Least jokes
Say what you will about Donald Trump, at least he's not Biden.
(Titanic ll) yeah boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :) (iceberg) ok at least there isn't 99 more titanics (99 more titanics pop up) yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh boy:) (iceberg) :(
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
I'm thinking about telling my daughter there's a ghost in the house. At least then I can wear a bed sheet at night and fuck her without her being suspicious.
Bestie Hannah heard that bestie Iz had a migraine! What did she do? She said, "My grains don’t hurt that much, at least not when the animals eat them!"
Jeffrey Epstein was a horrible person, but at least he killed Jeffrey Epstein.
Why is an orphan's least favorite day field trip day?
Because they can't get a parent's signature.
What's the difference between an American police man and a Christian?
At least a Christian kneels in church.
I’m a god, and I’m here to flex on you bitches. My flight to New York on September 11th was rocky, but I lived.
Imagine dying on a plane, fr. At least try and respawn:/
A 6-year-old girl decides to get baptized. She walks into the water of the river. Unfortunately, the pastor was drunk. The pastor put her in the water and dunked her under. The drunken man then forgot to bring her up from the water. The poor girl drowned and died...
Later on, when the pastor was better and thrown in jail, all he had to say to the mortified family was, “Well, at least she’s in heaven!”
Mozart doesn't care if Bach is better than him; at least he puts a lot of emotion [into his music and] he makes people happy.
Cousin: Hahaha, I am their biological parent.
Kid: So what? At least they love me more.
All people on here, what's your least favorite hunting rifle? Mine's Sako-85.
Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.
Every 911 joke isn't that good.
Well, at least not until they come crashing down.
If you have a bad day, just think there are at least 15 people who care about you.
There's at least 856 pages of these newest puns. I couldn't finish, because it took me an hour just to get that far. Just saying, that's a lot of jokes!
Q: What’s Homer Simpson’s least favorite style of beer?
A: Flanders Red Ale.
Q: What kind of building weighs the least?
A: A lighthouse!
This ole boy that's locked up called his ole lady and got into it with her, and she said, "Well, fuck you, I don't need you no more anyway. I got 2 or 3 guys out here wanting me and trying to fuck me."
He said, "Well, honey, that's the least of my worries. I got 10 or 12 guys in here tryin' to fuck me."