When I die, I want to be shot out of a cannon.
And into a children's birthday party.
You know this joke really cracks up my bones!
I did 9/11 here's proof https://youtu.be/BVH73TonuG8
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Discord.
Discord who?
I need discord to plug in the phone.
Walked into a bar the other day and a group of sailors were being loud and shouting about all the women they have in port that had given them gonorrhea...
Bloody seamen.
What did the toilet paper say to the other toilet paper?
"Hey, check me out! I'm on a roll!" 😂😂🤭🤭
Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.
Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?
To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?
'Cause he's dead like their parents!
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.
What is the similarity between an anti-joke and a clown? Neither are funny.
Enough of the sex jokes! I mean, come on, they are not even funny!
guess the joke
your girlfriend
The only joke here is the topic.
Do you know candice
Candice balls fit in yo mouth
I find that a lot of butts CRACK me up.
Why were there 2 boys on the bay?
Because they were gay!
"Knock Knock..." "Who's There?" "Kenya" "Kenya who?" "KENYA OPEN THE DO ITS FREEZING OUT HERE!!!!"
