Least jokes

Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.

Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!

I was talking to a Muslim yesterday, and he asked me what it's like to be blind.

I happened to tell him about 20 jokes; in fact, I was working on my twentieth. So I answered with, "At least I don't have to screw in light bulbs. It's not like I need the damn things anyway."

What is the difference between a feminist and a knife?

A knife at least has a point.

What’s the difference between a pig and Maddie McCann?

Least a pig had an apple in its mouth when it was spit roasted.

What are emo kids' least favorite lollies?

Life Savers.

White people can't say the N-word, but at least they can say, "Thanks for the warning, officer," and "Hi, Dad."

I'd call BlessedBrian a tool, but at least a tool serves a purpose.

What did the kid say to the orphan?

"Well, at least I have parents!"

What is Godzilla’s least favorite ball?

A King Kong ball.

There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and his wheelchair?

At least his wheelchair can pull a woman.

What's the difference between when I opened the window in a car wash and when Kawhi Leonard did it? At least my dad didn't get shot in the eye.

At least he always has a shoulder to cry on.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?

Milk, because no one came back with any.

What’s the difference between a mistake and an orphan?

At least the mistake was loved.

What's the difference between me and an orphan?

At least my dad came back.

Dad: Alive.

Brother: Orphan (fault=Mother).

Me: Dead on the inside but sadly alive.

Mother: Alive...

Wait a minute... I thought you were dead, Mom... Right, you're dead to me at least.

What is an orphan's least favorite song? We Are Family.

What did Kobe Bryant and Josef Vanicek have in common?

They both won a trophy at least once, Vanicek a 1x Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes, and they also both crashed and burned in a helicopter or airplane.

What is the difference between a pencil and a woman?

At least one has a point.