Least jokes

Why did the orphan play Monopoly? To at least get some money. #fake

My little league football debut was a lot like the first time I had sex. I was beaten, bruised, and bloody, but at least my Dad came.

Why do orphans play GTA?

Because at least they can be wanted!

What's a depressed kid's least favorite game?

Cut the rope.

White people can't say the N-word, but at least they can say, "Thanks for the warning, officer," and "Hi, Dad."

Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.

Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!

I was talking to a Muslim yesterday, and he asked me what it's like to be blind.

I happened to tell him about 20 jokes; in fact, I was working on my twentieth. So I answered with, "At least I don't have to screw in light bulbs. It's not like I need the damn things anyway."

What are emo kids' least favorite lollies?

Life Savers.

What is the difference between a feminist and a knife?

A knife at least has a point.

What’s the difference between a pig and Maddie McCann?

Least a pig had an apple in its mouth when it was spit roasted.

I'd call BlessedBrian a tool, but at least a tool serves a purpose.

What did the kid say to the orphan?

"Well, at least I have parents!"

What’s the difference between a mistake and an orphan?

At least the mistake was loved.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?

Milk, because no one came back with any.

What's the difference between me and an orphan?

At least my dad came back.

There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???

What is Godzilla’s least favorite ball?

A King Kong ball.

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and his wheelchair?

At least his wheelchair can pull a woman.

At least he always has a shoulder to cry on.

What's the difference between when I opened the window in a car wash and when Kawhi Leonard did it? At least my dad didn't get shot in the eye.