Laughter

Laughter jokes

Gold Digger

Family all eating at the table.

Brother: "Hmm, I think I feel gold."

Sister: "Stop the cap."

Brother looks under the table and says, "Nope, just a gold digger."

Dad laughed.

Stepmom storms out of the room.

COVID-19

I got kicked out of the hospital because I told all the Covid-19 patients to stay positive.

Bone

My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?

Name

What did Daveon say when he saw a spider? "I'm Dave-on with this!"

Day

BlessedBrian must have been born on April Fools’ Day... because he’s a joke every day of the year.

Victim

Why shouldn't you make fun of burn victims?

Because they've already been roasted!

Page

There is a joke that did not enter this page... Why? She is afraid they will laugh at her!

Nun

What’s black and white and red all over?

A crushed nun!

What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?

Slow natives.

Hand

Person with no arms: Even though I have no arms, I can do anything you guys can.

Me: If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 👏👏 If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 👏👏

Person with no arms: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Wife

A guy walks into a bar with a revolver and yells, “WHO THE FUCK FUCKED MY WIFE!”

A man in the back responds, “YOU AIN'T GOT ENOUGH BULLETS MATE!”