Least jokes

What do you say to a bully?

I might not be perfect, but at least I'm not you!

What was Stephen Hawking's least favorite invention? The walkie-talkie.

What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?

"Full House."

How many dead strippers does it take to change a light?

At least 13 because my basement is still dark.

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Well, at least one gets picked.

Say what you will about Donald Trump, at least he's not Biden.

(Titanic ll) yeah boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :) (iceberg) ok at least there isn't 99 more titanics (99 more titanics pop up) yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh boy:) (iceberg) :(

Jeffrey Epstein was a horrible person, but at least he killed Jeffrey Epstein.

Why is an orphan's least favorite day field trip day?

Because they can't get a parent's signature.

I'm thinking about telling my daughter there's a ghost in the house. At least then I can wear a bed sheet at night and fuck her without her being suspicious.

Bestie Hannah heard that bestie Iz had a migraine! What did she do? She said, "My grains don’t hurt that much, at least not when the animals eat them!"

I’m a god, and I’m here to flex on you bitches. My flight to New York on September 11th was rocky, but I lived.

Imagine dying on a plane, fr. At least try and respawn:/

A 6-year-old girl decides to get baptized. She walks into the water of the river. Unfortunately, the pastor was drunk. The pastor put her in the water and dunked her under. The drunken man then forgot to bring her up from the water. The poor girl drowned and died...

Later on, when the pastor was better and thrown in jail, all he had to say to the mortified family was, “Well, at least she’s in heaven!”

Mozart doesn't care if Bach is better than him; at least he puts a lot of emotion [into his music and] he makes people happy.

All people on here, what's your least favorite hunting rifle? Mine's Sako-85.

Cousin: Hahaha, I am their biological parent.

Kid: So what? At least they love me more.

Every 911 joke isn't that good.

Well, at least not until they come crashing down.

Q: What kind of building weighs the least?

A: A lighthouse!

If you have a bad day, just think there are at least 15 people who care about you.

Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.