Least jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.
Doctor: I have bad news.
Man: What?
Doctor: There are two things wrong with you. First, you have cancer.
Man: Oh, no...
Doctor: Second, you have Alzheimer's.
Man: Well, at least I don't have cancer!
What is an orphan's least favorite game?
44 Homes.
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
Why did the orphan play Monopoly? To at least get some money. #fake
Memes
British people r so dumb dang
What is an orphan's least liked meal? Family dinner.
Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.
Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!
I was talking to a Muslim yesterday, and he asked me what it's like to be blind.
I happened to tell him about 20 jokes; in fact, I was working on my twentieth. So I answered with, "At least I don't have to screw in light bulbs. It's not like I need the damn things anyway."
What are emo kids' least favorite lollies?
Life Savers.
Q. What's a 9/11 survivor's least favorite bagel? A. Plain.
What's the difference between a child and a cancer diagnosis? At least the cancer grows up and leaves eventually.
What is a Mexican's least favorite type of water?
I.C.E. water.
What's an orphan's least favorite T.V. show?
Family Guy.
What did Kobe Bryant and Josef Vanicek have in common?
They both won a trophy at least once, Vanicek a 1x Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes, and they also both crashed and burned in a helicopter or airplane.
Dad: Alive.
Brother: Orphan (fault=Mother).
Me: Dead on the inside but sadly alive.
Mother: Alive...
Wait a minute... I thought you were dead, Mom... Right, you're dead to me at least.
What is an orphan's least favorite song? We Are Family.
What’s the difference between a mistake and an orphan?
At least the mistake was loved.
What's the difference between me and an orphan?
At least my dad came back.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because no one came back with any.
What did the kid say to the orphan?
"Well, at least I have parents!"