What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road?
A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.
Law Jokes
Why did the T-Rex 🦖 get a ticket?
He ran at a stomp light!
Why can’t orphans order from Costa?
They need a parent or guardian with them.
A broken pencil tried to break the laws of physics. It wasn't very sharp.
Why do heterosexual men and women that are married in France only perform anilingus on each other in their bedrooms?
Anal sex and oral sex is against the law in France.
Why did the pillow go to court?
Because it had a pillowcase!
It is now legal to bully an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Q: What’s a good thing about child molesters?
A: They drive slow through school zones.
Why can't antelopes get married?
Because they can't elope.
Kidnapping is just surprise adoption.
If a man kills a kid, it's called Murder.
If a woman kills a kid, it's called Reproductive Rights.
Why did the bee get into trouble?
Because he wasn't beehiving very well!
Police: Hey man, look at this! *throws cocaine at fan and it flew back into his face* Me: Are you okay? Police: Looks like I "crack"ed the case.
One day there was a guy who robbed a bank. A customer at the bank while it happened got the police. Who was that? The police said......
It’s a wood hulem.
A cop pulls over an old man.
The cop walks up to the old man and says, "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
The old man said, "No."
What to gift a child molester who already has everything? A bigger county with more believers.
A lady runs into a police station and yells, "Help, help! I've been graped!"
A police officer says, "Do you mean raped?"
The girl then replies, "No, there was a bunch of 'em!"
What is the difference between giving money to a church and giving money to the IRS?
If you stop giving money to a church, you won't go to prison.
Why did the United Nations stop the french government from using the guillotine in public?
because the french government was using the guillotine in public on newborn baby boys for circumcision.
If you give a prostitute money, you will go to jail, but if you give a prostitute a Klondike bar, you will not go to jail. I would rather go to the casino and get more money for my buck.
