Why did my dad leave me and my mum?
I told him it wasn't big enough and then ran off saying, "Daddy, yeeeees!"
Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.
Is it just me, or do these gays need to leave me alone?
I hate when people leave their cars running, especially in the summer.
I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"
Just burned 2,000 calories. That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.
That chromosome gon' leave just like your hairline. 😗😮😮
This is not a joke, Tom. I'm asking you to leave me alone, stop being sexual, I don't like you.
Today I went to get a sub, and they asked me if I wanted all vegetables. I said no, leave some for the rest of the customers.
Why did the grandpa leave the house to go to the grocery store?
To get the ice cream for the grandma.
You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room.
What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT.
Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.
your hairline goes so far back your dad dint leave
Leaving for Disneyland! See you guys on Tuesday!
Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.
I searched up hornets and then said that it will leave a sting.
There's an orphan in my class... For some reason, he never leaves.
Why did the orphan have to stay at school?
Because they need to leave with a parent.
What's the difference between fathers and hurricanes?
Nothing. They both destroy families and then leave for a couple of years.
Okay, the time has come... I am finally leaving this website, so yeah.
I'm going to enjoy my life, so yeah.
I'm going to leave now, so bye.
