why did my dad leave me and my mum?
i told him it wasn't big enough and then ran off saying daddy yeeeees
aight imma make like a tree and leaf
*****u have to leave right after u tell this joke****
Knock,Knock Who's there Golly Golly who God-ly leave me alone
Random guy: come on bin laden, time is ticking. Get it, ticking. OK I'll leave.
What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT. (I capitalized important parts of the joke)
What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar?
Man, I blew 50 bucks in there
Confusious Say : Gay man who take far far away trip, hates to leave friends behind.
Why do orphans like cows, because they leave, they bring back the milk
My wife is so fat! When she goes swimming. She leaves a ring around the lake.
What is red orange and yellow but doesn’t feel anything when it falls,autumn leaves 🍁
your hairline goes so far back your dad dint leave
Image you ask a girl out in braille.
And she leaves you on felt
STORY OF 2 PEOPLE NOT ME:
Girlfriend: What would you do if I won the lottery? Boyfriend: I would take half and leave you Girlfriend: Ok cool I won 12 dollars heres 6 and don't come back
Peter: Curses Jacob: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth Peter: *Crying* Jacob: Why are you crying Jacob: Whatever * Leaves orphanage*
whats the best way to tell your friend you hate them? Option 1: Kill them Option 2: walk away Option 3: kill eachother. Me: why can't i just kms and leave them the pain?
Don't ever try to give a emo kid a high five they'll just leave ya hanging
Me: Where's your mom? Kid: cries Me: leaving from the adoption center
leaving for Disneyland! See you guys on Tuesday!
What did Pavol Demitra think before the Yaroslavl Plane Hit the ground? Oh shit did I leave the stove on at home?
Q:how would a chicken leave A:through the exit
