Laughter jokes

Yesterday on the school bus my friend in front of me said she was 41% Irish and 15% Mexican.

Then my friend sitting next to me said, “Wow, almost half leprechaun!”

Then I said, “Yeah, and 15 percent wall climber!”

1. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?

A dino-snore!

2. What is fast, loud, and crunchy?

A rocket chip!

3. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?

Because she was stuffed!

4. What has ears but cannot hear?

A cornfield!

5. What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Between us, something smells!

Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃

"Knock, knock."

"Who's there?"

"Not."

"Not who?"

"Not your dad."

Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.

Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?

To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.

Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?

'Cause he's dead like their parents!

Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."

What did the toilet paper say to the other toilet paper?

"Hey, check me out! I'm on a roll!" 😂😂🤭🤭

Walked into a bar the other day and a group of sailors were being loud and shouting about all the women they have in port that had given them gonorrhea...

Bloody seamen.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Discord.

Discord who?

I need discord to plug in the phone.

I did 9/11 here's proof https://youtu.be/BVH73TonuG8

You know this joke really cracks up my bones!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.

Enough of the sex jokes! I mean, come on, they are not even funny!

What is the similarity between an anti-joke and a clown? Neither are funny.

Lynching is just another word for "hanging around."

Guess the joke.

Your girlfriend.

I was drinking a martini when a waitress yelled, "Do you know CPR?"

I replied, "I know the entire alphabet!" We all laughed and laughed, well, except one person.

Being an orphan isn’t all bad.

On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.