When they walk in and your fucking ...everyone at the morgue
I beat up a blind kid but he says hes the strongest he never saw that one!
Three women walk into a bar and start talking about how loose they are. One fits a sausage, another fits a cucumber, the third one slides down the barstool
what is the best whey to make friends with an America boy you bunch
What does the right eye say to the left eye?
Between you and me something smells!
Do you know candice
Candice balls fit in yo mouth
me an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes* some person: stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain me an orphan: that the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
Sayori: *dies* Monika: "You kinda left her hanging... 😊" MC: "😨"
When I saw u it instantly made me cry LOL
I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage
Bro I gotta tell you a joke Nevermind, it's too cheesy!
i dont have a joke its just funny reading them
I find that a lot of butts CRACK me up.
"I told my mom I thought parenting got easier as the kids get older and she laughed so hard she cried a little."
Lynching is just another word for "hanging around".
What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour? Stopping it with a pitchfork.
what do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar lol
Knock Knock, Who's there? Water. Water who? Water you waiting for just let me in!
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!
why do 911 jokes always fail. they always crash and burn