Least jokes
What's the difference between an American police man and a Christian?
At least a Christian kneels in church.
So last night I went on a taxi and I showed them your photo. All they said was I could ride him, it would be expensive though, since from his eyebrows to hairline is at least £100.
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?
"Full House."
What do you say to a bully?
I might not be perfect, but at least I'm not you!
What was Stephen Hawking's least favorite invention? The walkie-talkie.
Ill face rev if this post gets at least 6 comments
Say what you want about Jeffrey Epstein, but at least he knew how to take out the trash.
How many dead strippers does it take to change a light?
At least 13 because my basement is still dark.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
Say what you will about Donald Trump, at least he's not Biden.
(Titanic ll) yeah boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :) (iceberg) ok at least there isn't 99 more titanics (99 more titanics pop up) yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh boy:) (iceberg) :(
I'm thinking about telling my daughter there's a ghost in the house. At least then I can wear a bed sheet at night and fuck her without her being suspicious.
Why is an orphan's least favorite day field trip day?
Because they can't get a parent's signature.
Bestie Hannah heard that bestie Iz had a migraine! What did she do? She said, "My grains don’t hurt that much, at least not when the animals eat them!"
Jeffrey Epstein was a horrible person, but at least he killed Jeffrey Epstein.
I’m a god, and I’m here to flex on you bitches. My flight to New York on September 11th was rocky, but I lived.
Imagine dying on a plane, fr. At least try and respawn:/
A 6-year-old girl decides to get baptized. She walks into the water of the river. Unfortunately, the pastor was drunk. The pastor put her in the water and dunked her under. The drunken man then forgot to bring her up from the water. The poor girl drowned and died...
Later on, when the pastor was better and thrown in jail, all he had to say to the mortified family was, “Well, at least she’s in heaven!”
Mozart doesn't care if Bach is better than him; at least he puts a lot of emotion [into his music and] he makes people happy.
Kim Jong Il: Knock knock.
Political Prisoner: Who's there?
Kim Jong Il: Boo.
Political Prisoner: Boo who?
Kim Jong Il: Boo hoo? Don't cry just because I executed your wife and enslaved your children. You at least get to eat today, my friend.
Q: What’s Homer Simpson’s least favorite style of beer?
A: Flanders Red Ale.
All people on here, what's your least favorite hunting rifle? Mine's Sako-85.