Yeah man, you watch pornhub, and you have premium too, but at least I don't need Premium to see ur mom in bed.
what was stephen hawkings least favorite invention? the walky talky
So last night I went on a taxi and I showed them your photo all they said was I could ride him it would be expensive tho since from his eyebrows to hairline is at least £100
What do you say to a bully?
I might not be perfect, but at least i'm not you!
What is an orphans least favorite tv show Full house
How many dead strippers does it take to change a light.
At least 13 because my basement is still dsrk
Say what you will about Donald Trump, at least he's not Biden.
(Titanic ll) yeah boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :) (iceberg) ok at least there is'nt 99 more titanics (99 more titanics pop up) yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh boy:) (iceberg) :(.
What is the difference between an orphan and a apple?
Well at least one gets picked
Bestie hannah heard that bestie Iz had a migraine! What did she do? She said, My grains don’t hurt that much, at least not when the animals eat them!!
whys a orphan's least favorite day field trip day because they can't get a parents signature
I’m a god, and I’m here to flex on you bitches. My flight to New York on September 11th was rocky but I lived. Imagine dying on a plane, fr. At least try and respawn:/
A 6 year old girl decides to get baptized, she walks into the water of the river. Unfortunately the pastor was drunk. The pastor put her In the water and dunked her under. The drunken man then forgot to bring her up from the water. The poor girl was drowned and died... later on when the pastor was better and thrown in jail. All he had to say to the mortified family was “well, at least she’s in heaven!”
Mozart doesn't care if bach is the better than him at least he puts a lot of emotion he make's people happy
If you have a bad day just think there all at least 15 people who care about you
There's at least 856 pages of these newest puns, I couldn't finish cuz it took me an hour just to get that far. Just saying, that's ALOT of jokes!
All people on here, what's your least favorite hunting rifle, mines Sako-85
Q: What kind of building weighs the least? A: A Lighthouse!
Q: What’s Homer Simpson’s least favorite style of beer?
A: Flanders Red Ale.
Cousin : hahhaah i am their biogical parents kid : so what at least they love me more