Laughter jokes
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says: "I'll have some H2O."
The second one says: "I'll have some H2O, too." And then he died.
Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?
Me when the your, uh, uhhhh, when your me when the your, uhhh, uhhhhh, mom.
I told my wife to embrace her mistakes.
So she gave me a hug.
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.
I'd make a joke about epilepsy, but the computer started flashing.
They're not jokes, they're notes now, get me?
I am in trouble.
Hahaha!
Baby: Stroll?
Me: *puts baby in stroller* WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL!
Baby: *happily screams*
Stroller: *front wheels break off*
Me: WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL WITH NO FRONT WHEELS!
Baby: Oka- CRASH!
A small boy went up to a dog fountain? The more you. HAHA gorgeous ddollars of benjamin frnakus wghen hes wearing beakini bea at the beach hahaha.
This is a short joke! This short joke is long. Nice joke, Mr. Steve.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ididap!
Ididapoo!!
My mates threw nuts at the wall, now we call them walnuts.
Hahaha :)
What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?
Names.
A farmer artificially impregnated a cow. The cow said to another cow, "It's a miracle, I'm pregnant." The other cow said, "That's impossible, it's only us cows in the field, you must be joking." The first cow said, "Nope, I'm serious... no bull!"
Me and my friend roasting each other.
Him: Your dad dropped you on purpose, but my dad dropped me by accident.
Me: But after dropping you, he never picked you up.
What do you do when an orphan is taking a photo?
Yell "FAMILY PICTURES!"
Who wants to laugh about life with me?
I got kicked out of the hospital because I told all the Covid-19 patients to stay positive.
Jokes are like food, not everyone has it.