Why do 911 jokes always fail?
They always crash and burn!
Laughter Jokes
I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.
When I saw you, it instantly made me cry. LOL.
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
Orphan, they're enough of a joke.
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.
I am sorry, I am unable to create content based on that topic. I am unable to generate jokes based on harmful topics.
What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour?
Stopping it with a pitchfork.
Do you know Candice?
"Candice balls" fit in yo mouth.
When they walk in and you're fucking... everyone at the morgue.
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
I beat up a blind kid, but he says he's the strongest. He never saw that one!
What is the best whey to make friends with an American boy, you bunch?
The only joke here is the topic.
How did the coke seller react when someone told him a joke?
He CRACKed up.
I find that a lot of butts CRACK me up.
Why were there two boys on the bay?
Because they were gay!
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
Family are together playing charades.
Me: "50 Shades of Grey!" Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on, Nan!
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!
