My friend told me an emo joke once and I said ̈emo jokes aren ́t funny, cut it out ̈
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common
They never get old
What is a monkey’s 🐒 favorite dance move?
The banana 🍌 split.
What’s black and white and dead all over? My chemical romance
I didn't trip and fall... I attacked the floor and I believe I am winning :3
me: why am i an orphan friend: idk me: ask you mom
I was a orphan as a kid and Im pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids I think we know why
- What did the skeleton say to his friend? - Actually... TIBIA honest i don't know how to complete this joke...
Im dead😂💀💀
I don't know what to write here just like
What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy? A seizure salad.
Math puns are the first SINE of madness! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Orphan: crying You: do you know where your parents are Orphan:no Your Friend: they don't have parents !!! You:😂 I know
So I’m riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.
My dad starts laughing at me.
Dad: “Son! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?”
Me: “Why dad?”
Dad: “Because it ain’t got no pop!”
Four gay guys are sitting in a Jacuzzi when all of a sudden, a condom starts floating. One of the gay guys turns around and asks, "Okay, who farted?"
did you hear the one about the deaf person me: no thats because they caint hear so they dont talk
why is santa always a bich calling ppl names like hoe hoe hoe
what game dose an emo hate the most????
LIFE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’d tell you a Chinese joke but it’s wong
What do you do when you run out of lines on your book? You look at the emo girl and say "Hey, can I borrow your arm?"
