Laughter jokes
Ever noticed that "lol" looks like a person drowning?
I'll never forget my grandpa's last words:
"You need to park a little closer."
I put the fun in funeral.
The boys joking be like:
One guy: "Balls!"
All the other guys: "Hahahahaha!"
Two friends fighting.
Friend 3: "Cut it out, you two!"
Friend 4: "It wouldn't help if they cut it out... Believe me... I've tried..."
Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?
What's a deaf kid's favorite words?
"Shut up."
What does lmao mean? Laughing miles.
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still falling.
A depressed kid gave me a high five. I left him hanging.
Me when the your, uh, uhhhh, when your me when the your, uhhh, uhhhhh, mom.
I told my wife to embrace her mistakes.
So she gave me a hug.
Clarissa is here with us.
A small boy went up to a dog fountain? The more you. HAHA gorgeous ddollars of benjamin frnakus wghen hes wearing beakini bea at the beach hahaha.
Hahaha!
What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?
Names.
Me and my friend roasting each other.
Him: Your dad dropped you on purpose, but my dad dropped me by accident.
Me: But after dropping you, he never picked you up.
They're not jokes, they're notes now, get me?
I am in trouble.
Baby: Stroll?
Me: *puts baby in stroller* WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL!
Baby: *happily screams*
Stroller: *front wheels break off*
Me: WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL WITH NO FRONT WHEELS!
Baby: Oka- CRASH!
This is a short joke! This short joke is long. Nice joke, Mr. Steve.