Least jokes

What's the difference between when I opened the window in a car wash and when Kawhi Leonard did it? At least my dad didn't get shot in the eye.

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and his wheelchair?

At least his wheelchair can pull a woman.

At least he always has a shoulder to cry on.

What is the difference between a pencil and a woman?

At least one has a point.

Symptoms of Schizophrenia.

The symptoms of this condition are fairly easy to recognize because they stand out so distinctly from a person’s usual behavior. In order for a diagnosis to be made, the person must suffer from two or more of the following for at least one month:

Delusions

Hallucinations

What's an orphan's least favorite store to go to?

Home Depot.

Friend, you so faaaat.

Me: Boy, at least I'm not built like a Nintendo Switch.

Grandma, I can’t believe I have Alzheimer’s.

One second later, Well at least I don’t have Alzheimer’s.

Orphan: I fucked your mom.

Kid: At least mine survived from it.

A young 38 year old happy Muslim migrant living in Sydney wants to wed a beautiful young bride. He asks the local Aussie the minimum age to wed his yet unchosen bride. "Eighteen," the Aussie says, sipping a beer. "She has to be Eighteen."

Okay, the Muslim man sighed, with disappointment and walks off. Next day he arrives with a 13 year old girl.

"Wtf are you doing?" Aussie says?

"You say this is okay," Muslim replied. "Fuck no, she must be at least Eighteen you sick bastard," says Aussie, flicking away his Winnie Blue cigarette. Muslim man leaves angrily.

Next day Happy Muslim settles on a 14 year old girl from Punchbowl to be his bride. Aussies jaw drops, "What is wrong with you mate?" asks Aussie.

Muslim man replies "You tell me to choose 'a teen', 'a teen', I chose a teen and now you come for my third and now fourth choice. Fuck you!"

Aussie: "Eighteen not 'a teen' you sick mongrel."

So last night I went on a taxi and I showed them your photo. All they said was I could ride him, it would be expensive though, since from his eyebrows to hairline is at least £100.

What was Stephen Hawking's least favorite invention? The walkie-talkie.

What do you say to a bully?

I might not be perfect, but at least I'm not you!

What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?

"Full House."

How many dead strippers does it take to change a light?

At least 13 because my basement is still dark.

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Well, at least one gets picked.

(Titanic ll) yeah boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :) (iceberg) ok at least there isn't 99 more titanics (99 more titanics pop up) yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh boy:) (iceberg) :(

Say what you will about Donald Trump, at least he's not Biden.

Why is an orphan's least favorite day field trip day?

Because they can't get a parent's signature.

Bestie Hannah heard that bestie Iz had a migraine! What did she do? She said, "My grains don’t hurt that much, at least not when the animals eat them!"