Laughter jokes
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still falling.
Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?
What does lmao mean? Laughing miles.
What's a deaf kid's favorite words?
"Shut up."
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Joem.
Joem who?
Joem Ama.
All these jokes are all plane.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z.
What do you do when your man doesn't like fruit jokes?
Let the mango.
Me: Knock, knock.
Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
How to know something won’t be fun:
Someone will say, "C'mon, it’ll be fun!"
Hi, I’m Joe.
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says: "I'll have some H2O."
The second one says: "I'll have some H2O, too." And then he died.
I love fard 😋
Family all eating at the table.
Brother: "Hmm, I think I feel gold."
Sister: "Stop the cap."
Brother looks under the table and says, "Nope, just a gold digger."
Dad laughed.
Stepmom storms out of the room.
What do you do when an orphan is taking a photo?
Yell "FAMILY PICTURES!"
Anyone got any new jokes? I ran through all the pages already.
A farmer artificially impregnated a cow. The cow said to another cow, "It's a miracle, I'm pregnant." The other cow said, "That's impossible, it's only us cows in the field, you must be joking." The first cow said, "Nope, I'm serious... no bull!"
Me and my friend roasting each other.
Him: Your dad dropped you on purpose, but my dad dropped me by accident.
Me: But after dropping you, he never picked you up.
This is a short joke! This short joke is long. Nice joke, Mr. Steve.