Laughter jokes
A farmer artificially impregnated a cow. The cow said to another cow, "It's a miracle, I'm pregnant." The other cow said, "That's impossible, it's only us cows in the field, you must be joking." The first cow said, "Nope, I'm serious... no bull!"
What do you call a banana that peels itself?
Appealing!
Family all eating at the table.
Brother: "Hmm, I think I feel gold."
Sister: "Stop the cap."
Brother looks under the table and says, "Nope, just a gold digger."
Dad laughed.
Stepmom storms out of the room.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ididap!
Ididapoo!!
Why did the cow cross the road? To go to the moooooovies! Nyahahahahahahahahaha!
My mates threw nuts at the wall, now we call them walnuts.
Hahaha :)
My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?
Anyone got any new jokes? I ran through all the pages already.
Who wants to laugh about life with me?
What do you do when an orphan is taking a photo?
Yell "FAMILY PICTURES!"
I got kicked out of the hospital because I told all the Covid-19 patients to stay positive.
Jokes are like food, not everyone has it.
There is a joke that did not enter this page... Why? She is afraid they will laugh at her!
Last week I felt so high and mighty I thought I could fly. I took one shot, puffed through my pipe, and jumped in the air on a trampoline. I woke up in heaven.
I asked an angel, "How did I die?"
"Well, little monkey, you thought your bed was a trampoline and you hit your head. Your mom called the doctor, and the doctor said you were dead."
Ali from Kazakhstan, he got small forehead, all his friends laugh. They say, "Ali, your forehead so tiny, you need magnifying glass to see!" But Ali, he not care, he proud of his unique look. When he wear hat, it look like top of mountain, so funny, everyone laugh with him. Ali know small forehead no problem, it make him special, like rare gem!
How to make a baby make funny faces?
Put it feet first in a blender.
Jack and Jill went down to hell to fetch your mother's bladder.
Her bladder broke. You two are soaked, and now you have a daughter, 'cause in that bladder was me!
Why did Sally fall off the swings?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally!
Rape jokes are not funny.
Look at my name by the way😁.
John pretended to be a doctor.
Motu came to him. He said, "I lost my hunger."
John brought some samosas for his lunch. Motu ate them. John said, "Your hunger is back!"
Then, Motu said, "I lost my taste."
John said, "Number 1, bring some water." Motu drank it and said, "This is petrol!" John said, "Your taste is back!"
Motu said, "I lost my memory."
John said, "Number 1, bring some medicine." Motu said, "But Number 1 brought water." John said, "Your memory is back!"