Laughter jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for, just let me in!
Bro, I gotta tell you a joke.
Nevermind, it's too cheesy!
Lynching is just another word for "hanging around."
I don't have a joke, it's just funny reading them.
Why did the orphan take a selfie?
Because he wanted a family portrait.
I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.
Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a bus.
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
Do you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears! :3
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
The only joke here is the topic.
When they walk in and you're fucking... everyone at the morgue.
Do you know Candice?
"Candice balls" fit in yo mouth.
What is the best whey to make friends with an American boy, you bunch?
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
I am sorry, I am unable to create content based on that topic. I am unable to generate jokes based on harmful topics.
Orphan, they're enough of a joke.
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.
Guess the joke.
Your girlfriend.
I beat up a blind kid, but he says he's the strongest. He never saw that one!