Laziness jokes

There was a very lazy person. He saw a banana peel in front of him while he was walking... and he said: “Oh God, protect me from falling!”

Yo mama is so lazy that the only letters she knows are "NO".

I'm too lazy to read gags. http://gestyy.com/eiDOWp

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

Because he was part of the Lazy Bones team!

I have a joke about lazy people!

Actually... forget it... it won't work.

Sans, you lazybones, get up and do something.

Sans: I am doing something.

Papyrus: Oh yeah, what?

Sans: Thinking up a skele-ton of jokes.

Papyrus: SANSSSsSsSsSssSsSSsSsSsSSsSSsSsSsS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will end you.

Sans: What, does someone not have a funny bone? Oh wait, do you have a bone to pick with me? I have 206.

You will never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace.

You're so ugly and fat, and you're so lazy you can't even get your ass up and walk.

I’m the type to join a cult unknowingly, but get too lazy to commit to it.

What do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day?

A lazy bones!

What do you call a fat, lazy person who smokes weed? A baked potato.

What do you call a lazy kangaroo?

A pouch potato.

I am so disappointed in this race.

Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.

Lesson in laziness number 136894236842: don't be too lazy to read large numbers.

What do you call a lazy potato chip? Lays!

Yo mama so lazy that she didn’t give birth to you until you were 15.

I found an alien in my backyard. I put him to work. He went to a farm, and I never saw him again. Moments later, he is on the Daily Planet acting as a reporter. A green rock smashed my house. I called him back, and he passed out.

I remarked, "You lazy!"

I'm not lazy, I'm just bone tired. I bet that one tickled your funny bone. It sure got me rattled. Don't try to stop me. I've got a skele-ton of these!

My friend asked me to describe myself in 3 words...

"Lazy."

Papyrus: You are so lazy, Sans!

Sans: Call me what you want. I got THICK SKIN!

Papyrus: Another bad joke and I'm finished with him!!

Frisk: HAHAHA

Papyrus: We are monsters. The awfulest kind!

Sans: To mess with us takes a lot of SPINE!!!