Laughter jokes
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
I am sorry, I am unable to create content based on that topic. I am unable to generate jokes based on harmful topics.
Why do 911 jokes always fail?
They always crash and burn!
The only joke here is the topic.
What do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar. lol
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
What is the best whey to make friends with an American boy, you bunch?
Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
I was drinking a martini when a waitress yelled, "Do you know CPR?"
I replied, "I know the entire alphabet!" We all laughed and laughed, well, except one person.
Guess the joke.
Your girlfriend.
I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.
What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour?
Stopping it with a pitchfork.
News: Ook! says an interviewed monkey.
When I saw you, it instantly made me cry. LOL.
Do you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears! :3
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"What are you shaking for? She’s going to eat me!"
I find that a lot of butts CRACK me up.
When they walk in and you're fucking... everyone at the morgue.
Why were there two boys on the bay?
Because they were gay!