What does the right eye say to the left eye?
Between you and me something smells!
Bro I gotta tell you a joke Nevermind, it's too cheesy!
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes they just don't fly
Orphan. their enough of a joke
Why did the orphan take a selfie.? Because he wanted a family portrait.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ducbz9dZO2
Why do you always high five the emo person... cause can't just leave them hanging.
When I saw u it instantly made me cry LOL
Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a bus.
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!
How did the coke seller react when someone told him a joke?
He CRACKed up.
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
Family are together playing charades.
Me: "50 Shades of Grey!" Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on, Nan!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for, just let me in!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Wakanda? Wakanda who? WAKANDA ENDING IS THIS?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you a lot!
What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?
The Gulf of Mexico lol!
Three women walk into a bar and start talking about how loose they are. One fits a sausage, another fits a cucumber, the third one slides down the barstool.
Do you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears! :3
I was drinking a martini when a waitress yelled, "Do you know CPR?"
I replied, "I know the entire alphabet!" We all laughed and laughed, well, except one person.
