Laughter

Laughter jokes

Cow

Why did the cow cross the road? To go to the moooooovies! Nyahahahahahahahahaha!

Bone

My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?

COVID-19

I got kicked out of the hospital because I told all the Covid-19 patients to stay positive.

Orphan

What do you do when an orphan is taking a photo?

Yell "FAMILY PICTURES!"

Name

What did Daveon say when he saw a spider? "I'm Dave-on with this!"

Wife

A guy walks into a bar with a revolver and yells, β€œWHO THE FUCK FUCKED MY WIFE!”

A man in the back responds, β€œYOU AIN'T GOT ENOUGH BULLETS MATE!”

Page

There is a joke that did not enter this page... Why? She is afraid they will laugh at her!

Nun

What’s black and white and red all over?

A crushed nun!

What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?

Slow natives.

Hand

Person with no arms: Even though I have no arms, I can do anything you guys can.

Me: If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. πŸ‘πŸ‘ If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. πŸ‘πŸ‘

Person with no arms: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭