Least jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.
What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?
Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.
What's the difference between me and a depressed kid? At least I'm out of the grave.
Q: What was Hitler's least favorite candy?
A: Jujubes.
I was talking to a Muslim yesterday, and he asked me what it's like to be blind.
I happened to tell him about 20 jokes; in fact, I was working on my twentieth. So I answered with, "At least I don't have to screw in light bulbs. It's not like I need the damn things anyway."
What is an orphan's least favorite game?
44 Homes.
Doctor: I have bad news.
Man: What?
Doctor: There are two things wrong with you. First, you have cancer.
Man: Oh, no...
Doctor: Second, you have Alzheimer's.
Man: Well, at least I don't have cancer!
Stephen Hawking's least favorite song is "I'm Still Standing."
Why did the orphan play Monopoly? To at least get some money. #fake
What is an orphan's least liked meal? Family dinner.
My little league football debut was a lot like the first time I had sex. I was beaten, bruised, and bloody, but at least my Dad came.
What's a depressed kid's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
White people can't say the N-word, but at least they can say, "Thanks for the warning, officer," and "Hi, Dad."
Grandma: "Y’know, I used to be in this wheelchair cause of back pain. But ever since I met Spence, the pain went to my legs. At least my back is fixed!"
Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?
Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked at least.
What is a Mexican's least favorite type of water?
I.C.E. water.
What's an orphan's least favorite T.V. show?
Family Guy.
What is the difference between a pencil and a woman?
At least one has a point.
What did the kid say to the orphan?
"Well, at least I have parents!"