Today i went to get a sub and they asked me if i wanted all vegetables.. I said no, leave some for the rest of the customers.
Knock,Knock Who's there Golly Golly who God-ly leave me alone
That chromosome gon leave just like your hairline 😗😮😮
this is not a joke, Tom i'm asking you to leave me alone, stop being sexual i don't like you
Just burned 2,000 calories. That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap
Ugly face dude: hi kiddo
Kid: hi kid: leaves
Kid turns back and says: wait a minute who are u?
What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT. (I capitalized important parts of the joke)
There's an orphan in my class... For some reason, he never leaves.
Me: Where's your mom? Kid: cries Me: leaving from the adoption center
wartersharky don't leave the site.
What did Pavol Demitra think before the Yaroslavl Plane Hit the ground? Oh shit did I leave the stove on at home?
leaving for Disneyland! See you guys on Tuesday!
Q:how would a chicken leave A:through the exit
Why don't humans eat raw meat, because they use technology to cry about raw meet is good, go and leave bro, I'm going to ear sushi
Don't ever try to give a emo kid a high five they'll just leave ya hanging
Confusious Say : Gay man who take far far away trip, hates to leave friends behind.
i searched up hornets and then said that it will leave a sting
What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar?
Man, I blew 50 bucks in there