Bill Cosplay
What do you do after you rape a deaf girl?
Cut off her fingers so she can't tell anyone.
Why was the Human Torch arrested?
He had firearms.
Two pedophiles meet each other. Then one asks if he wanted to trade "2 of 5" for "1 of 10?"
Did you hear about how that deaf man got a ticket?
It's ok, he didn't either!
Why don't Mexicans cross the border in groups of 3? Cause the sign says "No Trespassing."
A man named Icide ruined my life. I asked a friend if he would help me sue him. He said yes. But for some reason, he killed me.
All I wanted was for someone to help me sue Icide...
What do you call someone who used to kill people? An ex-executioner.
Why did the pedophile cross the road?
To get to the other preschool.
Why was the guitarist arrested?
He fingered a minor.
My music teacher was investigated, but she was the one that taught me my fingerings.
A blind guy shot up a town.
I guess he couldn’t see the road to heaven.
Curiosity killed the cat.
But for a while, I was a suspect.
OK, there are at least 3 pedophiles in your neighborhood.
But there are no pedophiles in my neighborhood; there are only three 10-year-old girls with juicy asses.
What's the best part of being a pedophile? You will never have a wife.
What's the best thing about being a pedophile? You can choose the fit profession where you find kids most.
Did you hear on the news that a midget psychic broke out of jail?
There is a small medium at large.
Where do pedophiles go hunting?
Elementary schools.
Greg is a pedo.
What is the reason for why women never look to the right?
Because they don't have any rights.