Laughter jokes
"Knock Knock..."
"Who's There?"
"Kenya"
"Kenya who?"
"KENYA OPEN THE DOOR IT'S FREEZING OUT HERE!!!!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for, just let me in!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Wakanda? Wakanda who? WAKANDA ENDING IS THIS?
Three women walk into a bar and start talking about how loose they are. One fits a sausage, another fits a cucumber, the third one slides down the barstool.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you a lot!
Do you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears! :3
What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?
The Gulf of Mexico lol!
Who tells the best chicken jokes?
Comedi-hens!
Whoever invented the knock-knock joke should get a "no bell" prize.
I don't have a joke, it's just funny reading them.
Bro, I gotta tell you a joke.
Nevermind, it's too cheesy!
What shoe shop would be a lesbian's best friend, decimen?
I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.
I was drinking a martini when a waitress yelled, "Do you know CPR?"
I replied, "I know the entire alphabet!" We all laughed and laughed, well, except one person.
Guess the joke.
Your girlfriend.
I beat up a blind kid, but he says he's the strongest. He never saw that one!
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.
Why did the orphan take a selfie?
Because he wanted a family portrait.
Lynching is just another word for "hanging around."
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.