Laughter jokes
1. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
2. What is fast, loud, and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
3. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed!
4. What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield!
5. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.
Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?
Why do I tell bad jokes?
I'm a lesbian.
You know this joke really cracks up my bones!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Discord.
Discord who?
I need discord to plug in the phone.
I did 9/11 here's proof https://youtu.be/BVH73TonuG8
Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?
'Cause he's dead like their parents!
What did the toilet paper say to the other toilet paper?
"Hey, check me out! I'm on a roll!" 😂😂🤭🤭
Walked into a bar the other day and a group of sailors were being loud and shouting about all the women they have in port that had given them gonorrhea...
Bloody seamen.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not."
"Not who?"
"Not your dad."
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.
Three Indians get captured by an enemy leader, and the leader says, "Go in the woods and find 10 fruits of the same kind."
The first one comes back with apples. The enemy leader says, "Shove them up your butt and don't make a sound, or I will kill you." He gets to two and yells. The leader kills him. He goes up to heaven.
The second guy comes back and has grapes. He gets to 9 and laughs. The leader kills him. He goes to heaven.
The first guy asks the second guy why he laughed, saying he had it in the bag. The second guy said he saw the third guy carrying pineapples.
What is the similarity between an anti-joke and a clown? Neither are funny.
Enough of the sex jokes! I mean, come on, they are not even funny!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bill Cosby.
Bill Cosby who?
Never mind, I’ll come back when you’re sleeping.
Bro, I gotta tell you a joke.
Nevermind, it's too cheesy!
What shoe shop would be a lesbian's best friend, decimen?