Laughter jokes
Sayori: *dies*
Monika: "You kinda left her hanging... 😊"
MC: "😨"
I don't have a joke, it's just funny reading them.
"I told my mom I thought parenting got easier as the kids get older, and she laughed so hard she cried a little."
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
Lynching is just another word for "hanging around."
Why did the orphan take a selfie?
Because he wanted a family portrait.
I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.
Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a bus.
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
Orphan, they're enough of a joke.
I beat up a blind kid, but he says he's the strongest. He never saw that one!
Guess the joke.
Your girlfriend.
I was drinking a martini when a waitress yelled, "Do you know CPR?"
I replied, "I know the entire alphabet!" We all laughed and laughed, well, except one person.
Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
What do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar. lol
Why do 911 jokes always fail?
They always crash and burn!
What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour?
Stopping it with a pitchfork.
I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.