Leave jokes
Why did the grandpa leave the house to go to the grocery store?
To get the ice cream for the grandma.
The UK is a joke. I want to leave ASAP.
You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room.
Ugly face dude: Hi kiddo!
Kid: Hi kid. Leaves.
Kid turns back and says: Wait a minute, who are you?
This is not a joke, Tom. I'm asking you to leave me alone, stop being sexual, I don't like you.
Memes
I’m just gonna leave this here
Today I went to get a sub, and they asked me if I wanted all vegetables. I said no, leave some for the rest of the customers.
Warning! Cringe Alert!
What happens when you leave your phone at jail?
It becomes a cell phone.
That chromosome gon' leave just like your hairline. 😗😮😮
Why did my dad leave me and my mum?
I told him it wasn't big enough and then ran off saying, "Daddy, yeeeees!"
Alright, I'm gonna make like a tree and leaf.
*****You have to leave right after you tell this joke.****
Why didn’t the grape 🍇 leave her family?
Because she loved raisin' kids!
Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.
Is it just me, or do these gays need to leave me alone?
I hate when people leave their cars running, especially in the summer.
I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"
Random guy: Come on, Bin Laden, time is ticking. Get it, ticking. OK, I'll leave.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Golly.
Golly who?
Godly leave me alone!
I wanted to take a bath, but decided to leave it where it is.
My history teacher asked my class what time they would go back to just to see what happened.
I said I'd go back to Hitler's childhood to tell him the lies that he becomes the ruler of the world by starting the Nazis, and leave his death out of the discussion.
Palestinians leave without saying goodbye.
Israel says goodbye when the Americans say so.
What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT.