Laughter jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ididap!
Ididapoo!!
Why did the cow cross the road? To go to the moooooovies! Nyahahahahahahahahaha!
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.
I'd make a joke about epilepsy, but the computer started flashing.
My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?
Who wants to laugh about life with me?
I got kicked out of the hospital because I told all the Covid-19 patients to stay positive.
Jokes are like food, not everyone has it.
What do you do when an orphan is taking a photo?
Yell "FAMILY PICTURES!"
What do you call a banana that peels itself?
Appealing!
Clarissa is here with us.
childhood skipped @iissoo.00 frπ΅βπ«
What did Daveon say when he saw a spider? "I'm Dave-on with this!"
A guy walks into a bar with a revolver and yells, βWHO THE FUCK FUCKED MY WIFE!β
A man in the back responds, βYOU AIN'T GOT ENOUGH BULLETS MATE!β
It's always the little things that make us laugh.
There is a joke that did not enter this page... Why? She is afraid they will laugh at her!
I would tell you a joke about pizza, but it was too cheesy.
Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.
Whatβs black and white and red all over?
A crushed nun!
Whatβs that black stuff between an elephants toes?
Slow natives.
Person with no arms: Even though I have no arms, I can do anything you guys can.
Me: If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. ππ If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. ππ
Person with no arms: ππππππππππππππ