Law jokes
Why can't Michael Jackson play baseball?
He made a hit and run!
My doctor told me, "Time heals wounds."
So I stabbed him.
Now we wait...
Guys, you know any best rape roleplay? (I'm a guy, btw.)
What is Armin Meiwes' ideal date? Dinner.
Why did the FBI get a foster family for an orphan?
So he could be in a lovely family before death.
Why did the orphan go to jail? Because he could finally have a home.
There's nothing I like more than seeing a politician in a nice suit.
An orange jumpsuit that is :)
Little Johnny brought a baseball bat to school.
The teacher asked why he had one. He said, "I need it to beat up the principal!"
When the principal found out what Little Johnny had said, well, let’s just say Little Johnny didn’t need no baseball bat to kill him.
My friend said, "Let's have a sleepover."
Little did I know it was just at prison.
What does a gorilla attorney study?
The law of the jungle.
Your mother is so fast, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack.
I am a registered sex offender. I'm just playing, I'm not registered yet.
Hippity hoppity, you are no one's property.
Why did the rapist not get sentenced?
Because rule 69 said so 🤣🤣
Who robs and breaks into people's houses?
Why was six afraid of seven?
Seven was a registered six offender.
A fat man was checking his weight and sucking in his fat belly. A physicist saw it and said that's not how the law of conservation of mass works.
Plot twist: The fat man jumped on the physicist and proved him wrong. Now the physicist doesn't have mass.
If you get pinched by a man in a wheelchair, can you call it a "hit and can't run?"
Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got "fine" written all over you.
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom... Until they are flashing behind you!