Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃
Laughter Jokes
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not."
"Not who?"
"Not your dad."
Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.
Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?
To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?
'Cause he's dead like their parents!
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
What did the toilet paper say to the other toilet paper?
"Hey, check me out! I'm on a roll!" 😂😂🤭🤭
Walked into a bar the other day and a group of sailors were being loud and shouting about all the women they have in port that had given them gonorrhea...
Bloody seamen.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Discord.
Discord who?
I need discord to plug in the phone.
I did 9/11 here's proof https://youtu.be/BVH73TonuG8
You know this joke really cracks up my bones!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.
Enough of the sex jokes! I mean, come on, they are not even funny!
What is the similarity between an anti-joke and a clown? Neither are funny.
Lynching is just another word for "hanging around."
Guess the joke.
Your girlfriend.
I was drinking a martini when a waitress yelled, "Do you know CPR?"
I replied, "I know the entire alphabet!" We all laughed and laughed, well, except one person.
Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
What do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar. lol
