Laziness Jokes

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.

A kid is arrested for a school shooting threat he is then apprehended and asked why he wanted to do this. He responds with "what do you mean I already did it" then the police ran back to the school to aprehend the other people he was planing it with the cops busted in through the doors which caused a smoke trap to go off which then the cops saw three people walk in and the police begin to fire. But as the smoke began to clear the cops saw that the three people were 16 kids duck taped to rolling poles 4 per pole. Back to the station holding the kid being apprehended. the kid puts his feet up on a chair and said "Aww it pays to be lazy!"

Your so ugly and fat and your so lazy ass up and walking

You will never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace

what do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day? a lazy bones!

Lesson in laziness number 136894236842, don't be too lazy to read large numbers.

What do you call a lazy potato chip? LAYS!

Papyrus:You are so lazy sans! Sans:Call me what you want.I got THICK SKIN! Pap:Another bad joke and I'm finished with him!! Frisk:HAHAHA Pap:we are monsters.The awfulest kind! Sans:to mess with us takes a lot of SPINE!!!

Yo mama so lazy that she didn’t give birth to you until you were 15.

I found alien in my backyard I put him to work. He went to farm never seen him again moments later he is on daily planet acting as reporter a green rock smashed my house. I called him back he passed out.

I remarked you lazy

joe mama roast

Tell me 10 best yo-mama jokes
1. Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow
raincoat, people shout "taxi!"
2. Yo mama is so old, when she was in school,
history was called current events.
3. Yo mama is so ugly, when she walks into a
bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras.
4. Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to
pay attention.
5. Yo mama is so short, she poses for trophies.
6. Yo mama is so hairy, Bigfoot takes pictures of
her.
7. Yo mama is so stupid, she brought a spoon to
the Super Bowl.
8. Yo mama is so lazy, she thinks a two-income
family is where your spouse works two jobs.
9. Yo mama is so clumsy, she could trip over a
cordless phone.
10. Yo mama is so slow, when she ran the 100-
meter dash, she finished in the next Olympics.

build a gordon
ramsay insult
@radravioli
this
2nd digit of bday
0-lamb sauce
1- chicken
2- gravy
3-soup
4-lamb chop
5-spinach
6- spaghetti
7- quail
8- risotto
9- egg
is
bday month
1- like dog food scraps
2- RAW RAW RAW RAW
3- half dead
4- like a rubber implant
5- like gandhi's flip flop
6- pinker than the panther
7- practically cremated
8- offensive
9- like a door stop
10- like web cardboard
11- in need of jesus
12- like toxic scum
you
last number of like ;)
0-absolute donkey
1- dirty pig
2- toilet brush
3-walnut
4- disgrace
5- idiot sandwich
6-yankee doodle donkey
7- lazy cow
8- muppet
9- donut

SANS you lazy-bones get up and do something. Sans: I am doing something. Papyrus: oh yeah, what. Sans: thinking up a skele-ton of jokes. Papyrus: SANSSSsSsSsSssSsSSsSsSsSSsSSsSsSsS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will end you. Sans: what does someone not have a funny-bone oh wait do you have a bone to pick with me I have 206

Communists Before: Communists Now:
• Broke
• Lazy
• Antisemitic
• Entitled
•Narcissist
•Sociopath
• Broke
• Lazy
• Antisemitic
• Entitled
•Narcissist
•Sociopath
• Gay

Yo momma's decided to go to KFC, until she realized she had to share with her family, so she bought ten buckets and cashier said ''here is the reciept'' now yo momma got afraid of how much money she had to spend, despiting on how she spended more than drakes net worth that he can even lend, she went back home seeing her family looking at her and the KFC, thinking that could be her rent, but the whole family dug into the food, by the second they see the plates empty, and seeing the lazy mom steady, she ate so much she wasn't ready until she fell, which caused an earthquake, which made her go to jail, which caused her to be scary.

LAZY PERSON FACT
7849367: YOU WERE
TOO LAZY TO READ
THAT NUMBER
-You got me there

I ALWAYS SAY THIS

Minu
SAYING "NEVERMIND"
BECAUSE
YOU ARE
TOO LAZY
TO
RE-EXPLAIN
THE
WHOLE STORY.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

Because he was sans and to lazy to get his butt off the couch.

Ooh!I know a joke!<--(papyrus) What is it?<---(Sans) Knock Knoock!<---(Papyrus) Uh..who's there?..<---(Sans) Sans<---(Papyrus) Sans who?<---(Sans) SANS IS LAZY!!!!!NOW PICK UP YOUR SOCKS BEFORE I SHOVE MY SPAGHETTI INTO YOUR MOUTH!<---(Papyrus)