Stupid Mary Jane was swinging on the swing. Her momma said Stupid Mary Jane, don't swing so high, the boys will see your under-ware. Stupid Mary Jane laughed and laughed, she knew she wasn't wearing no under-ware.
How to know something won’t be fun: Someone will say cmon it’ll be fun!
I told my wife to embrace her mistakes So she gave me a hug
A farmer artificially impregnated a cow, the cow said to another cow, "it's a miracle, I'm pregnant." the other cow said, "that's impossible it's only us cows in the field you must be joking." The first cow said, "nope I'm serious... no bull."
I love fard 😋
Knock knock Whos there Idont know but the twin towers do
A small boy whent up to a dog fountain? the more you. HAHA gorgeous ddollars of benjamin frnakus wghen hes wearing beakini bea at the beach hahaha.
Me and my friend roasting each other, Him: Your dad dropped you on purpose but my dad dropped me by accident. Me: But after dropping you he never picked you up
this is a short joke! this short joke is long. nice joke Mr. Steve
Knock, knock Who’s there? Joem Joem who? Joem Ama
What's a deaf kids favourite words?
Shut up.
Why did the cow cross the road? To go to the moooooovies nyahahahahahahahahaha
me:knock knock another person(op) op:who's there me:hatch op:hatch who me:bless you =) op:but i didn't sneeze me:you just don't get a joke do you
What did Daveon say when he saw a spider? 'I'm daveon with this!'
What’s black and white and red all over?” “A crushed nun!”
“What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?” Slow natives.”
BlessedBrian must have been born on April Fools’ Day... because he’s a JOKE every day of the year
person with no arms:even tho I have no arms I can do anything you guys can
me:if your happy and you know it clap your hands👏👏if your happy and you know it clap your hands👏👏
person with no arms:😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.
Why’s 10 scared? Because it’s in the huddle of 9-11
Me:you have terrible jokes Mum:shows me a mirror
