Laughter jokes
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
It's always the little things that make us laugh.
I told my wife to embrace her mistakes.
So she gave me a hug.
I hate it when you say your life is a joke because a joke actually has meaning.
When I get jokes. They aren't f****** restarted like you.
My sister.
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says: "I'll have some H2O."
The second one says: "I'll have some H2O, too." And then he died.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z.
A guy walks into a bar with a revolver and yells, “WHO THE FUCK FUCKED MY WIFE!”
A man in the back responds, “YOU AIN'T GOT ENOUGH BULLETS MATE!”
Person with no arms: Even though I have no arms, I can do anything you guys can.
Me: If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 👏👏 If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 👏👏
Person with no arms: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
If laughter is contagious, LEO is immune.
It's all fun and games until they start dancing.
What's a deaf kid's favorite words?
"Shut up."
How to know something won’t be fun:
Someone will say, "C'mon, it’ll be fun!"
Hi, I’m Joe.
Me: You have terrible jokes.
Mum: Shows me a mirror.
Why is jelly laughing a lot?
Because his friend goes nuts!
Hey, you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you really know how to raise a cock!
Why is 10 scared?
Because it is in the huddle of 9/11.
I'll never forget my grandpa's last words:
"You need to park a little closer."
I put the fun in funeral.