What do Monica and Bill Clinton have in common? They both did not inhale. Lol.
So, there was this cop on the top bunk of a bunk bed.
Another cop walks in and sits on the bottom bunk and the cop on the top bunk bed said, "You're under a-rest."
My dad came over late at night. He was drunk. He started telling me how useless I was. Then I went to the kitchen, grabbed a knife, and stabbed him in the chest 47 times.
Three minutes later, he died. Now I’m losing my mind and cutting myself.
If you're mad, hire an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents? 🤣🤣
Billy moved in with 69 pedophiles when he was 8. Many "tears" came across his cheeks.
How do pedophiles follow the law?
They drive it slow in the school zone.
Michael Vick is coming to town, hide your dogs!
Orphans don't have parents!!1! ahahahaha ahahaha plz like and subscribe and hit that bell icon #logang #imagamerpersonwedontfuckwiththegenderbinary #wedontfuckingeneral #nofilter #rememberifyousubscribethenisubscribeback
What did the officer tell the lioness after she said she was a dog?
Oooooooooh girl, you lion!
I saw a sign the other day that said "Maximum penalty for smoking is £1,000."
But that's not right. Surely the maximum penalty for smoking is Death.
A man once sued smart water for not making him smart. Then a woman replied, “Okay cool, now I’m going to go sue Thin Mints for not making me thin.”
Plz look up rainbow kiss - Bill Cosby.
Why did the credit card go to jail?
'Cuz it was guilty as charged!
What kind of star would go to jail?
A shooting star!
Did you know cannibals ate KFC?
Kentucky Fried Children.
Man and woman are having a discussion. The woman looks into the man's eyes and says, "Honey, you know how I like it when you walk up and stick it in . . . "
". . . but I love it when Bob walks up and sticks it in!"
Divorce is scheduled for next month.
Why were Helen Keller's hands crippled?
From reading stop signs at fifty miles per hour.
What's red, takes my belt, and what I got from a weird children's house?
An orphan.
Why did the police go to a baseball game?
Because a player stole the base.
What's the difference between a club and a bar?
I can only get dead hookers from the club alleyways.
