What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.
Laughter Jokes
I'd make a joke about epilepsy, but the computer started flashing.
My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?
Who wants to laugh about life with me?
I got kicked out of the hospital because I told all the Covid-19 patients to stay positive.
Jokes are like food, not everyone has it.
What do you do when an orphan is taking a photo?
Yell "FAMILY PICTURES!"
What do you call a banana that peels itself?
Appealing!
Clarissa is here with us.
childhood skipped @iissoo.00 fr😵💫
If laughter is contagious, LEO is immune.
What did Daveon say when he saw a spider? "I'm Dave-on with this!"
A guy walks into a bar with a revolver and yells, “WHO THE FUCK FUCKED MY WIFE!”
A man in the back responds, “YOU AIN'T GOT ENOUGH BULLETS MATE!”
It's always the little things that make us laugh.
There is a joke that did not enter this page... Why? She is afraid they will laugh at her!
I would tell you a joke about pizza, but it was too cheesy.
Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.
What’s black and white and red all over?
A crushed nun!
What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?
Slow natives.
Person with no arms: Even though I have no arms, I can do anything you guys can.
Me: If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 👏👏 If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 👏👏
Person with no arms: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
I wanted to tell a joke about Jonestown.
But the punch line is too long.
