Least jokes
What's an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite event? Their birthday!
What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
Home.
Who is Tracy Latimer's least favourite Beauty and the Beast character?
GASton.
A little girl was sitting with some other kids. She thought to herself, "I want to have kids when I'm older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!" 🤣😂
What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.
What's the one game emos hate?
Cut the rope.
Old man goes to the doctor.
The doctor says, "The test results are back, and I'm sad to say you have cancer and Alzheimer's."
The old man says, "Phew! At least it's not cancer!"
What nails do carpenters hate to hit?
Thumb nails.
Did you hear that Michael Jackson changed his name from Michael Smith? Well, at least he's honest.
When a "Baby on Board" sticker is a little faded and beat up, you know the kid is at least a year old, and the car is safe to ram.
At least he got D.L.A. (Disability Living Allowance), so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.
What's the difference between you and Hitler? At least he knows how to use an oven.
People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.
I saw a man sitting on the ledge of a bridge the other day, and asked him what was wrong. He responded with nobody loves me, so i told him that may be true but you dont wanna kill yourself you want to die of old age, or at least be murdered, suicide is for the weak. he responded with your right so I pushed him over the bridge, and he died of murder
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
At least the Twin Towers saw the parents they crashed on.
Jeffrey Epstein was a horrible person, but at least he killed Jeffrey Epstein.
Mozart doesn't care if Bach is better than him; at least he puts a lot of emotion [into his music and] he makes people happy.
What's Penaldo's least favorite food?
Indian Murukku, because it reminds him of Morocco! 🤣🤣🤣
Kids when they meet a kid out of home alone be like: “At least your mom came back!”