I have to say that Halloween is my favorite day...
Every time they see me, kids and mothers run away...
I don’t have a costume so please don’t reprimand...
When I open up the door, I’ve got my penis in my hand.
Law Jokes
Why was the picture in jail? Because it got framed!
Why is it illegal to do reverse cowgirl in Alabama? You never turn your back to your family.
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson on a primary school oval. 😂
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because at least they can be wanted!
After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer.
The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why.
Why can't an orphan go to school?
They have no one to sign the parent signature.
What do you call anal rape?
Ass cream.
You know shit is going down when anything pumped up kicks related is brought into school.
Can people please shut up about "male privileges"? There is no right that men have that women don't.
Women have the right to genital integrity. Women can vote without having to sign up for the draft.
Women have the right to choose parenthood; men do not.
Women have the right to be assumed caregivers for children.
Women have the right to call unwanted, coerced sex rape.
Women have the right to lower jail sentences for the same crime.
Women have the right to not be assumed sexual predators.
Women have the right to government departments that solely serve their interests. They also have the luxury of "women only" events that men cannot even dream of. (They even took the boy scouts away from us.)
Women have the right to government-enforced gender quotas.
Women have the right to exclusive tax benefits for being a business owner.
Women have the right to domestic violence shelters.
Women have the right to not be assumed the primary aggressor in a domestic dispute.
Women have the right to rape a man or boy, and if she gets pregnant from that man/boy, they can sue him for child support.
So it is women who have more rights.
So shut up, feminists, please.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
He wanted to be wanted! 😢😂
How do you stop a rape victim from speaking out?
Marry her.
"Yes, officer! It was a requirement to run over that child. It matched perfectly with the beat drop!"
Why can't Michael Jackson play baseball?
He made a hit and run!
My doctor told me, "Time heals wounds."
So I stabbed him.
Now we wait...
Guys, you know any best rape roleplay? (I'm a guy, btw.)
What is Armin Meiwes' ideal date? Dinner.
Why did the FBI get a foster family for an orphan?
So he could be in a lovely family before death.
Why did the orphan go to jail? Because he could finally have a home.
There's nothing I like more than seeing a politician in a nice suit.
An orange jumpsuit that is :)
