Laughter jokes
Why do 911 jokes always fail?
They always crash and burn!
What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour?
Stopping it with a pitchfork.
I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.
When I saw you, it instantly made me cry. LOL.
News: Ook! says an interviewed monkey.
I find that a lot of butts CRACK me up.
Why were there two boys on the bay?
Because they were gay!
Family are together playing charades.
Me: "50 Shades of Grey!" Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on, Nan!
When they walk in and you're fucking... everyone at the morgue.
What is the best whey to make friends with an American boy, you bunch?
Whoever invented the knock-knock joke should get a "no bell" prize.
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!
Why do my kids die?
Stinky Oussy :D
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
Three women walk into a bar and start talking about how loose they are. One fits a sausage, another fits a cucumber, the third one slides down the barstool.
What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?
The Gulf of Mexico lol!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Wakanda? Wakanda who? WAKANDA ENDING IS THIS?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you a lot!
"Knock Knock..."
"Who's There?"
"Kenya"
"Kenya who?"
"KENYA OPEN THE DOOR IT'S FREEZING OUT HERE!!!!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for, just let me in!