Laughter jokes
Stupid Mary Jane was swinging on the swing.
Her momma said, "Stupid Mary Jane, don't swing so high, the boys will see your underwear!"
Stupid Mary Jane laughed and laughed. She knew she wasn't wearing no underwear.
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still falling.
Two friends fighting.
Friend 3: "Cut it out, you two!"
Friend 4: "It wouldn't help if they cut it out... Believe me... I've tried..."
A depressed kid gave me a high five. I left him hanging.
What's a deaf kid's favorite words?
"Shut up."
What does lmao mean? Laughing miles.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Joem.
Joem who?
Joem Ama.
How to know something won’t be fun:
Someone will say, "C'mon, it’ll be fun!"
Hi, I’m Joe.
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says: "I'll have some H2O."
The second one says: "I'll have some H2O, too." And then he died.
Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?
Me when the your, uh, uhhhh, when your me when the your, uhhh, uhhhhh, mom.
I told my wife to embrace her mistakes.
So she gave me a hug.
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.
I'd make a joke about epilepsy, but the computer started flashing.
They're not jokes, they're notes now, get me?
I am in trouble.
Hahaha!
Baby: Stroll?
Me: *puts baby in stroller* WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL!
Baby: *happily screams*
Stroller: *front wheels break off*
Me: WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL WITH NO FRONT WHEELS!
Baby: Oka- CRASH!
A small boy went up to a dog fountain? The more you. HAHA gorgeous ddollars of benjamin frnakus wghen hes wearing beakini bea at the beach hahaha.