Laughter jokes
So, a few hours ago my friend said I need to CUT it out with the s/h jokes... like... it's really not that deep?
People might not laugh at my jokes, or have a reaction at all, but I'd explode with euphoria.
Periodically, people might laugh every now and then.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's just a joke!
I hear you like funny people. In fact, my whole life's a joke!
These jokes are a little too explosive, if you ask me.
Those were a-mug-zing jokes. They were Mugderful, and Mugjestic.
Want to hear something that’ll make you smile? Your face muscles.
Me: I found a group of furries in the woods.
Voice in back: Well, it looks like we're going huntin'.
There were once these two twins. One twin, no matter what happened, was always pissed off, while the other one was always happy.
This baffled scientists, so they ran an experiment on the twins to figure out what was happening. They took the angry one and left him in a room with all of the latest technology and the most expensive toys and left him overnight. When they came back, he was still grumpy. When they asked him why, he said, "None of these are actually mine, and you left me in here all night, so I'm angry!"
His explanation was reasonable, so they ran another experiment on the other kid. This time, they left him overnight in a room that was literally just filled with horse shit. When they came back to check on him the next morning, he was still smiling. When they asked him why, he said, "With all of this horse crap, there has to be a pony in here somewhere!"
Six out of seven dwarfs aren’t Happy.
Guy: "My life is like a game, I should end it."
Guy 2: "Is it a hard life?"
Guy: "Yup"
Guy 2: "Then you can't kill yourself LOL"
Guy 3: "Hold on, I know a cheat code to finish the 'game'"
Once again, RIP Daniel Kyre, he actually died this day five years ago.
He attempted suicide Sep 16, and was in life support, till his parents made the tough decision of taking him off.
We will miss ya bud..... (cyndagoooooooo)
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Nobody finds that one funny.
I'd make a joke about corn, but it's too corny.
Then again, I could make a joke about eyes, but that would be even cornea. My funny bone is broken. I guess it was because those jokes were too humerus.
My friend wanted to say egg puns, so I told him, "Omelette you do your egg jokes."
I'm so gay I could barely think straight.
What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.
Papa: Johnny, Johnny.
Johnny: Yes, Papa?
Papa: Open wide.
Johnny: HAHAHA.
Papa: *unzips pants*
Johnny: *crying* No, Papa!
Kobe never missed a shot, but he missed the helipad.
I'm going to hell!
You tell an orphan joke to an orphan. You start laughing, they start crying. They say they are going to tell their mom. Then you start laughing harder.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
Because they cut deep.