leave.
Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.
Me: Where's your mom?
Kid: [cries]
Me: [leaving from the adoption center]
