Least jokes
What is an orphan's least favorite game?
44 Homes.
Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.
Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
Stephen Hawking's least favorite song is "I'm Still Standing."
Doctor: I have bad news.
Man: What?
Doctor: There are two things wrong with you. First, you have cancer.
Man: Oh, no...
Doctor: Second, you have Alzheimer's.
Man: Well, at least I don't have cancer!
My little league football debut was a lot like the first time I had sex. I was beaten, bruised, and bloody, but at least my Dad came.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because at least they can be wanted!
Why did the orphan play Monopoly? To at least get some money. #fake
What is an orphan's least liked meal? Family dinner.
What's a depressed kid's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
White people can't say the N-word, but at least they can say, "Thanks for the warning, officer," and "Hi, Dad."
I was talking to a Muslim yesterday, and he asked me what it's like to be blind.
I happened to tell him about 20 jokes; in fact, I was working on my twentieth. So I answered with, "At least I don't have to screw in light bulbs. It's not like I need the damn things anyway."
Q: What kind of building weighs the least?
A: A lighthouse!
What's an orphan's least favorite T.V. show?
Family Guy.
What is the difference between a pencil and a woman?
At least one has a point.
Grandma: "Y’know, I used to be in this wheelchair cause of back pain. But ever since I met Spence, the pain went to my legs. At least my back is fixed!"
Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?
Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance.
Why do people use terms like "sucky" to mean that they don't like something?
If something "sucks," shouldn't that signify that it is at least good for one thing and will bring pleasure?
Q. What's a 9/11 survivor's least favorite bagel? A. Plain.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked at least.