What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?
Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.
What's the difference between me and a depressed kid? At least I'm out of the grave.
Q: What was Hitler's least favorite candy?
A: Jujubes.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because at least they can be wanted!
What is the difference between a feminist and a knife?
A knife at least has a point.
What is an orphan's least favorite game?
44 Homes.
There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???
Dad: Alive.
Brother: Orphan (fault=Mother).
Me: Dead on the inside but sadly alive.
Mother: Alive...
Wait a minute... I thought you were dead, Mom... Right, you're dead to me at least.
What did Kobe Bryant and Josef Vanicek have in common?
They both won a trophy at least once, Vanicek a 1x Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes, and they also both crashed and burned in a helicopter or airplane.
At least he always has a shoulder to cry on.
What’s the difference between a mistake and an orphan?
At least the mistake was loved.
What is Godzilla’s least favorite ball?
A King Kong ball.
What's the difference between when I opened the window in a car wash and when Kawhi Leonard did it? At least my dad didn't get shot in the eye.
What is the difference between a pencil and a woman?
At least one has a point.
What's the difference between me and an orphan?
At least my dad came back.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and his wheelchair?
At least his wheelchair can pull a woman.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because no one came back with any.
What did the kid say to the orphan?
"Well, at least I have parents!"
What is an orphan's least favorite song? We Are Family.
Symptoms of Schizophrenia.
The symptoms of this condition are fairly easy to recognize because they stand out so distinctly from a person’s usual behavior. In order for a diagnosis to be made, the person must suffer from two or more of the following for at least one month:
Delusions
Hallucinations
