Laughter jokes
Why was the Ethiopian baby crying?
It was having a mid-life crisis.
OMG, I had a really good hand joke, but I just couldn't put my finger on it.
1. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
2. What is fast, loud, and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
3. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed!
4. What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield!
5. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.
Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not."
"Not who?"
"Not your dad."
To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?
'Cause he's dead like their parents!
Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃
I did 9/11 here's proof https://youtu.be/BVH73TonuG8
Walked into a bar the other day and a group of sailors were being loud and shouting about all the women they have in port that had given them gonorrhea...
Bloody seamen.
What did the toilet paper say to the other toilet paper?
"Hey, check me out! I'm on a roll!" 😂😂🤭🤭
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Discord.
Discord who?
I need discord to plug in the phone.
You know this joke really cracks up my bones!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.
Enough of the sex jokes! I mean, come on, they are not even funny!
What is the similarity between an anti-joke and a clown? Neither are funny.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Wakanda? Wakanda who? WAKANDA ENDING IS THIS?
"Knock Knock..."
"Who's There?"
"Kenya"
"Kenya who?"
"KENYA OPEN THE DOOR IT'S FREEZING OUT HERE!!!!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for, just let me in!