My friend told me an emo joke once, and I said, "Emo jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"
Dirty Joke: A boy fell in the mud.
Clean Joke: He took a bath with bubbles.
Dirty Joke: Bubbles was the girl next door.
For dinner, this girl had noodles. The next day, she could not find her skinny sister. The mom said, "Your sister is dead!" sadly. The girl asked, "She was skinny, right?" The mom said yes. The sister laughed, "I ate her! That’s why the noodles were very skinny!"
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
"This tastes a little funny."
What do you do when you run out of lines on your book?
You look at the emo girl and say, "Hey, can I borrow your arm?"
I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.
I think we know why.
What game does an emo hate the most?
Life!
I feel sad because I went to an old man in a wheelchair while he was sitting next to a fire, and I screamed, "Hot Wheels!" 🤣
So I’m riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.
My dad starts laughing at me.
Dad: “Son! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?”
Me: “Why dad?”
Dad: “Because it ain’t got no pop!”
I don't know what to write here, just like...
Four gay guys are sitting in a Jacuzzi when all of a sudden, a condom starts floating. One of the gay guys turns around and asks, "Okay, who farted?"
Why is Santa always a b*tch, calling people names like, "Hoe, hoe, hoe?"
Me: Why am I an orphan?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: Ask your mom.
Orphan: *crying* You: Do you know where your parents are? Orphan: No. Your Friend: They don't have parents!!! You: 😂 I know.
What’s black and white and dead all over? My Chemical Romance.
Did you hear the one about the deaf person?
Me: No.
That's because they can't hear, so they don't talk.
Boobs are like friends: you have big ones, small ones, real ones, fake ones, but they all get taken out by cancer.
I'm dead! 😂💀💀
I didn't trip and fall... I attacked the floor, and I believe I am winning :3
Biggest joke?
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