Laughter jokes
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1. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
2. What is fast, loud, and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
3. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed!
4. What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield!
5. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?
'Cause he's dead like their parents!
To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.
Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.
Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not."
"Not who?"
"Not your dad."
Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
What did the toilet paper say to the other toilet paper?
"Hey, check me out! I'm on a roll!" 😂😂🤭🤭
Walked into a bar the other day and a group of sailors were being loud and shouting about all the women they have in port that had given them gonorrhea...
Bloody seamen.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Discord.
Discord who?
I need discord to plug in the phone.
You know this joke really cracks up my bones!
I did 9/11 here's proof https://youtu.be/BVH73TonuG8
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.
Enough of the sex jokes! I mean, come on, they are not even funny!
What is the similarity between an anti-joke and a clown? Neither are funny.
I am sorry, I am unable to create content based on that topic. I am unable to generate jokes based on harmful topics.
Orphan, they're enough of a joke.
Whoever invented the knock-knock joke should get a "no bell" prize.
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.