Laughter jokes
I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal.
Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.
Enough with the Hitler jokes. They make me Fuhrer-ious!
My mom loved taking pics of me when I was a child. Thanks to that, people really believe my fake smiles! :3
You failed Helen Keller's speech class? It's okay, she's not a very good speaker.
Two girls have a sleepover.
Karen: Let's go to bed.
Lauren: Fine, but it's early.
*Karen wakes up and exits room*
*Lauren hears noise*
Mikey: You're so much better than my girlfriend, Karen.
Lauren: *laughs*
Lauren: *remembers her boyfriend is Karen's brother, Mikey*
Why doesn't a skeleton dance? Because he had no body to dance with. Lol, Sans.
In a proud, boastful voice, Gemma told the old Chinese woman who was babysitting her that onions were the only food that could make you cry. The woman nodded and said that was true enough.
They continued eating for a while. "This is really good!" the little girl exclaimed. "What's this meat?"
The old lady replied with: "Well, there was a brown dog in your yard that wouldn't stop yapping."
Rape jokes aren’t funny!!! And definitely not something to joke about, what’s wrong with ppl, like seriously what a world we live in. This is sick!
What did the lungs say to the cigar?
"You take my breath away..."
I accidentally bumped into a midget yesterday.
Me: "Are you ok sir?"
Midget: "Well, I'm not happy."
Me: "Well, which one are ya?"
Orphan, they're enough of a joke.
Math puns are the first SINE of madness! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him.
There was a crying pandemic going around.
Boobs are like friends: you have big ones, small ones, real ones, fake ones, but they all get taken out by cancer.
Why was the Chinese laundry joke not funny? It had no irony.
People keep telling me that I should stop making sh jokes... bro it's not that deep.
Hear the one about the deaf kid?
He didn't.
What’s the difference between a cow and Hitler jokes?
You can’t milk the cow after 12 years.
Have you heard the joke about the sheep, drum, and snake?
"Baa" "dumm" "tsss"
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you push them down the stairs.