Laughter jokes
I don't have a joke, it's just funny reading them.
I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
Bro, I gotta tell you a joke.
Nevermind, it's too cheesy!
What shoe shop would be a lesbian's best friend, decimen?
Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a bus.
Why did the orphan take a selfie?
Because he wanted a family portrait.
Lynching is just another word for "hanging around."
Why do my kids die?
Stinky Oussy :D
What does the right eye say to the left eye?
Between you and me, something smells!
Who tells the best chicken jokes?
Comedi-hens!
Three women walk into a bar and start talking about how loose they are. One fits a sausage, another fits a cucumber, the third one slides down the barstool.
Do you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears! :3
Whoever invented the knock-knock joke should get a "no bell" prize.
"Knock Knock..."
"Who's There?"
"Kenya"
"Kenya who?"
"KENYA OPEN THE DOOR IT'S FREEZING OUT HERE!!!!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for, just let me in!
I was drinking a martini when a waitress yelled, "Do you know CPR?"
I replied, "I know the entire alphabet!" We all laughed and laughed, well, except one person.
Why do 911 jokes always fail?
They always crash and burn!
Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
What do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar. lol