Attention everyone: I will be leaving this website. Thank you everybody who has been nice to me. Maybe I’ll come back in the future but for now: Goodbye.
How do you leave an idiot in suspense - ill tell you tomorrow
Wife: I will leave you if you call me fat again. Husband: Wait dear.. Don’t do it for the sake of our kid! Wife: Kid? Husband: Yeah, aren’t you pregnant?
STUPID FAKER IF UR TRYING TO GET ME TO LEAVE THE SITE IT WON'T WORK
There was a woman, with me, sitting. I had to leave until she pointed at something, it was, my butt. I was confused until, it was her turn. Of, Truth or Dare.
Man: I know how to please a woman. Woman: Then please leave me alone.
Man: I want to give myself to you. Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.
Man: Your hair color is fabulous. Woman: Thank you. It's on aisle three at the corner drug store.
Man: You look like a dream. Woman: Go back to sleep.
Man: I can tell that you want me. Woman: Yes, I want you to leave.
Man: Hey, baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. -OR- Stop.
Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
Man: What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? Woman: I hate you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.
I wanted to take a bath, but decided to leave it where it is.
I hate when people leave their cars running Especially in the summer. I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"
is it just me or do these gays need to leave me alone
ur mom is so fat buzz light year had to say to infinity to beyond to leave her house
Why didn’t the grape 🍇 leave her family?
Because she loved raisin kids
Just burned 2,000 calories. That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap
Warning! Cringe Alert! What happens when you leave your phone at jail? It becomes a cell-phone.
Ugly face dude: hi kiddo
Kid: hi kid: leaves
Kid turns back and says: wait a minute who are u?
Today i went to get a sub and they asked me if i wanted all vegetables.. I said no, leave some for the rest of the customers.
this is not a joke, Tom i'm asking you to leave me alone, stop being sexual i don't like you
That chromosome gon leave just like your hairline 😗😮😮
You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room.
The UK is a joke. I want to leave asap
WHY DID THE GRANDMPA LEAVE THE HOUSE TO GO TO THE GROCERY STORE???? TO GET THE ICE CREAM FOR THE GRANDMA
