Laughter jokes
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says: "I'll have some H2O."
The second one says: "I'll have some H2O, too." And then he died.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z.
Clarissa is here with us.
Baby: Stroll?
Me: *puts baby in stroller* WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL!
Baby: *happily screams*
Stroller: *front wheels break off*
Me: WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL WITH NO FRONT WHEELS!
Baby: Oka- CRASH!
They're not jokes, they're notes now, get me?
I am in trouble.
Hahaha!
What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?
Names.
What does lmao mean? Laughing miles.
Two friends fighting.
Friend 3: "Cut it out, you two!"
Friend 4: "It wouldn't help if they cut it out... Believe me... I've tried..."
A farmer artificially impregnated a cow. The cow said to another cow, "It's a miracle, I'm pregnant." The other cow said, "That's impossible, it's only us cows in the field, you must be joking." The first cow said, "Nope, I'm serious... no bull!"
Stupid Mary Jane was swinging on the swing.
Her momma said, "Stupid Mary Jane, don't swing so high, the boys will see your underwear!"
Stupid Mary Jane laughed and laughed. She knew she wasn't wearing no underwear.
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
I'd make a joke about epilepsy, but the computer started flashing.
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.
My mates threw nuts at the wall, now we call them walnuts.
Hahaha :)
Why did the cow cross the road? To go to the moooooovies! Nyahahahahahahahahaha!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ididap!
Ididapoo!!
Me and my friend roasting each other.
Him: Your dad dropped you on purpose, but my dad dropped me by accident.
Me: But after dropping you, he never picked you up.
A small boy went up to a dog fountain? The more you. HAHA gorgeous ddollars of benjamin frnakus wghen hes wearing beakini bea at the beach hahaha.
This is a short joke! This short joke is long. Nice joke, Mr. Steve.