Least jokes

What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?

At least Daniel has a mom.

Why did the orphan play Monopoly? To at least get some money. #fake

What is an orphan's least liked meal? Family dinner.

My little league football debut was a lot like the first time I had sex. I was beaten, bruised, and bloody, but at least my Dad came.

Doctor: I have bad news.

Man: What?

Doctor: There are two things wrong with you. First, you have cancer.

Man: Oh, no...

Doctor: Second, you have Alzheimer's.

Man: Well, at least I don't have cancer!

What is an orphan's least favorite game?

44 Homes.

Stephen Hawking's least favorite song is "I'm Still Standing."

Why do orphans play GTA?

Because at least they can be wanted!

What's a depressed kid's least favorite game?

Cut the rope.

White people can't say the N-word, but at least they can say, "Thanks for the warning, officer," and "Hi, Dad."

Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.

Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!

I was talking to a Muslim yesterday, and he asked me what it's like to be blind.

I happened to tell him about 20 jokes; in fact, I was working on my twentieth. So I answered with, "At least I don't have to screw in light bulbs. It's not like I need the damn things anyway."

What's the difference between a child and a cancer diagnosis? At least the cancer grows up and leaves eventually.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked at least.

Q. What's a 9/11 survivor's least favorite bagel? A. Plain.

What is the difference between a pencil and a woman?

At least one has a point.

There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???

What is Godzilla’s least favorite ball?

A King Kong ball.

What's the difference between when I opened the window in a car wash and when Kawhi Leonard did it? At least my dad didn't get shot in the eye.

At least he always has a shoulder to cry on.