Laughter jokes
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the prom? Because he had no BODY to go with...
I could have said a skeleTON more jokes, but I think that might break your funny bone.
There once were 3 men on an airplane and one bit into an apple and said, "This is disgusting!" and threw it out the window. The 2nd man bit into a banana and said, "This is rotten!" and he threw it out the window. The 3rd man bit into a bomb and screamed, "ALL MY TEETH FELL OUT!" and he threw it out the window.
Meanwhile, on the ground, a police officer was walking and he saw a kid crying and he went up to him and asked him why he was crying. He replied, "An apple came flying out of the sky and hit me on the head!" The police officer said, "That is weird," and kept on walking. Then he saw another kid crying and the police officer asked, "Why are you crying?" and he answered, "A banana came flying out of the sky and hit me on the head!" The officer said, "This has been a strange day." Then he sees a kid laughing and he asked why he was laughing and he said, while he was laughing, "My dad farted and the house blew up!"
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?
They never get old.
My friend told me an emo joke once, and I said, "Emo jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"
I was gonna make a joke about sex, but you won’t get it.
Boobs are like friends: you have big ones, small ones, real ones, fake ones, but they all get taken out by cancer.
Did you hear the one about the deaf person?
Me: No.
That's because they can't hear, so they don't talk.
Math puns are the first SINE of madness! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Biggest joke?
[Image of Zac Efron]
- What did the skeleton say to his friend?
- Actually... TIBIA honest, I don't know how to complete this joke...
My friend looks like a homeless, thanks for the jokes.
What is a monkey’s 🐒 favorite dance move?
The banana 🍌 split.
Person 1: Why did you put the baby feet first into the blender?
Person 2: To see his facial expression. Why else?
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
"This tastes a little funny."
Orphan: *crying* You: Do you know where your parents are? Orphan: No. Your Friend: They don't have parents!!! You: 😂 I know.
I feel sad because I went to an old man in a wheelchair while he was sitting next to a fire, and I screamed, "Hot Wheels!" 🤣
Four gay guys are sitting in a Jacuzzi when all of a sudden, a condom starts floating. One of the gay guys turns around and asks, "Okay, who farted?"
So I’m riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.
My dad starts laughing at me.
Dad: “Son! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?”
Me: “Why dad?”
Dad: “Because it ain’t got no pop!”
I don't know what to write here, just like...
What game does an emo hate the most?
Life!